Put together our first demo yesterday about dehydrating yourself to make weight for a competition, haha... The whole thing is obviously a joke, just thought some people here might get a kick out of it 
EDIT: New version: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3616293/Deadlift - Make Weight or Die_oct24.mp3
Make Weight or Die
Sitting in a bath of 103
Avoiding burns of the second degree
This is ten times harder than you thought it would be
But you’re lifting tomorrow and you’ve still got to make weight
Ice cubes in your mouth are a fucking tease
Feels like you've been infected by a disease
Don't even have the energy to wrap up your knees
But you’re lifting tomorrow and you still got to make weight
Make weight or die!
The only way to lift at 275
Don't eat that pie
Go and turn up the heat
Cuz you weigh 300 and you still gotta lose 25
Hours away the sweating gets intense
Should you compete at super heavy? You're still on the fence
Your immune system’s losing all of its defense
But you can't give up now, cuz you’ve still got to make weight
Sitting in the car with the heat on full blast
Crying on the shitter while you empty out your ass
This uncomfortable feeling is never gonna pass
get rid of the excess cuz you still got to make weight
Make weight or die!
The only way to lift at 275
Don't fucking cry
Put on that garbage bag
Cuz you’re still 280 and you have to lose another 5
Waking up after two hours sleep
Your body needs some fluids but the penalty's steep
The walls are spinning as you reach for your keys
You know you shouldn't drive, but you need to compete
Your senses numb and you can't see a thing
Co-ordinations gone, you're hallucinating
You park your car and collapse out the door
Crawling to the scale cause it's time to make weight
Finally you step on the official scale
Buck naked wondering if you'll prevail
The judges say that you’re unhealthily pale
But the reading is clear and you made that fucking weight!
Make weight or die!
You finally made it down to 275
Go eat that pie!
Eat everything in sight
Cuz your total will suck if don't gain that fucking weight
EDIT: New version: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3616293/Deadlift - Make Weight or Die_oct24.mp3
Make Weight or Die
Sitting in a bath of 103
Avoiding burns of the second degree
This is ten times harder than you thought it would be
But you’re lifting tomorrow and you’ve still got to make weight
Ice cubes in your mouth are a fucking tease
Feels like you've been infected by a disease
Don't even have the energy to wrap up your knees
But you’re lifting tomorrow and you still got to make weight
Make weight or die!
The only way to lift at 275
Don't eat that pie
Go and turn up the heat
Cuz you weigh 300 and you still gotta lose 25
Hours away the sweating gets intense
Should you compete at super heavy? You're still on the fence
Your immune system’s losing all of its defense
But you can't give up now, cuz you’ve still got to make weight
Sitting in the car with the heat on full blast
Crying on the shitter while you empty out your ass
This uncomfortable feeling is never gonna pass
get rid of the excess cuz you still got to make weight
Make weight or die!
The only way to lift at 275
Don't fucking cry
Put on that garbage bag
Cuz you’re still 280 and you have to lose another 5
Waking up after two hours sleep
Your body needs some fluids but the penalty's steep
The walls are spinning as you reach for your keys
You know you shouldn't drive, but you need to compete
Your senses numb and you can't see a thing
Co-ordinations gone, you're hallucinating
You park your car and collapse out the door
Crawling to the scale cause it's time to make weight
Finally you step on the official scale
Buck naked wondering if you'll prevail
The judges say that you’re unhealthily pale
But the reading is clear and you made that fucking weight!
Make weight or die!
You finally made it down to 275
Go eat that pie!
Eat everything in sight
Cuz your total will suck if don't gain that fucking weight
