So (strangely, by popular request) the ballbag thread

I'd rather like to hear everyone say "ballbag." I'll do it later once I'm decent to be on camera. See Glenn, not everyone is contrary just to be contrary!
 
Years ago there was a "record your voice" thread, that was pretty neat. Put some sounds to the words we've been reading. An updated version of that thread would be cool, but this is not the one, it seems.
 
I told them about the nameless billy goat I called Ballbag, because he was an asshole. It cracked up the women so I started using it more often that day, and eventually I suggested I make this thread. I was only joking, but I got a few requests. I mentioned Ballbag the goat because earlier one of the resident Scotsmen talked about a man he knew named Mr. Ballbag.

There. Phew.