The Maiden Downunder Survey

Originally posted by Spiff
Hi

Please feel free to answer the following questions so that the rest of us can get an idea of how everyone ticks.

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
Probaly Pantera or Metallica...ive never really thought about it

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
I dunno...

3. And who would be the last?
Not me i'd go in the middle somewhere

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
Yeah what do i care Millions of people die around the world daily..how is this different?

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
Yeah

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
Dunno probaly hyped up on some substance somwhere

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
No because RAPING kids doesn't count in my books

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
Yeah sure...maybe...just bring on the porn :lol:

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
Slap him..hell let me at him i'll tear him a new Arsehole i'll belt him that hard upside the head

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
Conspiracy...can i run with that one :lol:
11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush? Depends whether your a yank or not i guess, they are as bad as each other really

my answers are there so :p
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1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
Gamma Ray

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
Me. I'd complain all of the first week about not being able to post on MD, not realising that no one is because they're all in the house. Because of my rampant stupidity, the public would rightly evict me, though I would be as shocked as Damien was to be the first to go.

3. And who would be the last?
Coops. He'd arranged to have Dave Mustaine speak on his behalf, leaving Spawny to plead with Bus Girl to help his cause. It will be a dismal failure.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
Do these people die BECAUSE I'm going to the gig? Damn!

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
Yep. But I was young and hepped up...

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
Mick Molloy finally got his hands on him and beat the living crap out of him.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
Nah - not interested with sex with young boys.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
I think it is certainly worth a try.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
He needs someone to give him an almighty backhander.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
Oh yes.

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
I thought Dr Evil was, but Saddam is a worthy runner up.

Post your answers!
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

It changes regularly, from Iced Earth, to Megadeth, to Metallica, Blaze almost get in there, Sabbath are godly, Dream Theater are amazing. Its a hard one. :)

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Big Brother sux arse, but a MD BB Big Brother might be cool. I would say either Spiffy or Xena, as we would all be sick of their fighting after a week and vote one of them out. :lol:

3. And who would be the last?

I could get quite far, lurking in the background, but I think Spawny would be the ultimate winner. :)

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

To me, seeing Maiden is just a fantasy that will never happen, so I say nah, and nothing has changed.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Must overated band, ever.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

I think I saw him on one of those "Polices wildest videos" shows the other week.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

I dunno about that, I have been having a pretty good run as of late. :D

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Quite possibly. I say we test this theory.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

I say both, but he still needs a mighty bash across the head.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

:lol:, as funny as it sounds, I think he is awesome, the guy just won't quit! :lol:

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Saddam is probably worse, but Bush is still a bastard...
 
1. This is hard, but I will go with Judas Priest at the moment
2. Troops for constantly going on about 80s glam ;)
3. Spawn I guess
4. What the hell Id go :)
5. Well not in their hey day but I did listen to em
6. My brain is not in a state to come up with some witty comment
7. It is this thought that keeps me awake at night. Well er not in any kinky way that is :)
8. Yep I think so
9. Slap em
10. I do.....now
11. Well it has to be saddam but bush is a fuckwit too
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Currently, Soilwork...

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Me - I'd drop my pants and get myself kicked out! HAHA!

3. And who would be the last?

Spawny because no one would ever see him outside of his room! HAHA!

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

India... Isn't that a small island off the coast of Alice Springs or something? *sings* I'm off to see the metal show.. hee heeee! :lol:

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

:puke: 'nuff said!

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He was ground up to make the patty meat in Big Macs, I hear...

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

Did you say THAN me or WITH me? Actually, both of those things make me sad... HAHAHA!

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Who cares? Gimme dat lesbian porn! :eek: :p

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

How about he should just be slapped upside his head period? :)

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Ah yes, as usual there's stiffness in the Catholic church... ;)

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

I pick both for $20, Spiffo! :D
 
Originally posted by Lord Tim

3. And who would be the last?

Spawny because no one would ever see him outside of his room! HAHA!

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I DO take the bins out sometimes you know :)
 
1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

I dunno. Is Tom Waits a band?

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Troops, for the glam thing mentioned earlier.

3. And who would be the last?

Mark, 'cause it's his BB and we'd all be to scared to vote for him in case he bans us. (Please don't ban me Mark. It was a joke)

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Nope. It's a crime event like this don't get more coverage in the "civilised" world. Plus they'd probably cancel anyway.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Yeah, some stuff was OK.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He's lying in a golden tower on a bed made of money with beautiful women catering to his every whim thinking "Little Fat Kid this, motherfucker", just before he buys you and make you his plaything.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

Like it's only priests.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

What's porn?

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Misunderstood. He's probably tried reforming, but Slash and Izzy had one look at him and concentrated on their solo projects.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Nope, they managed to make Bernie look like he was alive...

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

It's gotta be Saddam. I mean all George is doing is removing a egotistical, war-mongering, hate-and-fear spreading arsehole who atacks coutries with no good reason and who has an almost scary access to weapons of mass destruction, and who probably only got into power after a number of legal wranglings anyway
 
1. KISS
2. Me, because I'd spend the whole time curled up in a foetal position, sobbing quietly and wanting to go home.
3. Troops (AKA Mr Congeniality)
4. Yes I would. There's too many people on the planet anyway :).
5. The best noise Kurt Cobain ever made was when he pulled the trigger.
6. He's either hanging from a Christmas tree somewhere or working as one of Santa's elves.
7. See Spawny, Mark, Winmar and Joe's answers on this one.
8. Yes indeed, and I'd spend even more time watching TV
9. Axl Rose should be slapped six ways from Sunday, but we still need him around in case someone looks up the word "twat" in a dictionary.
10. Indeed!
11. Flip sides of the same coin.

W
 
Originally posted by phlogiston


4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Nope. It's a crime event like this don't get more coverage in the "civilised" world. Plus they'd probably cancel anyway.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He's lying in a golden tower on a bed made of money with beautiful women catering to his every whim thinking "Little Fat Kid this, motherfucker", just before he buys you and make you his plaything.


Misunderstood. He's probably tried reforming, but Slash and Izzy had one look at him and concentrated on their solo projects.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Nope, they managed to make Bernie look like he was alive...

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

It's gotta be Saddam. I mean all George is doing is removing a egotistical, war-mongering, hate-and-fear spreading arsehole who atacks coutries with no good reason and who has an almost scary access to weapons of mass destruction, and who probably only got into power after a number of legal wranglings anyway
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:lol: Ahh phloggy, your biting laconic sarcastic wit never fails to amuse :lol:

P.S. Porn is a fish in the sea, they go well on bbqs.
 
Originally posted by Spiff


1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Opeth!

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Icarus, I have enough of him here at home :)

3. And who would be the last?

Me! I want the money, yo.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Na, I've missed hundreds of gigs. This would just be one more.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Still do

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

Who knows. Apparently hes a Mormon

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

Maybe, but then I readlly don't care for young boys

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Hahah. That would be an interesting sociological experiment

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Who cares :)

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Anything's possible!

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

They're both as bad as each other
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