stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PhlegethonVeins]

Always the most discerning analysis from the resident board member that has likely had the least amount of interaction with the opposite sex.

 

[stefan86]

there is an opposite sex?

 

[PowerBlade]

What is sex? I don't think I have heard that word before

 

[stefan86]

the number before sju

 

[PowerBlade]

 

[stefan86]

hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe

 

[Aexalven]

Always the most discerning analysis from the resident board member that has likely had the least amount of interaction with the opposite sex.

But noone can surpass me in theory Also thanks to that I can remain objective, because dick disease doesnt affect me.

 

[stefan86]

dick disease <3

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Objective because lonely, bitter, rejection laced tears don't obscure your vision, amirite?

 

[Aexalven]

Im immune to loneliness, I have me. No bitches would ever make me cry. I only cried why my bunny died

 

[winters epilogue]

She's adorable <3 I hate the fact I have no clue who she is.

Goes by the name Lights.

 

[winters epilogue]

Dressing modestly? Thats a typical dress of "agent sluts" like i like to call them. Acting all sweet, playing instruments (pretty bad though or shit music), mandatory retarded piercing or tattoos and clothes that are to fool you. But at night all they dream about is dicks. They are planning to gargle the sperm in their filthy mouths and primary target is to get AIDS so they can pass it to you. Wake up sheeple.

If this is truly not trolling–and for what little it's worth–I'm sorry this is how you've grown up to view women. Here's to hoping it doesn't stay that way for the remainder of your days; that mindset will have exponentially detrimental effects.

 

[Aexalven]

Wow, she's terrible. Just fortifies my views on her.
Well, half trolling, i just really hate sluts like her.

 

[PowerBlade]

You have a royally fucked up view of women, what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[vikk]

had a dream i was playing guitar in the Desolator rehearsal. Well not actually playing because everyone took ages to set up. Jonas was ready for ages too. But stefan and jocke were just dicking around. I was trying to tune to you guys intonation. And i had a nice axe <3 i miss my axe

 

[Aexalven]

You have a royally fucked up view of women, what the hell is wrong with you?

Thats my secret, i dont consider sluts like her a woman, so i still love "real" women :3

 

[stefan86]

had a dream i was playing guitar in the Desolator rehearsal. Well not actually playing because everyone took ages to set up. Jonas was ready for ages too. But stefan and jocke were just dicking around. I was trying to tune to you guys intonation. And i had a nice axe <3 i miss my axe

Sounds like our usual rehearsals then. Dicking around while Jonas is like FULETSPLAYSONGS

 

[PowerBlade]

had a dream i was playing guitar in the Desolator rehearsal. Well not actually playing because everyone took ages to set up. Jonas was ready for ages too. But stefan and jocke were just dicking around. I was trying to tune to you guys intonation. And i had a nice axe <3 i miss my axe

Sounds like our usual rehearsals then. Dicking around while Jonas is like FULETSPLAYSONGS

 

[stefan86]

 

[Aexalven]

If we are talking about dreams today I was dreaming that i was sitting on a shitter, it broke under my weight and its remains cut my artery and i bled to death in my own shit