I told them about the nameless billy goat I called Ballbag, because he was an asshole. It cracked up the women so I started using it more often that day, and eventually I suggested I make this thread. I was only joking, but I got a few requests. I mentioned Ballbag the goat because earlier one of the resident Scotsmen talked about a man he knew named Mr. Ballbag.
There. Phew.