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@idari: well, i'm pretty sure that peeing into a bottle does not require the insertion of the subject's penis in said bottle. that would be outrageously dangerous. 
Child of Time
Voice of reason
First thought:hyena said:@idari: well, i'm pretty sure that peeing into a bottle does not require the insertion of the subject's penis in said bottle. that would be outrageously dangerous.
Second thought:
Third thought:
Rusty
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King Chaos
Pomeo Osoponeor
*Also Struggling*... I went to the cinema, Me and my girlfriend cuddled on my concrete drive for about half an hour, then threw rocks down my drive trying to make them land in a specific paving square.
I also found the Rusty Cooley Website... Fookin fantastic guitarist.
Not bad to say I was struggling.
Now Im tired
I also found the Rusty Cooley Website... Fookin fantastic guitarist.
Not bad to say I was struggling.
Now Im tired
Human Desert
Pirun Morsian
Shhh. He has a small penis. End.hyena said:@idari: well, i'm pretty sure that peeing into a bottle does not require the insertion of the subject's penis in said bottle. that would be outrageously dangerous.
Something good that happened today must be that i don't have a hangover even though i very much should
Ormir
Senior Member
I found the Of Chaos and Eternal Night MCD in a shop yesterday. I bought it for €2.50 Now I own all original DT albums besides Skydancer first edition.
Now I own all original DT albums besides Skydancer first edition.
Lolita Vampiriá
Sister of Mercy
Got to sleep enough this "morning". Last night watched good films and drank a bottle of red wine which was good.
Rusty
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Human Desert
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Rusty
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Yep. They're going to Brazil, we get to look after Buttercup (I might call her something else while she's here, ahem). But knowing my parents, she won't actually be allowed in the house.idari said:
Still, better than anything I've had before, so I can't really complain. Too much.
Human Desert
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Rusty
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Well she's got a hutch. She stays outside at their house, so I imagine the same will happen here.
Human Desert
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Rusty
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Yep, probably. Not a lot I can do about it though. I think at Ken's they haven't even got enough space for the hutch inside anyway. And you know what my parents are like, even though there's loads of room in here. Although I'm sure I'll sneak her inside occasionally.
Human Desert
Pirun Morsian
Yes you can do something about it. You're going to sit outside with her for 24 hours a day Or pay for my flight tickets and i'll come there to do it. And feed her good fresh grass and carrots and cucumber and apples and stuff. And get her a lead and take her for a walk. These are orders btw, not advice.
Or pay for my flight tickets and i'll come there to do it. And feed her good fresh grass and carrots and cucumber and apples and stuff. And get her a lead and take her for a walk. These are orders btw, not advice.
Rusty
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Well yeah, I'll do that. I meant there's nothing I can do about her being left outside. Although it's tempting to rob a bank and pay for more flight tickets.
Human Desert
Pirun Morsian
No offense but your parents are really really fucked up. Tell your mom that i'd never be your girlfriend just because she doesn't like pets.
Rusty
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*sigh* I know. It's more dad than mum though, not that it really matters.
EDIT: Oh yeah, this is the good thing thread. Erm... the roast potatoes at dinner were really nice.
EDIT: Oh yeah, this is the good thing thread. Erm... the roast potatoes at dinner were really nice.
Human Desert
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