stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[DustyP]

But it can't be as bad as the U.S.

:Smug:

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I do have a few friends there aswell, really great people. * But * there's the people you don't know who are worst. Impolite as fuck, and think (I don't know why, Germany really did lose WW2 as far as I know) for some reason that us Dutch have to live up to their standards, and we have to change everything for them, or else we are the impolite ones apparently. Like, 99% of my German colleagues (and I have quite a few of them) simply refuse to learn/speak Dutch, even though they work here. [/rant]

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

ÜÜÜÜÜÜBER ALLES!

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

?

That is correct, sir.

 

[Ross]

my penis is longer than a drum stick

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

My drumsticks are longer than my penis.

 

[Ross]

thats because my penis is up your ass






wut

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

ÜÜÜÜÜÜBER ALLES!

Deutschland, Deutschland, alles ist vorbei!

 

[Vilewoman]

thats because my penis is up your ass

wut

oh no, watch out for teh buttsecks!

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

Deutschland, Deutschland, alles ist vorbei!

Gaschamber time.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Oh noes don't kill me bitte. I'll be nice from now on.
In other news, I have just decided I'm going to get 20/30cm cut off from my hair tomorrow, whut.

 

[Hox]

get a mohawk

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Psht, I'm not a lesbian.

 

[Hox]

shave your head, then

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

what the fuck

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

nooo, get a mullet. That's that unemployed German look, isn't it? short in front, long in back, it fucking rules.

 

[Vilewoman]

I'm thinking about dyeing my hair black with bright red highlights...and getting a tongue ring...
must be some mid life crisis thing...

 

[Vilewoman]

nooo, get a mullet. That's that unemployed German look, isn't it? short in front, long in back, it fucking rules.

 

[Hox]

Serious suggestion: Get a skullet, like Devin Townsend used to have.

 

[Scavneck]

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