stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[nizzon]

Yep, and somehow he will be back here again soon, raping and shitting all over this place.

 

[(The bass player)]

Yep, and somehow he will be back here again soon, raping and shitting all over this place.

 

[vikk]

just kill him and say he did himself

 

[(The bass player)]

just kill him and say he did himself

I told the boss that we should have had a flame thrower or napalm and just burn out the entire cell with him still in it....problem solved!

 

[Adam Stryker]

That post Jonas posted made my day. Sweden Jail where the inmates throw shit at ya.

 

[gt_jen]

I told the boss that we should have had a flame thrower or napalm and just burn out the entire cell with him still in it....problem solved!

i think i should have a flame thrower in everyday life, so you should definitely have one.

 

[vikk]

or Lion-Thrower

 

[gt_jen]

*imagines a cell full of angry lions attacking the stupid man*

this works

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[isolation_years]

that would have been nothing compared to what I had to deal with today....

So we got this new inmate today that is convicted for raping several girls and is being deported back to whatever african country he originates from....he had been a total of 12 minutes in his confinment cell until he started smashing everything in it...he then thought it to be a fucking great idea to take a shit and then piss all over the floor and walls in his cell....when he was done with that he undressed and smeared himself in his own piss and shit, smashed the unbreakable glass window of his cell (there are still bars so he did not get anywhere) and broke his own wrist in the process and then he sat down and screamed "whores!" at the top of his lungs for about three hours until we had finally called in enough people that could aid me in opening his cell and going in in full tactical gear and "deal with him"....

Thus begins act 2...

One guard emptied an entire can of mace straight in his face before we entered the cell. He screamed and cried and said he was gonna kill us yada yada yada...we entered and he began with throwing a big turd straight at my shield, we push him into the corner and he manages to get hold of one guards hand and manages to bite a kevlar glove into pieces losing two teeth in the process...
We beat him down with sticks and shields and restrained and gagged him with everything there is and then threw him into a shower where we force cleaned him with a garden hoose...when we release him into a new confinment cell designed for customers like him and release him he is tired, half beaten to death and doesn't manage to put up a fight....

Two hours later my shift is up and just as I am about to leave he starts all over again....oh how I am looking forward to working tomorrow!

god damn man thats a crazy story. what kind of a fucking ape throws shit at someone

 

[vikk]

you guys should see the movie Hunger, it's shows a bit of the No-Wash protests in Ireland

 

[xX M i A s M a]

god damn man thats a crazy story. what kind of a fucking ape throws shit at someone

Fucking Sweden and their shit throwing, amirite?

 

[stefan86]

omnomnom.. shit throwing <3

 

[w0es]

i guesa imdrunk and alone ugly bichez

 

[(The bass player)]

forever drunk and alone

 

[stefan86]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I like cocks n' dicks.

 

[Purple Haze]

cocks and turds? that sounds like the modern american dream

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

That was miasma being 'clever' from my computer.

 

[DarkGift]

rofl @ jonas' story