Stupid shit you hear as a metalhead....

[Carcassian]

yeah, well, listen to Xasthur anyway. and Weakling. and Luddite Clone.

Fuck that obvious shit. Listen to Fall of the Idols, Withered and fucking ISOLE

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Guy "What type of music do you listen to?"

Me "METAL!"

Guy "Better be some good metal, like In Flames or Soilwork"

Me "Bloodbath"

Guy "Who is Bloodbath?"

lol


And I LOVE this one:

Girl "What are you listening to?"

Me "Bloodbath"

Girl *Silence*

LOLZ Pwnt! Soilwork is the shit though and In Flames can blow a goat.

I'm a newer Metalhead so my hair isn't grown out yet, (it's more of a fro) so I don't get comments on hair or anything. I do get people who try to read my shirts though and end up asking what it says.

 

[Wires & Waves]

I'm a newer Metalhead so my hair isn't grown out yet

this statement is gay on so many levels

 

[Thoth-Amon]

from various rap fans:

"your music requires no talent"

"it is just a bunch of pointless screaming"

meanwhile all 50 cent does is fucking mumble and he makes millions............


uke:

i could name much more

you guys?

50 Cent sounds like he's falling asleep while he's "rapping".

 

[Helspyre]

I was in a bar once and I was wearing my In Memorium shirt, which has a picture of a raven and says Ravenslaughter (one of their songs) on the back.

Chick: Hi, I really like your shirt.

Me: Thanks!

Chick: What is Ravens Laughter?

Me: Huh? Oh--no. It's Raven Slaughter. It's a song by this band.

Chick: Oh... turns and walks away

 

[Astrum]

this statement is gay on so many levels

just like you.

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

this statement is gay on so many levels

What? Oh, yeah. I see. Yes, I want to grow my hair out. I thought it looked cool when I saw more people with long hair, so I thought I'd give it a shot cause I've had short hair my whole life.

Don't call anyone gay with a signature and last.fm list like that.

 

[Guthrum]

^lololol. Try being the girl that actually listens to Metal. Everyone I meet for the first time thinks I like ThE Backstreet Boys and Spears and whatnot. Especially metalheads.

Metalhead guy: This is your first time at a metal concert, eh?

Me: No

Metalhead: So you're into this shit??

Me: Yeah

Metalhead: Who's your favorite Metal band ever?

Me: Probably Bathory.

Metalhead: Bullshit. I bet you have an NSYNC cd in your bag there.


I'm so misunderstood.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Metalhead guy: This is your first time at a metal concert, eh?

Me: No

Metalhead: So you're into this shit??

Me: Yeah

Metalhead: Who's your favorite Metal band ever?

Me: Probably Bathory.

Metalhead: Bullshit. I bet you have an NSYNC cd in your bag there.


I'm so misunderstood.

That is good for a pickup line

 

[Astrum]

Don't call anyone gay with a signature and last.fm list like that.

i second that

 

[Susperia]

Maybe it's the pink pigtails that throw them off.

I don't have pink pigtails.

 

[Guthrum]

Maybe it's the pink pigtails that throw them off.

Nah, I think it was the vagina.

 

[Hatebreeder]

Or perhaps the mammary glands on her chest.

 

[Guthrum]

Perhaps.

 

[Wires & Waves]

What? Oh, yeah. I see. Yes, I want to grow my hair out. I thought it looked cool when I saw more people with long hair, so I thought I'd give it a shot cause I've had short hair my whole life.

Don't call anyone gay with a signature and last.fm list like that.

whats so gay abotu my lastfm

also metals sense of aesthetics is far far more gay than my sig

 

[Valerie]

Well you can't really rightfully compare the two, because last time I checked, metal isn't about happy, perky little girls, bright colors and cute puppies.

 

[Susperia]

Puppies aren't Metal?

 

[Evil?]

Evil,grim,kvlt and/or frostbitten Puppies are!!!

 

[Cythraul]

also metals sense of aesthetics is far far more gay than my sig

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Hatebreeder]

last time I checked, metal isn't about happy, perky little girls, bright colors and cute puppies.

Last time I checked, there were no metal bands that wrote songs about said topics.