stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

I've spit acid on it for eternity now, so its pretty durable, broke my fingers. Luckly, somebody on the internet was wrong so my body instantly regenerated the fingers for fight.
 
What I've learned from the past page and a half of this thread : playing a guitar and having facial piercings while dressing modestly = promiscuity?
 
Dressing modestly? Thats a typical dress of "agent sluts" like i like to call them. Acting all sweet, playing instruments (pretty bad though or shit music), mandatory retarded piercing or tattoos and clothes that are to fool you. But at night all they dream about is dicks. They are planning to gargle the sperm in their filthy mouths and primary target is to get AIDS so they can pass it to you. Wake up sheeple.