By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

[Mormagil]

because!

 

[NAD]

HEY! i fucked an asian god dammit. she didn't like it slow.

 

[NAD]

HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

 

[Mormagil]

 

[NAD]

haha, look at those smexican flapjack titties, oh man that sucks.

seriously, some smexican bitches are HOT HOT HOT but lots are not. course if i was liquored up all day on homemade shitz i prolly wouldn't care what it looked like, long as she kept cookin and mounted the rod every so often.

 

[NAD]

whoa i'm talking to some chick about her bush right now. the internet rules!

oh wait i know this girl in "real life" this doesn't count as e-bush talk.

 

[Mormagil]

seriously, some smexican bitches are HOT HOT HOT but lots are not.

agreed. last time i remember you saying this you followed up with a picture of some disgusting tree creature with a thick brow

 

[E-bortion]

you can never have too much rectal touching

 

[NAD]

hahaha cool. she probably had a tire 3x the size of mine and was a foot shorter. and had a thicker mustache. seriously, what the fuck is in the water down there?!!??!

also, mexican beer TASTES LIKE MEXICAN PUSSY. you want to eat some smexican tang? go have a warm Tecate instead. same thing, no lyme disease.

 

[Erik]

Or you can see it as being a Race Warrior because they're diluting the foul non-Aryan species by injecting some humanity (Whiteyness) into their genetic pools. It would only be race treason if they impregnated a non-Aryan and then raised the child in civilized (White) society.


(I've actually read some white supremacist shit like that before )

[gay post]

 

[Papa Josh]

also, mexican beer TASTES LIKE MEXICAN PUSSY. you want to eat some smexican tang? go have a warm Tecate instead. same thing, no lyme disease.

:zombie: Glad to say my wife does not taste like Tecate..

 

[Reign in Acai]

Papa isn't your wife coming in at a buck 90? Please spare us the details. Nobody wants to hear about her pupusa that has been grinded in to shredded beef by massive guacamole thighs.


Post 141 = Greatest post in RC history.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Post 141 = Greatest post in RC history.

LMFAO! It all makes sense now!

 

[Papa Josh]

Papa isn't your wife coming in at a buck 90? Please spare us the details. Nobody wants to hear about her pupusa that has been grinded in to shredded beef by massive guacamole thighs.

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Not even close, but whatever gets you through your day.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Don't see the appeal of a chapped ass hole.

Off Topic- This bint'S tittays are delicious looking, straight vahayhay

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Nothing goes in my anus. Noncompliance would result in black eyes and/or black balls of the offender.

 

[swizzlenuts]

From what I heard, you need to lube the fuck out of everything for it not to be excruciating. I am guessing the only reason why women do it is because the men want it.

 

[MFJ]

I know several girls who claim to love it, seriously!!! But I mean these girls are sluuuuuts. True hoodrat whores. So I guess that explains it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yeah, I'll stick with the good ole' vag

 

[Plastic Nathrakh]

Once you get it in, don't pull it completely out until you're done. The hurt the girl feels is from the initial penetration or pull-out. They can have pretty crazy orgasms if you do it right.