Yes its late.
Spiff: A flamethrower, so you can burn your copy and my copy of That Left Feels Right, the shittiest cd ever released that isnt St. Anger! Burn them good little buddy, then we can dance around the flames in celebration! Then, I bought us high powered assault rifles so we can storm Jon Bon Jovis house Commando style and force him to acknowledge and pay restitution to Hugh McDonald, the greatest unsung hero of our time. Then we have Richie made lead singer and go have sex with their groupies, drink mead and eat snout!
Troops: I got you two things... A Kiss tour! And... A guitar that lights up neon yellow! It requires 250000 watts of electricity. Its a bit understated for you, but I figured you might like it
Dravenmist: I got you some makeup, a Revlon makeup box, a Kiss doll, a Cradle Of Filth poster, a pair of womens Dimmu Borgir panties and a garden rake!
Bucko: A truckload of beer. No good?
Southy: One of those blow up clowns that you punch and they bounce back. Maybe one day you will learn to be nice and not solve all your problems with violence, peace be with you my friend.
Koichi: What do you give the man who has everything? In his boot. I got you a Freddy glove, a Jason Vorhees mask and a chainsaw. It just seemed appropriate.
Mark: In honour of your amazing solidarity after Iron Maidens brutal snubbing of us, I give you this 10 ton concrete block, engraved on the side is "Mark, drop this on Rod Smallwood and Australia will give you 1000000 dollars! Thanks!"
Dreamy: I got you... The new Darkness cd! They are the next Queen, and the singer is as good as Freddie Mercury! You will LOVE IT!
Blitzy: I got you a perfect life size replica of Links treehouse for you to live in! But thats not all, because you will be driving to work in your very own life size replica Mario Kart! Along with a replica Captain Falcon FZero car in the garage for those weekend drives.
Sprucey: I got you Deep Purple! Remember. If someone says something, lets not get the law involved... One hand washes the other!
Wrathchild: I got you Clive Barkers brain and put it in a frankenstein style monster! Now yours to own! OMG THERES A STORY RIGHT THERE!
Sydoy: I got you Painkiller by Judas Priest and Christina Agiluera for a night, so you CANT be disappointed!
Haupy: I got you a Beatles retrospective! 16 cds of goodness! Also the Monty Python movie anthology! PLUS the Slayer box set! AND, a Conan The Barbarian movie!
Stuey: I got Rob Halford to go back to Judas Priest just for you!
Kemmy: I got you some special nut kicking boots.
Icarusy: I got you some special nut protectors just in case Kem gets drunk or decides she doesnt like you.
MetalMeshuggahManny: I got you a tuxedo and a dry martini!
Moonchildy: Flowers. Seems like the kinda crap you would be into
phloggy: I got you 35 gift vouchers! Get yourself something you wouldnt normally buy! Or not!
salty: I got you a box of 12 crayons so you can make lens flare and breasts for all!
Winmary: I got you a huge box of chocolates. But because you are going around the country with the woman of your dreams and wont read this, im going to eat them all and you get nothing. Nothing but happiness and sex for the rest of your days. Bastard. Merry Christmas!
ceydny: A porn star! But I warn you... Theres not much going on upstairs...
Gaviny: A firewall hacking kit *wink wink, say no more*
Shannowy: A hot air balloon! I dont know what else to get you...
Ralphey: I bought you a pub! Now instead of everyone meeting you at places before gigs they can all just go there
Aussie Outlawy: I got you a white font to write with!
Coopsy: I got you a record deal with Spawno Records! We are quite an underground label actually, Darkthrone told us we were too unknown to release their album... But you have to start somewhere!
Spiff: A flamethrower, so you can burn your copy and my copy of That Left Feels Right, the shittiest cd ever released that isnt St. Anger! Burn them good little buddy, then we can dance around the flames in celebration! Then, I bought us high powered assault rifles so we can storm Jon Bon Jovis house Commando style and force him to acknowledge and pay restitution to Hugh McDonald, the greatest unsung hero of our time. Then we have Richie made lead singer and go have sex with their groupies, drink mead and eat snout!
Troops: I got you two things... A Kiss tour! And... A guitar that lights up neon yellow! It requires 250000 watts of electricity. Its a bit understated for you, but I figured you might like it
Dravenmist: I got you some makeup, a Revlon makeup box, a Kiss doll, a Cradle Of Filth poster, a pair of womens Dimmu Borgir panties and a garden rake!
Bucko: A truckload of beer. No good?
Southy: One of those blow up clowns that you punch and they bounce back. Maybe one day you will learn to be nice and not solve all your problems with violence, peace be with you my friend.
Koichi: What do you give the man who has everything? In his boot. I got you a Freddy glove, a Jason Vorhees mask and a chainsaw. It just seemed appropriate.
Mark: In honour of your amazing solidarity after Iron Maidens brutal snubbing of us, I give you this 10 ton concrete block, engraved on the side is "Mark, drop this on Rod Smallwood and Australia will give you 1000000 dollars! Thanks!"
Dreamy: I got you... The new Darkness cd! They are the next Queen, and the singer is as good as Freddie Mercury! You will LOVE IT!
Blitzy: I got you a perfect life size replica of Links treehouse for you to live in! But thats not all, because you will be driving to work in your very own life size replica Mario Kart! Along with a replica Captain Falcon FZero car in the garage for those weekend drives.
Sprucey: I got you Deep Purple! Remember. If someone says something, lets not get the law involved... One hand washes the other!
Wrathchild: I got you Clive Barkers brain and put it in a frankenstein style monster! Now yours to own! OMG THERES A STORY RIGHT THERE!
Sydoy: I got you Painkiller by Judas Priest and Christina Agiluera for a night, so you CANT be disappointed!
Haupy: I got you a Beatles retrospective! 16 cds of goodness! Also the Monty Python movie anthology! PLUS the Slayer box set! AND, a Conan The Barbarian movie!
Stuey: I got Rob Halford to go back to Judas Priest just for you!
Kemmy: I got you some special nut kicking boots.
Icarusy: I got you some special nut protectors just in case Kem gets drunk or decides she doesnt like you.
MetalMeshuggahManny: I got you a tuxedo and a dry martini!
Moonchildy: Flowers. Seems like the kinda crap you would be into
phloggy: I got you 35 gift vouchers! Get yourself something you wouldnt normally buy! Or not!
salty: I got you a box of 12 crayons so you can make lens flare and breasts for all!
Winmary: I got you a huge box of chocolates. But because you are going around the country with the woman of your dreams and wont read this, im going to eat them all and you get nothing. Nothing but happiness and sex for the rest of your days. Bastard. Merry Christmas!
ceydny: A porn star! But I warn you... Theres not much going on upstairs...
Gaviny: A firewall hacking kit *wink wink, say no more*
Shannowy: A hot air balloon! I dont know what else to get you...
Ralphey: I bought you a pub! Now instead of everyone meeting you at places before gigs they can all just go there
Aussie Outlawy: I got you a white font to write with!
Coopsy: I got you a record deal with Spawno Records! We are quite an underground label actually, Darkthrone told us we were too unknown to release their album... But you have to start somewhere!
