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So like some days are better than others when you work as a prison guard....today was not one of those days 
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vitorias123
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that would have been nothing compared to what I had to deal with today....
So we got this new inmate today that is convicted for raping several girls and is being deported back to whatever african country he originates from....he had been a total of 12 minutes in his confinment cell until he started smashing everything in it...he then thought it to be a fucking great idea to take a shit and then piss all over the floor and walls in his cell....when he was done with that he undressed and smeared himself in his own piss and shit, smashed the unbreakable glass window of his cell (there are still bars so he did not get anywhere) and broke his own wrist in the process and then he sat down and screamed "whores!" at the top of his lungs for about three hours until we had finally called in enough people that could aid me in opening his cell and going in in full tactical gear and "deal with him"....
Thus begins act 2...
One guard emptied an entire can of mace straight in his face before we entered the cell. He screamed and cried and said he was gonna kill us yada yada yada...we entered and he began with throwing a big turd straight at my shield, we push him into the corner and he manages to get hold of one guards hand and manages to bite a kevlar glove into pieces losing two teeth in the process...
We beat him down with sticks and shields and restrained and gagged him with everything there is and then threw him into a shower where we force cleaned him with a garden hoose...when we release him into a new confinment cell designed for customers like him and release him he is tired, half beaten to death and doesn't manage to put up a fight....
Two hours later my shift is up and just as I am about to leave he starts all over again....oh how I am looking forward to working tomorrow!
(The bass player)
Total Satan
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that would have been nothing compared to what I had to deal with today....
So we got this new inmate today that is convicted for raping several girls and is being deported back to whatever african country he originates from....he had been a total of 12 minutes in his confinment cell until he started smashing everything in it...he then thought it to be a fucking great idea to take a shit and then piss all over the floor and walls in his cell....when he was done with that he undressed and smeared himself in his own piss and shit, smashed the unbreakable glass window of his cell (there are still bars so he did not get anywhere) and broke his own wrist in the process and then he sat down and screamed "whores!" at the top of his lungs for about three hours until we had finally called in enough people that could aid me in opening his cell and going in in full tactical gear and "deal with him"....
Thus begins act 2...
One guard emptied an entire can of mace straight in his face before we entered the cell. He screamed and cried and said he was gonna kill us yada yada yada...we entered and he began with throwing a big turd straight at my shield, we push him into the corner and he manages to get hold of one guards hand and manages to bite a kevlar glove into pieces losing two teeth in the process...
We beat him down with sticks and shields and restrained and gagged him with everything there is and then threw him into a shower where we force cleaned him with a garden hoose...when we release him into a new confinment cell designed forcustomers
Two hours later my shift is up and just as I am about to leave he starts all over again....oh how I am looking forward to working tomorrow!
Man that's hardcore !!!...Now you have something to write about for a EQ song
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Man that's hardcore !!!...Now you have something to write about for a EQ song
what, getting shit thrown at me?
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(The bass player)
Total Satan
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No I was attacked by a man covered in shit, who threw shit at me! HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY AWESOME!?!?!
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nizzon
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gt_jen
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that would have been nothing compared to what I had to deal with today....
So we got this new inmate today that is convicted for raping several girls and is being deported back to whatever african country he originates from....he had been a total of 12 minutes in his confinment cell until he started smashing everything in it...he then thought it to be a fucking great idea to take a shit and then piss all over the floor and walls in his cell....when he was done with that he undressed and smeared himself in his own piss and shit, smashed the unbreakable glass window of his cell (there are still bars so he did not get anywhere) and broke his own wrist in the process and then he sat down and screamed "whores!" at the top of his lungs for about three hours until we had finally called in enough people that could aid me in opening his cell and going in in full tactical gear and "deal with him"....
Thus begins act 2...
One guard emptied an entire can of mace straight in his face before we entered the cell. He screamed and cried and said he was gonna kill us yada yada yada...we entered and he began with throwing a big turd straight at my shield, we push him into the corner and he manages to get hold of one guards hand and manages to bite a kevlar glove into pieces losing two teeth in the process...
We beat him down with sticks and shields and restrained and gagged him with everything there is and then threw him into a shower where we force cleaned him with a garden hoose...when we release him into a new confinment cell designed for customers like him and release him he is tired, half beaten to death and doesn't manage to put up a fight....
Two hours later my shift is up and just as I am about to leave he starts all over again....oh how I am looking forward to working tomorrow!
fucked up stuff does tend to happen at christmas
(The bass player)
Total Satan
(The bass player)
Total Satan
fucked up stuff does tend to happen at christmas
I do not think this guy even knows what christmas is, there is like crazy, psychopat crazy, hannibal lecter crazy and then this guy
nizzon
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(The bass player)
Total Satan
Yeah, sounds like a fucking freak.
Hope they put him on a boat out of here.
No no no this is Sweden! This motherfuker is going to get his on charted air plane on the tax payers money...I'd much prefer to euthanize him with our tax money but hey it isprobably a much better idea to fly him back to africa and let him continue to rape and beat up women....
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