Stupid shit you hear as a metalhead....

[ohiogrinder]

are "The Meters" considered funk? If anyone knows who they are, anyway.

yes they are. In fact, Primus (one of the bands I liked in high school) covered one of their songs.

 

[Hatebreeder]

yes they are. In fact, Primus (one of the bands I liked in high school) covered one of their songs.

Primus is kick-ass. Les Claypool is an amazing bassist.

 

[fah-q]

"Why do they all sing like Cookie Monster?

 

[Pessimism]

^ .

 

[Astrum]

 

[Evil?]

G.G. is crazy. Did you ever see him on the Jerry Springer Show? It made me lol.

 

[Guthrum]

GG Allin loves feces. And let's just say, Asians > GG Allin's dick.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

"Why do they all sing like Cookie Monster?

They said that all the time on the Slayer forum, I thought is was hilarious the first time I heard it.

 

[Hatebreeder]

I read an interview someone did with Frank Oz about his feelings on the death metal bands emulating his cookie monster voice.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Someone should dub sound bites from the real Cookie Monster over metal guitars.

 

[Teh Grimace]

yes, please.

i would very much .


and do it over obituary.

 

[Guthrum]

Blue_Jay is the worst poster this board has ever seen. Even worse than that 13 year old guy who thought his keyboard skills would make him famous.

I completely forgot about Goldilocks.

 

[MetalBooger]

"man, did you hear that new 50cent album?"
no, i prefer metal.
oh, so liek Nirvana?"
-no
"oh, what about that sweet band AFI?"
-no, i kinda listen to metal
"oh, sweet, liek slipknot and avenged sevenfold?"
-um, not really...

this conversation has happened more than i would like, so now whenever i see someone wearing a nirvana shirt, AFI shirt, or shit like jim morrison , i use military combative techniques to evade them.

Kids dont know how to expand their musical tastes, so you get these morons walking around listening to a mix of rape, indie emo rock, and certified classics like the beetles and whatever the fuck so they dont need to worry about ppl saying their taste in music sucks. Its all about image, and if music isnt certifiably cool and isnt played on MTV or the radio, they run from it like the plague.

 

[ohiogrinder]

"man, did you hear that new 50cent album?"
no, i prefer metal.
oh, so liek Nirvana?"
-no
"oh, what about that sweet band AFI?"
-no, i kinda listen to metal
"oh, sweet, liek slipknot and avenged sevenfold?"
-um, not really...

this conversation has happened more than i would like, so now whenever i see someone wearing a nirvana shirt, AFI shirt, or shit like jim morrison , i use military combative techniques to evade them.

Kids dont know how to expand their musical tastes, so you get these morons walking around listening to a mix of rape, indie emo rock, and certified classics like the beetles and whatever the fuck so they dont need to worry about ppl saying their taste in music sucks. Its all about image, and if music isnt certifiably cool and isnt played on MTV or the radio, they run from it like the plague.

oh man, I feel you so much. I have friends and co-workers just like that. It drives me bananas.

 

[Astrum]

that is painful, i have friends like that as well.

but i like nirvana.

 

[CF87]

Metal is 'noise'.

farting and vomiting is noise. I hope these people puke in a toilet bowl all day.

 

[Guthrum]

...mix of rape...

Mmmm, rape.

 

[ohiogrinder]

that is painful, i have friends like that as well.

but i like nirvana.

I don't mind Nirvana, Bleach is an alright album even though it reeks of Melvins-isms

 

[ivry91]

Mmmm, rape.

Metal is about raping dead cats.

 

[cookiecutter]

I once knew a kid who liked Avenged Sevenfold, and tried to tell me that Dying Fetus sucks and the guitarists in As I Lay Dying were amazing