stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PhlegethonVeins]

no one goes hard like me . in reality these are all fairly rare and with 6 months to a few years between each one.

I mean, most of my stories are with dealing with other drunks while drunk. The only thing 'out of character' I do when I get too drunk is carry my friends around. For whatever reason I just get the urge to carry people.

 

[vitorias123]

Maja being a guy was a forum meme menggggg, just jesting (which i've gotten the impression she is emotionally stable enough to dole out / take).

Tbh, I would never post my pic if Hox didnt find me on the facebook But I just felt its stupid to hide

 

[Belac]

ive got some good stories lol. i only started drinking at 19 (27 now...i think. EDIT: fuck lol, im actually only 26) haha.

first time i got wasted was on jack daniels. i ended up racing someone, well i thought i was. turned out they said GO and i was off like a shot...the other guy just stood and laughed. they found me in a snowbank, i forget where i woke up, but it wasnt home.

i got shitfaced at a friends wedding and danced like a crazy man with his aunt (imagine a 50 year old woman twerkin on me....actually dont please). next morning i promptly threw up. it was orange at first and then a very very deep black.

went to a lodge in the woods. all of us found instruments (me on tha motha fuckin accordion) and wrote a bunch of songs all titled "the man from isreal". i ended up drinking jack daniels (that piece of shit) and eating half a coconut cream pie, then puking it all up over the next 16 hours or so. i actually felt i almost died that night, i was shaking uncontrollably, couldnt even keep water down. i started sweating so hard i passed out on the toilet the next morning lol.

2 weeks ago i got super drunk with my best friends (married couple) and a girl they brought. last thing i remember is we went into a back alley cause some guys offered us weed. nice guys as it turned out. somehow that girl actually kinda likes me now lol.

no one goes hard like me . in reality these are all fairly rare and with 6 months to a few years between each one.

Amazing.

 

[isolation_years]

thats fair, i get the urge to foot race.

actually i started a new program at university that for once im actually excited about. but the past month ive gone so hard just to get it out of my system.

we found a bar with 2 for 1 drinks on fridays (4-6pm) so we usually hit that up every week. when you start drinking at 4 the rest of the day ends up so fucked up lol

EDIT: only in new brunswick eh? guys offers you free stuff in an alley you can almost bet hes genuine

 

[vitorias123]

Yeah he is as far as I know. I think he is recording with a band right now. Last I heard anyways

Too bad he left the forum Even though he was a bit grumpy months before he left.

 

[isolation_years]

wait what? hox found you on facebook?

and you never added me

im hurt maja

 

[vitorias123]

But i didnt add Hox either

 

[Belac]

I have most of the forum on facebook but didn't think Maja would go for it.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

No problem with keeping forumers separate from real lifererers. Social media has added a weird twist to the internet, like that.

 

[(The bass player)]

So me starting talking about beer really made you guys go on post spree....nice to know what makes you start talking!

 

[Belac]

I mean, most of my stories are with dealing with other drunks while drunk. The only thing 'out of character' I do when I get too drunk is carry my friends around. For whatever reason I just get the urge to carry people.

So you essentially revert to your inner caveman and start throwing people over your shoulder?

 

[vitorias123]

Yeah, my fb is only for people i know irl Hey Nicki, just add me on skype if you want

 

[(The bass player)]

Yeah he is as far as I know. I think he is recording with a band right now. Last I heard anyways

Yeah his band is recording right now, he asked me to do the bass but since my daughter was born the same week I didnät have the time to do it.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

So you essentially revert to your inner caveman and start throwing people over your shoulder?

Its more of the romantic comedy cradle type of carry. With mostly dude friends and exs.

 

[vitorias123]

Good night people, i got up in 6 am this morning and im getting up in 5 am tomorrow

 

[DarkGift]

Yeah, my fb is only for people i know irl Hey Nicki, just add me on skype if you want

nah, you don't have facebook, that's what you told me unless... you... lied to me?

 

[(The bass player)]

She is a woman, of course she lied to you!

 

[vikk]

 

[CadenZ]

All the other wonderful metal ladies have slowly disappeared from the board.

But now I'm back!

 

[PhlegethonVeins]