stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

I had to spend a bunch of time using spybot and shit to get rid of viruses and highjackers trying to fuck with my computer. I think I defeated them.
 
can someone explain me why I'm her second favourite only and not the first? :mad: yesterday, she stole mah fucken cookiez and peanutz and I let her run away "cackling like a mad woman" even when mah shotgun was already loaded! :mad:
 
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hey! I'm not!
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Well my forum boyfriend :oops: is of course mah number one!!
Then j00, cuz I stole your candyz and your peanutz and you said curvy women are hawt
Para is now standing beside you, because she's my luva and said curves are hawt as well!

:lol: @ your not gurlee flowers

According to the chart I am reading...
I'm a size 8 (pants/skirt) in american, 36 :( In EU sizes.

I am by no means a "skinny" girl.
 
I think I am more attractive now that I am older with more curves...as you can see from my gheybook I am rather top heavy. :lol:
I don't look so much like a cheap p0rn star now o_O