Stupid shit you hear as a metalhead....

[Noble Viking]

Girl - "Hey, so why's your hair so long? Are you like into peace and love?"

Me - "No, I like fucking heavy metal."

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Chick: So,just because you listen to satanic music we should be afraid of you ? what you gonna do,sacrifice me to satan ?

Me:I cant do that sine you need to be pretty and a virgin to become the dark lords maid !

 

[Hatebreeder]

Chick: So,just because you listen to satanic music we should be afraid of you ? what you gonna do,sacrifice me to satan ?

Me:I cant do that sine you need to be pretty and a virgin to become the dark lords maid !

That's so true!

 

[Ender Rises]

"You listen to metal? How come you don't have long hair? You must be a poser.
I bet you don't even like Slipknot"
I'm not even going to go into the idiocy of this quote.

 

[audiophileguy]

some black guy at work
"what's that...satanic music?
I lolled myself out of the room..i didn't even reply.

I was listening to rhapsody-emerald sword(live)

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

some black guy at work
"what's that...satanic music?
I lolled myself out of the room..i didn't even reply.

I was listening to rhapsody-emerald sword(live)

Well Rhapsody is pretty kvlt man.


Yay for unoriginality.

 

[Hatebreeder]

"You listen to metal? How come you don't have long hair? You must be a poser.
I bet you don't even like Slipknot"/QUOTE]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard something like that, I'd be one rich motherfucker.

 

[Helspyre]

My band just recently sent a song out to a few different mastering engineers to get some free samples back, and one of them emailed us asking (paraphrased), "Before I listen to this, are you guys satanic?" LOL

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Paddy your sig is way too big, btw.

hahaha, this made me Laugh. Out. Loud...... lol if you will.

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

ON TOPIC: STUPID SHIT YOU HEAR AS A METALHEAD
Retarded posts by Metal Paddy when on the UM forums.

Girl - "Hey, so why's your hair so long? Are you like into peace and love?"

Me - "No, I like fucking heavy metal."

That's awesome.

 

[Scarifier]

Girl - "Hey, so why's your hair so long? Are you like into peace and love?"

Me - "No, I like fucking heavy metal."

Haha Fuck yeah man, did you tear out her entrails and eat them in front of her dying eyes
I think i will always unsuccessfully try to get chicks into metal, the girl i like loves Placebo

 

[metal_wrath]

Guy "What type of music do you listen to?"

Me "METAL!"

Guy "Better be some good metal, like In Flames or Soilwork"

Me "Bloodbath"

Guy "Who is Bloodbath?"

lol


And I LOVE this one:

Girl "What are you listening to?"

Me "Bloodbath"

Girl *Silence*

 

[Teh Grimace]

bloodbath is pretty popular compared to alot of shit. they're like 19x as popular as, say, xasthur.

just wanted to point that out.

 

[Susperia]

^lololol. Try being the girl that actually listens to Metal. Everyone I meet for the first time thinks I like ThE Backstreet Boys and Spears and whatnot. Especially metalheads.

Metalhead guy: This is your first time at a metal concert, eh?

Me: No

Metalhead: So you're into this shit??

Me: Yeah

Metalhead: Who's your favorite Metal band ever?

Me: Probably Bathory.

Metalhead: Bullshit. I bet you have an NSYNC cd in your bag there.


I'm so misunderstood.

 

[metal_wrath]

bloodbath is pretty popular compared to alot of shit. they're like 19x as popular as, say, xasthur.

just wanted to point that out.

true, but where I live there are probably 2 people who have ever heard of them

 

[Teh Grimace]

yeah, well, listen to Xasthur anyway. and Weakling. and Luddite Clone.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

^lololol. Try being the girl that actually listens to Metal. Everyone I meet for the first time thinks I like ThE Backstreet Boys and Spears and whatnot. Especially metalheads.

Metalhead guy: This is your first time at a metal concert, eh?

Me: No

Metalhead: So you're into this shit??

Me: Yeah

Metalhead: Who's your favorite Metal band ever?

Me: Probably Bathory.

Metalhead: Bullshit. I bet you have an NSYNC cd in your bag there.


I'm so misunderstood.

Poor baby

 

[Susperia]

I know right?

 

[Valerie]

Maybe it's the pink pigtails that throw them off.

 

[Ender Rises]

That might have something to do with it.