By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

[lurch70]

never asked for the ashen ... but this Bolivian bind I was with a few times was offering it up IF I was to smoke large quantities of weed with her.

 

[Dr. Pete]

I never do anal. It all comes bubbling back on you.

 

[Krilons Resa]

This bi bint I used to fuck around with would just pull my hog out of her vaheena and stick it right in her bung in one fluid motion before I could ever say anything but just go to town. She would even do the 'ol ass-to-mouth gig. She was a good girl.

 

[neal]

never asked for the ashen ... but this Bolivian bind I was with a few times was offering it up IF I was to smoke large quantities of weed with her.

why do i suspect this story has a disappointing ending

 

[Krilons Resa]

Buttseks makes the lurch paranoid.

 

[neal]

Buttseks makes the lurch paranoid.

a raincoat will keep the mud off your helmet

 

[MFJ]

Come on man, we all know that the lurch doesn't use rubbers

 

[lurch70]

hahah, yeah no rubbers for me ...

but yeah, no buttsecks happened with that shorty (she was about 5') ... the saying "I would have torn her a new asshole" would have been literal

 

[ChaosLee]

Feel like I should share tales... So to speak

 

[Ellestin]

Nothing goes in my anus.

ditto. please acknowledge.

 

[MFJ]

Feel like I should share tales... So to speak

Please do

 

[E-bortion]

I love going to brown town.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Heading towards Anusville on the Hershey Highway?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

This is a great thread for reposting this

 

[Krilons Resa]

why not...

 

[MFJ]

I'm revisiting this thread, but I'm in an office right now so it seems like a good idea to scroll very slowly.

 

[NAD]

This bi bint I used to fuck around with would just pull my hog out of her vaheena and stick it right in her bung in one fluid motion before I could ever say anything but just go to town.

This sounds like the www.urbandictionary.com definition for Zebulon Pike.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

does a girl fucking a guy's ass with a strap-on count as anal for this thread??
or should "pegging" be a whole different thread??

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

the dildo-store called Condom Sense sells these tiny, watch-battery-powered prostate-massaging-vibrators that come attached to a key-ring
i'm a guy, i had one of these things massaging my prostate once, (back when i was dating the woman who was regularly sticking her tongue inside my ass) the tiny prostate-massager massaging my prostate felt pretty good TBH (The tongue inside my ass felt awesome)