stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PhlegethonVeins]

A gift to me from a vendor at work.

 

[DarkGift]

I'm not really a sports guy. Unless sex is a sport...in which case I watch a ton of sports.

 

[vitorias123]

I wanted to lighten my eyebrows to light brown cause im bleached blonde again. But my eyebrows turned out to be almost white. I look creepy as hell.
fml

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I wanted to lighten my eyebrows to light brown cause im bleached blonde again. But my eyebrows turned out to be almost white. I look creepy as hell.
fml

Pics or GTFO

My facebook has been overrun by girls sucking on their used tampons, seriously what the fuck is wrong with this world?..

Instead of snowballing when girls want to share their tampons do they call it fireballing?

 

[vitorias123]

who the hell are you

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

We've acquired a couple stds in your absence lady.

 

[DarkGift]

I wanted to lighten my eyebrows to light brown cause im bleached blonde again. But my eyebrows turned out to be almost white. I look creepy as hell.
fml

i thought you said you weren't going to dye your hair for a while

 

[vitorias123]

We've acquired a couple stds in your absence lady.

noticed that

i thought you said you weren't going to dye your hair for a while

You are saying that like you dont know me at all

 

[DarkGift]

 

[Nanain]

I wanted to lighten my eyebrows to light brown cause im bleached blonde again. But my eyebrows turned out to be almost white. I look creepy as hell.
fml

aww i feel sorry but its funny, you mean like this?

because me thinks they look very nice

Pics or GTFO

My facebook has been overrun by girls sucking on their used tampons, seriously what the fuck is wrong with this world?..

Instead of snowballing when girls want to share their tampons do they call it fireballing?

uke: delete them

 

[DarkGift]

her face looks weird

 

[Nanain]

no looks cute

 

[stefan86]

 

[-[chop]-]

aww i feel sorry but its funny, you mean like this?

Petri Lindroos lost child.

 

[vikk]

i don't know that girl, but i be she is still more talented than Petri

 

[-[chop]-]

true!

 

[stefan86]

 

[Nanain]

I dont know him

 

[DarkGift]

25000

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Desolators, oh ye examples of male fertility.