stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

hope everyone is well

this is the first time in a while i feel like everythings going right for me

playing earthbound atm. fun game

Holy fakk it's some kind of apparition from the past. How's it going man? It's been a while, I dont even think I have you on the book face anymore for some reason.

I didn't like Earthbound, I thought it was over rated. I cant stand the combat and general feel of the game. It's like a game designed for children... but also not. :lol:
 
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this woman says "thank you" when a limp dick becomes hard in front of her
this woman thinks my hard dick is "gorgeous"
she really loves watching me jack my gorgeous dick
her brown eyes glow like yellow headlights when she watches me jizz

yes this is a mugshot
and yes the charge was prostitution
 
How much longer can Chris Barnes keep using his stint in Cannibal Corpse in the early 90's to stay relevant in metal?? I laughed out loud multiple times when I watched this before I had to turn it off out of embarassment. Those.... screechy higher vocals he keeps using. He can't possibly think that sounds good. And this is at the beginning of the set.

The whole band must be embarrassed to play shows with this guy. I'm thinking maybe Chris Barnes is a guy that has no backup talents and he needs to milk this metal thing as long as possible. At this point it sounds like a dad that doesn't actually like metal doing a parody impression.

Seriously.... Those cartoon screams. :lol: