stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Hox]

ross is gay

 

[Ross]

as is my hand

 

[Ross]

my hand is gay bcuz he leiks teh cock

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Severance > every single horror/comedy movie evah.

 

[Ross]

severence is the equivelent ov my penis

















































endless joy

 

[Shapeless)))]

Severance is a pretty good flick.

What do you guys think of Cabin Fever?

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

in the beginning I hated cabin fever... but then I realized what was all about, is a good flick

Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way

young people are stupid, that's all

 

[Chamet]

I'm bored out of my mind someone give me something fun to do

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I love that part with the girl on the couch, guy sits next to her, and she just all of a sudden grabs his hand and bites on it

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

or the "party" cop speeches

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I vaguely remember that, haven't seen the movie in ages though.
[useless information]Somehow reminded me of Hostel, don't know why. It still bothers me a LOT that it's filmed in Czech Republic (lulz I've been to the same torture museum yeeears ago) even though the story takes place in Slovakia.
Same with Eurotrip. The Amsterdam part is filmed in Prague, and the pictures you see when they arrive in Germany include a *Dutch* trafficsign or whatever it was.
Not everyone is as stupid as the average American. [/useless information]

 

[Scavneck]

Puked 5 hours straight last night because of an allergic reaction to a strain of weed. Was hallucinating, sweating and feinting a bit.

To say the least I'm done with pot, and my ulcers wont let me enjoy drinking anymore. I'm being forced to be straight edge lol.

Wtf glass boy? Drugs suck ass anyway.. too bad for the drinking

How's your growl doing?

Any news on the instrumental recordings?

 

[EmeticGore]

Yeah I know, I'm high maintenance lol.

My growl hasn't been tested for awhile, BUT, I'm actually gonna be doing some vocals for a local band here soon. Gonna start recording this week.

I havent done much with guitar lately besides figure out the tabs for Iesous and Process of Disillumination, so if anybody needs a tab (GP5) hit me up.

 

[gatedropper]

I'm bored out of my mind someone give me something fun to do

http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html

 

[Para Bellum]

Severance is a pretty good flick.

What do you guys think of Cabin Fever?

haha that movie is awesomely terrible! BUT it has two amazing parts.

1. psycho karate pancake kid who bites the dude.

2. dr. mambo! "yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! O, FACED!"

 

[Chamet]

http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html

that's mad bit late but thanks anyway I'll go on it next time I'm bored haha

 

[Liverslapper]

I haz candy-bar.

 

[Hox]

Nice nick. It's sexy.

 

[Hox]

Also, I cut my hair. I feel naked, and I look like shit. Here's a summary for those of you who feel like cutting off your long metal hair:

Pros:
-You might end up looking like shit.. but looking like shit is trve, grim and methul
-The Bloodbath beanie will actually FIT your head!

Cons:
-You might end up looking like shit.. and not everyone likes that
-You can't headbang properly anymore
-You'll feel fucking naked
-You can't use Wella shampoo anymore

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

oh noes, that sucks really bad why did you do it? is like self-mutilation!!!!