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These used to be popular. So, because there're a few new people around, and I'm not clever or creative enough to think up new questions, I've dragged up some of Spiff's old surveys, spat on them, rubbed them with my sleeve, and now they're good as new!

For the new people, the rules are as follows:
- Cut and paste the questions in your post. It saves a whole lot of unnecessary scrolling.
- It's a bit of fun, fer Christ's sake. Debates and arguments are fun, personal attacks are not.


Here's the first:

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

3. And who would be the last?

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
 
Arrrr yes, I remember this one.

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Hmmm good question. Living Colour?

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

BGK, for recent posts. :)

3. And who would be the last?

Whoever posts the least, for they would slip by unnoticed.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Well India is massively overpopulated.....but.....Maiden can go get fucked, with their overpopulated bank accounts.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Yes I did. Oh shit, here we go again.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

Got lost in Koichi's boot.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

There's sex, and then there's sex....

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

It'd certainly be worth a shot.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Arse.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Could be true!

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Well it's certainly not Saddam now, and Bush does fit the bill rather nicely.
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
Hazard a guess!

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
BGK
3. And who would be the last?
hmmm maybe Winmar or Wenda
4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
NOPE!
5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
No fucking way I was caught up in the glam band thing real bad....wait I still am....ahhh sweat sweat spandex and hairspray
6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
Doing voice overs for veneral disease documentries!
7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
No prove they have more sex than me!
8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
Only if gay porn was shown as well!
9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
He should be slapped up the head for thinking he could even try and do it again.....throw him in the padded cell I say!
10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
Most definately it wasn't funny in the movie and still ain't pulling my strings!
11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
Do we even need to ask......go run back to your daddies ranch like the nancy boy you are Bush!
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

At the moment, Impaled nazarene

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Blitzy, because he's a tosser.

3. And who would be the last?
Me, because everyone loves me.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Yes, indian people smell.


5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

yes

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

I thought that was Spiff.
7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
No, preists are lousy roots anyway

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV? As long as they don't take off Gilmore Girls.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Who cares.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

I hope so, weekend at bernies kicks arse.


11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Mark
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Alchemist. Or is it Dungeon? Lately the big D is moving closer to the front.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

On recent form, BlindGuardianKill. Then Terry, though it looks like he's been voted out already.

3. And who would be the last?

Wenda, or maybe Kem.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Yes of course. What bearing would an Indian flood have on my decision?


5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Fuck yeah.


6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He's a sex slave for the Canterbury Bulldogs.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

No, because I've never had to pay for the sex I've had

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

No. I'd still be afraid of having sex with a man.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

He's not misunderstood. The guy is a fruitcake.


10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

I think he was the inspiration for the latest King Diamond album

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Bush, no question.
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

I dunno... at the moment it's probably hoobastank. That's the cd I spin the most anyway.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
hard one. I hate that friggin show anyway but I'm gonna say MessugahMan for no real reason.

3. And who would be the last?
*shrug* koichi?

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

nah probably not.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

nope. Not for a minute.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

who cares?

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

no, except for that they've had sex with little kids. Wait I think that sounded wrong.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

quite possibly.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

well he DID reform it... just with no-one who'd ever been in the band before, or soemthing. He should still be slapped upside the head just for being a fucking prat though.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

lmfao - wouldn't be suprised!

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Hussein WAS, Bush still IS - and Bush is FAR MORE of a threat to world peace.
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
KISS. Surprise surprise lol.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
Terry!!

3. And who would be the last?
Koich coz he's entertaining, or maybe Rob or Kem? Maybe me hahah!

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
Nope. Definitely not! Vinnie Vincent Invasion maybe though... :lol:

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
Nope. I only listened to 2 bands in '92. Bon Jovi & Gunners. Then when they faded I didn't even listen to music (apart from rap CDs at a friend's house lol) again really until I got into Kiss in high school.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
He now posts on Maiden Downunder as "Koichi"

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
I'd rather not have sex at all than with little boys so not really :lol:

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
BRING IT ON!!!!!!

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
Someone who should be put away in a sanitarium. He has problems. And slapped as well coz he's also a fuckwit.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
:lol: Who knows

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
Bush.
 
Arr matey :p

Sam would be a good pirate parrot, he can even say 'pieces of eight' :) And as far as being a thieving, lying, sneaky, destructive, flattering, cunning little sweetheart, why, he could be part of the crew :p
 
Here's the first:

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

too many to mention but at the moment probably Entwine

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Koichi

3. And who would be the last?

Wenda or Xena

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Yes. I only care about myself

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

No, but i do like the Foo Fighters

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

Drug fucked

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

No

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Like that will happen

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

fuckhead

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Yes quite possibly

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Stupid question, Hussein and then Koichi
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
Metallica

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
uhhh... Koichi

3. And who would be the last?
uhhh... Koichi again!

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
fuck yeah

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
yep

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
Matthew Krok pwns it up. He went onto Sorbent ads. He rocks.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
Nope, I laugh

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
I wish

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
misunderstood to the maxx, cannot wait for new gunners

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
No, that's the Pope for real you fool.

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
Harrison Ford
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

:worship: :worship: SLAYER! :worship: :worship: Makeout music for the true romantic.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Koichi probably, especially if there is free beer in there, but he wouldnt leave until he was given all the beer, but when he was he would leave fairly quietly.

3. And who would be the last?

Probably Kem, apparently she is a giant so everyone would be too scared to kick her out.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

No, I think im over Iron Maiden at this point, I dont really care anymore.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Nope, I always wondered what he was saying in that Teen Spirit song, when I found out it wasnt all that enlightening. I dont like his droning voice.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He became a priest.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

Its not just priests.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

No, sunsets are boring.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

I hear Axl and the guy from Stratawhovius are forming a band.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Master... MASTER!

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush

Saddam, they dont even allow heavy metal in the Middle East.
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

I don't know anymore. A few years ago I would have said WASP without hesitation, but now I have no idea. :confused:

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

ironcross

3. And who would be the last?

Blitz. 'cos he is just so damn agreeable!


6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

koichi.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

Organised religion have fucked themselves. It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Homophobia would be reduced if homosexuals were less gay.


11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Truth is a complex animal. Every time you think you've caught it by the tail, it turns around and bites you on the arse.
The holding of power is often more dangerous than the gaining of power.
 
Here's the first:

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)? KISS.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house? I would hope we're all too intelligent and discriminating to get mixed up in such rubbish.

3. And who would be the last? See above


4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig? Yes. There are too many people on the planet anyway. What's a million less?

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday? Nope, and I still don't

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"? I'm sure he's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you? Sex requires a) physical effort and b) at least one other person. Neither of which I can be bothered with, so no.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV? No but tissue sales would skyrocket

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood? A person who should be transformed into a blind old sheepdog so I can take him out into a paddock, shoot him and put him out of his misery.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body? The latter. His church is a festering corpse of no real social relevance, so why should he be any different?

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush? Georgie Boy

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