stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

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Hooooo boy, gay politician just announced he will be trying to become president of poland. He already became president of small town, but is being targeted for that by a lot of polacks.

Cant wait to vote for him and hear the implosion of polack's buttholes. + He aint that bad, he's got good charisma and some of his views on politics make sense.
 
fucking sobriety need calorie free beer
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I was raped when i was 13-15, dont remember exactly in school when some random chick kept chasing me and when she got me she was suffocating me with her tits.

Yes, i didnt appreciate it back then and thats my biggest failure in life :(
 
You should start a band named Mammary Suffocation and play porn-grind versions of death metal classics.
 
Oh no! I listened to 15 minutes of the heavey methul and noa I'm a deranged homosexual mass murderer communist bank robber! Wat I do?!

Maybe I need more Pop music and booty shaking in my life!