stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

 

[Shapeless)))]

nej

 

[stefan86]

jo

 

[McBagel]

va inte bra alls tkr ja

 

[stefan86]

lyssnade inte ens, bara sa emot random. är ju retardtråden ffs

 

[Shapeless)))]

So I took a bite out of this unholy bread that was given to me by an unborn horse-man. My teeth fell out. As the teeth hit the ground, they drilled an enormous hole onto the surface of the floor. Out from the hole crawled a man and said “Buy this shovel for only $9.99”. Then he picked up a full grown tree out from his pocket which he planted in mid air. The man jumped onto one of the branches and went up as the tree was growing. He was never seen again.

This is why people shouldn't look at bacon.

 

[wandering_taco]

zomgz i am heading for college today where ill be living in an apartment with my best friend. And shapeless, i want some of whatever you're smoking.

 

[vitorias123]

My college starts in october,im free to say that this is the longest and the most boring summer break ever :/

 

[Shapeless)))]

And shapeless, i want some of whatever you're smoking.

I was having a turkey sandwich, nothing else.

 

[hexwind]

My college starts in october,im free to say that this is the longest and the most boring summer break ever :/

+1
I had a fucking good time since November 2008 ! really awesome, but since june, i'm having a bad news one after the other and this summer was so fucking boring I can't wait to go back to college

 

[stefan86]

cock

 

[hexwind]

Sticked in your fucking ass

 

[stefan86]

BUTTSEKZRLY?!

 

[hexwind]

btw, we use the word Cock quite a lot in our speaking !! between saying the first "cock" and the second we say cock

 

[stefan86]

cockcockcock?!

 

[hexwind]

Yes, that's used for exclamation. But here is an example : "My cock, I wanted to get in the bus, but my cock, it was fucking full as my cock "

 

[stefan86]

In swenglish me and the bass hunter were both really fucking full on saturday, and really fucking backfull on sunday.

 

[(The bass player)]

Yes that was an epic evening!


Is that a Murmaider on the cover of the dethklok album?? Would be awsome, the song sucked though.

 

[hexwind]

Full of beer?

 

[(The bass player)]

Full of beer?

"Full" is "drunk" is Swedish, so full of beer is actually quite correct