stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Lifemocker]

Just realized who I was speaking with

For a second I was like "Does this guy forgot im a racist?"

But I just googled Salamanders (as I only know basics of wh40k world", they skin colour is literal black and comes from some kind of radiation, so that makes them metal.

We have greenskins, but I havent seen a single poopskin in this world.

 

[DarkGift]

Seeing Gojira today

 

[Lifemocker]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEMPERATURE ITS MELTING MY FAT

 

[DarkGift]

18 degrees and rain over here :3

 

[Lifemocker]

38 degrees here, being new record for June in this country.

Fucking yay, thank you, coal whores.


I was always like "Nah, couldnt live in asia, those bigger mosquitos, huge ass hornets and temperatures"

Guess what, both mosquitos and hornets came to europe and temperatures as well.

Im outta here, cya

 

[rj rl]

Fuck heat, and in general fuck summer, and in general fuck life

 

[Lifemocker]

My crotch smells like sauerkraut and im too lazy to go and wash my balls, gonna die from suffocation, be nice knowing you

 

[DarkGift]

38 degrees here, being new record for June in this country.

Fucking yay, thank you, coal whores.


I was always like "Nah, couldnt live in asia, those bigger mosquitos, huge ass hornets and temperatures"

Guess what, both mosquitos and hornets came to europe and temperatures as well.

Im outta here, cya

The solution is obvious, isn't it? Move to Antarctica; no people to annoy you, it's cold, and only white bears over there so you can't even get racist. It's a win/win for everybody!

 

[Lifemocker]

It might be hard to get there some thicc anime thighs

 

[DarkGift]

Bring your fapfolder

 

[Lifemocker]

I have my fapfolder embedded into my brain, but I need now additions all the time because I get bored

 

[rj rl]

How do you headbang to this? Fucking hate syncopation for the sake of syncopation, never expected Opeth to go there

 

[Lifemocker]

Sounds like something I was doing when I had no fucking idea how I want to use my guitar.

I still have one riff that I have no idea what it's time signature is.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

My crotch smells like sauerkraut and im too lazy to go and wash my balls, gonna die from suffocation, be nice knowing you

hahaha

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

I have my fapfolder embedded into my brain, but I need now additions all the time because I get bored

my fapfolder contains a lot of Sarina Valentina

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

https://www.looper.com/27247/harry-...erything/sl/mary-poppins-witch-extraordinaire

 

[DarkGift]

So the new Opeth single is surprisingly good

 

[Lifemocker]

Dunno, fell asleep halfway through, but turns out I didnt lose much, because the soing is repetetive as fuck, so I just missed some solo and outro.

 

[Lifemocker]

Lmao, when the song is so bad and repetetive you dont realise it plays twice on youtube

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

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