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(The bass player)
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vitorias123
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haha so i really hate how autistic i am sometimes (not really but i am dense as fuck).
my best friends wife has been bringing a work friend (who is a girl) to our social events, seems really into me despite seeing me shitfaced drunk at least 4 times (even let me run a beer tent at a festival she helped plan... which was amazing).
so on sunday we are waiting outside my buddies house at 2am waiting for a cab, its raining slightly and is cold so i offer her my sweater. she snuggles up in it immediately, moves in really close and is just beaming lol, cant contain a smile looking up at me, moves in real close...puts her arms around me for warmth. i start talking about maple syrup.
went home, laid in my bed and was suddenly like........what tha fuck is wrong with me lol. we're goin to a fair on friday though haha, gonna see fireworks and live jousting, go on a ferris wheel. if i dont ask her out im begging one of you to just kill me
Omg
If that means something, ive been single for a year and half, ive never been single for so long, i have a really bad luck with guys lately
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Omg
If that means something, ive been single for a year and half, ive never been single for so long, i have a really BAD LUCK WITH GUYS LATELY
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vitorias123
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(The bass player)
Total Satan
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GhostWalking
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Just randomly remembered the time I mentioned black metal to someone I know and they genuinely thought black metal was metal music performed by black people 
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Just randomly remembered the time I mentioned black metal to someone I know and they genuinely thought black metal was metal music performed by black people
vitorias123
Faceless
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Ive listened to a couple of songs of a bm band from Zambia. It was surpisingly good
Imagine how brutal a bm consert in Zambia would be! The audience would all be wielding machetes drenched in fresh blood from the latest genocide and instead of a security fence they would surround the stage with landmines and the beer gives everyone aids!
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Imagine how brutal a bm consert in Zambia would be! The audience would all be wielding machetes drenched in fresh blood from the latest genocide and instead of a security fence they would surround the stage with landmines and the beer gives everyone aids!
I can imagine there are black people in black metal bands, but it's the fact that the guy thought black people in metal had their own completely separate genre
(The bass player)
Total Satan
I can imagine there are black people in black metal bands, but it's the fact that the guy thought black people in metal had their own completely separate genre
Yeah what a racist...
GhostWalking
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Yeah it is a bit...the guy is a tool anyways.
EDIT: As in he's pretty dumb and not with it, not a mean person or anything.
EDIT: As in he's pretty dumb and not with it, not a mean person or anything.
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Imagine how brutal a bm consert in Zambia would be! The audience would all be wielding machetes drenched in fresh blood from the latest genocide and instead of a security fence they would surround the stage with landmines and the beer gives everyone aids!
Holy shit I have never read a sentence that was more racist than this
But it's probably true
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Belac
Flesh To Steel
haha so i really hate how autistic i am sometimes (not really but i am dense as fuck).
my best friends wife has been bringing a work friend (who is a girl) to our social events, seems really into me despite seeing me shitfaced drunk at least 4 times (even let me run a beer tent at a festival she helped plan... which was amazing).
so on sunday we are waiting outside my buddies house at 2am waiting for a cab, its raining slightly and is cold so i offer her my sweater. she snuggles up in it immediately, moves in really close and is just beaming lol, cant contain a smile looking up at me, moves in real close...puts her arms around me for warmth. i start talking about maple syrup.
went home, laid in my bed and was suddenly like........what tha fuck is wrong with me lol. we're goin to a fair on friday though haha, gonna see fireworks and live jousting, go on a ferris wheel. if i dont ask her out im begging one of you to just kill me
I think I am closest to your location but it will take a couple days to get there. So I'll have to start driving now under the assumption that you fucked up and talked about wrestling in maple syrup with a Moose the entire time at the fair. Just to be sure, if you DO manage to ask her out you should send me a message telling me to call off the niki-slaying, because it would be totally lame to kill you when I wasn't supposed to.
Imagine how brutal a bm consert in Zambia would be! The audience would all be wielding machetes drenched in fresh blood from the latest genocide and instead of a security fence they would surround the stage with landmines and the beer gives everyone aids!
! Yeah that is definitely one of the most racist things I've heard recently.
(The bass player)
Total Satan
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i definitely am. if you cant get a girl who wants to go on a ferris wheel with you than you should....well be sent to bass' zambia concert for execution all in all i just want a girl who makes me feel like
Omg
If that means something, ive been single for a year and half, ive never been single for so long, i have a really bad luck with guys lately
ive been single about a year haha. lifes been just so good to me lately im trying desperately not to be a shy piece of shit lol
LOL. i am definitely quoting this in real life
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