stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

 

[the_fiend]

I've almost finished working on gig photos from the day I told my bass player that if his band are good live I'll go home with him.

So, you're a professional photographer? Or do that just as a hobby?

 

[Alyona]

i'm a pro baby! Well, I'm a bit unemployed right now. But before I quit my job that was my main source of income

 

[the_fiend]

Take some good pics of me, will ya? I don't have a single pic of mine that's even half decent.

 

[Alyona]

sure.. come over. I have no plans for tomorrow.

 

[the_fiend]

*goes over to the airport*

I can pay you in chicken tikka masala or lazy buttsekz, lemme know whichever you prefer.

 

[Alyona]

Chicken Tikka Masala.

 

[the_fiend]

Why is it always that the retard thread involves me talking to one person at a time, while other people stay away and post in other threads.

 

[the_fiend]

Chicken Tikka Masala.

That's the one i'd prefer too. Although fun on the internet, buttsekz in real life is extremely painful for teh penus.

 

[Alyona]

You don't want to talk to me?

 

[Alyona]

That's the one i'd prefer too. Although fun on the internet, buttsekz in real life is extremely painful for teh penus.

Use more lube.

 

[the_fiend]

You don't want to talk to me?

i doo i doo... me <3

Use more lube.

How much more? We use insane amounts of it. And besides it doesn't hurt her, only me.

 

[stefan86]

råflkåptär

 

[stefan86]

all the desolators are on the amon amarth show no desolating here right now

 

[the_fiend]

You guys with a puny 9 million population get more gigs than you can handle while we, a 1.2 billion population country, get to talk to you gloating bitches on the internet about it. It's so fucking unfair...


*runs away and cries*

 

[Alyona]

I don't know what gig I'm going to next

 

[vitorias123]

Im going to see some thrash metal bands in my hometown tonight,and tomorrow im going to CC,DF,Evocation and Obscura show.Bye

 

[the_fiend]

See...

I hate all you guys and Alyona.

Maya, we're still cool.

 

[stefan86]

You guys with a puny 9 million population get more gigs than you can handle while we, a 1.2 billion population country, get to talk to you gloating bitches on the internet about it. It's so fucking unfair...


*runs away and cries*

At least you don't live in a country that has produced n'flaymz, soilwork, sonic syndiroflcopter, zonaria etc.? jocke just text'd me from entombed, apparently fat LG was doing wolverine blues

 

[stefan86]

I'm gonna see In Mourning in November, surprisingly good live band considering all the modern shit they pull with start stops, effects etc