By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Krilons Resa

does a girl fucking a guy's ass with a strap-on count as anal for this thread??
or should "pegging" be a whole different thread??

also
does sticking my tongue inside a girl's asshole count as anal for this thread??
i started licking this one girl's asshole in the middle of March and we still don't know each other's names
i call her "pretty girl" and she calls me "pretty boy"

a few days ago (May 2nd) i started licking Crazy Kimberly's ass
she's so freaking crazy that the 1st time i licked her asshole we had a huge audience
she was already walking around in public wearing nothing but a shirt
and this crazy bitch doesn't even know my name (even though i've sucked her nipples on a bunch of different days)
she just calls me "Lucifer"

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@arg
do you fuck girls in the ass or do you merely probe female anuses with your tongue??

 

[Krilons Resa]

Although you are now trying way too hard, everything is permitted.

 

[Reign in Acai]

@Blurry_Dreams

How do you not know this gal's name? Met on some kink site?

Post a pic of this hussie bruv.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Blurry_Dreams

How do you not know this gal's name? Met on some kink site?

Post a pic of this hussie bruv.

met her when she was wearing super-tight leggings and nothing above the waist but a see-through bra while she was sitting on a half-wall next to the psych-clinic

 

[Reign in Acai]

k

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Post a pic of this hussie bruv.

i don't have any pics of this specific hussie
but somewhere on ultimatemetal.com/forum i've already posted a pic of a mugshot of a girl who knows me who keeps getting arested for prostitution

 

[Reign in Acai]

Ye fugg this prost in the arse as well?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

yeah
also
she stopped being a hooker because she kept getting caught and she doesn't like going to jail
she doesn't like going to jail because when she's in jail she can't get dick
she loves dick so much she just lets everyone fuck her for free now

just with ultimatemetal's searchbar hadn't stopped working so i could find her prostitution mugshot again

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

also this girl loves looking at dick, she thinks my dick is gorgeous, and she's completely hetero and slightly lesbian-phobic

 

[Reign in Acai]

Would she fuck Moose?

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Prolly
everyone she fucks knows everyone else she fucks
Moose would merely need to start hanging out with those guys

 

[arg]

I would love to fuck more buttholes but most attractive whores don’t allow dick in there, only tongue

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I would love to fuck more buttholes but most attractive whores don’t allow dick in there, only tongue

There are lots of women who actually prefer having a dick up their ass over having a dick in their pussy

But I'm guessing those women are either too crazy or too ugly for you to bang them

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@arg

No one wants an arsehole that's rough around the edges!

this post made me think of a dick getting damaged durring anal sex

 

[MFJ]

This is easily the worst thread on RC.

 

[dorian gray]

I was literally about to type that

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

@Bloopy

I would love to fuck more buttholes but most attractive whores don’t allow dick in there, only tongue

This is easily the worst thread on RC.

I was literally about to type that

oh, come on
it's not as bad as a foot-fetish thread would have been

 

[Reign in Acai]

This is easily the worst thread on RC.

Post #175 negates the other 200 posts of tripe in my eyes. What a babe!*







*Filthy Whore

 

[zabu of nΩd]

she stopped being a hooker because she kept getting caught and she doesn't like going to jail
she doesn't like going to jail because when she's in jail she can't get dick
she loves dick so much she just lets everyone fuck her for free now

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