stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[DarkGift]

now you're just trying to confuse her

 

[gt_jen]

ett kuken...

Nice one smartass, but im going to have a guess that it means The one cock? if:
kuk = cock and kuken = the cock and en kuk = a cock. it makes sense that ett kuken = the one cock, and ett kuk = one cock.

I have just said cock so many times that the word has lost all meaning to me.

And im probably wrong anyway

now you're just trying to confuse her

It doesn't take much.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Cock cock, cock cock cock...cock...cock. Cock.

 

[stefan86]

cock <3

 

[DarkGift]

And im probably wrong anyway

yes

you can't say "ett kuken"

the closest translation there would be "one the cock"

 

[nizzon]

You rock at swedish Jen! Ett kuken doesnt make any sense tho.

I have just said cock so many times that the word has lost all meaning to me.

 

[DarkGift]

yeah, you either say "kuken" (the cock) or "en kuk" (a cock)

 

[DarkGift]

also worth noting; we're not talking about roosters here

 

[gt_jen]

yes

you can't say "ett kuken"

the closest translation there would be "one the cock"

Thats code for Jonas is an asshat also, in english you would be able to say that by using some creative commas, if the cock was named One.

You rock at swedish Jen! Ett kuken doesnt make any sense tho.

I blame asshat for that one. thats right, i called you an asshat again Jonas.

yeah, you either say "kuken" (the cock) or "en kuk" (a cock)

Well at least i got that right.

also worth noting; we're not talking about roosters here

and all this time i assumed Stefan had a poultry fetish...

 

[(The bass player)]

Moahahahaha!!! Die!!!!

 

[gt_jen]

i feel some poorly executed photoshopping coming on...

 

[(The bass player)]

Yay!

 

[gt_jen]

 

[DarkGift]

it's... it's beautiful

 

[(The bass player)]

....I play in a softball team! Die!!!

 

[nizzon]

One would think that the hat is the photoshoped item when its actually the beerglass.

 

[(The bass player)]

Yeah I never drink beer

 

[stefan86]

 

[isolation_years]

One would think that the hat is the photoshoped item when its actually the beerglass.

.......wait wut?

 

[gt_jen]

One would think that the hat is the photoshoped item when its actually the beerglass.

Yeah I never drink beer

wait... i can fix that