I was at the recent Dimmu Borgir/Nevermore/Children of Bodom/Hypocrisy show and there was this kid in a Children of Bodom shirt going insane. He was stomping around, yelling, screaming, dancing, fondling himself, and he wasn't even in the pit. I look around at the people around me to see if they notice this, and surprisingly enough they're all watching him instead of the band.
So the guy decides to try his luck in the pit, and we sort of push him in. He goes in for maybe 3 minutes, comes running out to his friends and yells "A GIRL!!! A GIRL FUCKING HIT ME!!! IN THE MOUTH!! HOLY SHIT MY LIP HIS BLEEDING!!!"
His friend looks at him and says "GO HIT HER BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" and pushes him back in.
And I've gotta say, that was one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen at a concert.