The Maiden Downunder Survey

[Spiff]

Hi

Please feel free to answer the following questions so that the rest of us can get an idea of how everyone ticks.

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

3. And who would be the last?

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Post your answers!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by Spiff
Hi

Please feel free to answer the following questions so that the rest of us can get an idea of how everyone ticks.

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

3. And who would be the last?

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Post your answers!

1. BON JOVI ( I think this goes without saying for me.
2 & 3.I have no idea who would be 1st voted but I would hope that I would be the last standing then I can buy all of us a ticket to join me at Bon Jovi
4. No way my morals and self consious would be against this.
5. Never did never will
6.His washing windscreens at a major intersection somewhere.
7.hell yeah I can count on one hand the amount of horizontal dancing I have done in the last 18mths on one hand and have fingers left
8.No but still lets see that porn....come on I'm waiting!
9.Definately slapped many times......LOOSER
10.I hope it is a w/e at Bernies capper but alas highly dought it.
11.That Bush fucker!

 

[KoichCPA]

1. It changes all the time, This morning it's Macarbe.
2. Probably me, I'd piss everyone off for fun like always.
3. No idea,possibly somsone who is going to go crazy at the end when theyare locked up for so long.
4. Over population is a curse you know, India's resources are so depleted they'd probably thank me .
5. I was partial to some yes,
6.Last time I saw him he wanted to use the toilet,but his dad was on it.
7. I never did unti now,thanks spiff.
8. No,but I'd definately enjoy it.
9. He's a bit of a cockhead, I'd slap him,
10. Stupid pope
11. They both are as bad as each other, blow up both fucking countries.

 

[JonBonJovi]

being in the Big Brother house would make me nuts so Koichi I'm the one for the job...I'm seriously contemplating trying to get in...they need a crazy metal chick in there.

 

[KoichCPA]

I wanna go in there to,I wouldn't last,no one likes a smartarse

 

[Spruce Goose]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
Dream Theater

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
Spruce Goose the stupid prick

3. And who would be the last?
Probably Spawn.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
Nah..........

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
Nah..........

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
He is waiting by the phone for a call from people who want to promote a Hey Dad on Ice spectacular

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
Nope
8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
It's a pissabolity

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
the former

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
haha..... fuck I hope so, that would rock

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
Saddam. The moustache is just pure evil!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
- KISS

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
- Me

3. And who would be the last?
- Spawny

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
- Nope.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?
- Nope.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
- He's locked up in my basement as a sex slave for my sister

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
- Never thought about it before... but I do now that you've brought it to my attention.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
- Yep, and my social life would be too coz I'd sit there watching it all day.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?
- He should be kicked & klawed to death

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
-

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
- Both of them.

 

[weetbix]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?
Depends on my mood. Alice Cooper is always a good choice

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?
3. And who would be the last?
Big Brother = Big Bore

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?
The gig and the floods are happening whether I go or not? Probably.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
What was "Hey Dad!" ?

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?
Never thought about it like that ....

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?
Sounds like a good experiment to try

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?
Bernie Bernie Bernie

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?
Politics? Pfffft

 

[KoichCPA]

I still stand by my decision to kill the Indians, No one likes a bunch of fools who kill buffolo and wear feathers anyway.

 

[spawn]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Iced Earth or Slayer

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Hmm, i dont know actually, maybe Southy because he keeps poking his tounge out at everyone

3. And who would be the last?

Me, because I think everyone would drown me in the pool after a week.
Just remember, my dead carcass at the bottom of the pool still counts as me being in there

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Nah, they will play the same songs they always do anyway!

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

I didnt listen to any music back in 1991 really, so nup!

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He is now running an internet scam.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

There are corpses having more sex than I am.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

No, but if they cut down on the sunset shots in movies it probably would.


9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Slapped. A lot.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Its possible.

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Saddam, the US guys can be evil, but it can only last 8 years, Saddam can stay there forever, thus he is more evil.


This was good, we should do more

 

[Sydo]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Probably W,A,S,P. Maybe Dream Theater.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Gotta be Trent. Let's face the facts here.. The less glam, the better.

3. And who would be the last?

Probably Crossy - 'cos we'd all forget to vote for him.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Hell yeah. India is densely over-populated, mass floods would be doing them a favour.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Hell no.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

He directs midget porn movies now.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

Little boys are not my thing.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Prime time lesbian porn would probably push more fags into Priesthood, not a good move.


9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Give him a chance. He can still right a better song than most; November Rain, Breakdown, Estranged.


10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Most likely.. poor old guy. His little boys probably give him a real run for his money now.

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

You trying to tell me Saddam is simply 'misunderstood'? If so, fuck you.

 

[Sydo]

Originally posted by The Trooper

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?
- He's locked up in my basement as a sex slave for my sister

Lucky little guy.. God bless.

 

[VAMPIRELLA]

1) Slayer
2)Not Sure
3)Spawny
4)nope my consious would get the better of me
5)Of course not
6)Kidnapped by aliens and still being held for ransom
7)
8)No but would greatly increase there ratings
9)Hell yeah lets slap him
10)HAHAHA that would be cool
11)I would have to say both

well that was fun

 

[Tough As Steel]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

No favourites, just a swag of wanna-be's whom i like on different days.

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Probably me, for getting into too many confrontations.

3. And who would be the last?

Moonchild, cos' she's the best looking.

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY! They've (India) got what, a population of 750 million? Whats losing a million going to matter. Probably help matters. So, yes i definitely go to the gig!

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

No.

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

Don't know, don't care. ( I know thats not creative, but its the truth).

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

When i find out they are having sex with minors, it makes me sick and angry.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Maybe, but there'd probably be a few new phobia's created by it.

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Someone needs to "get in the ring" and smash him.

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Very possible.

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

Hussein

 

[Cyclonus]

1. Black Sabbath
2. Dunno
3. Dunno
4. No
5. Yeh
6. Don't care
7. I hate the molesting bastards
8. No. Vasoline and tissue sales would go up.
9. He's a knob
10. Heh. No...
11. Everyone has an evil side...

 

[Seventh Son]

Ice Age
Janick
Bruce
Yes
No
Astla Vista, little fat kit
yes
yes
slapped bloody hard
for sure
who cares

 

[Spiff]

Seventh - members of the Maiden Downunder BB, not members of Maiden! Unless Janick and Bruce post here and I'm not aware of it... typical, I'm always the last to know. Sigh.

 

[Mark]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Beseech

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Spiff

3. And who would be the last?

Spawny

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Yes - millions die in floods in india every year anyway

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Yup!

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

Shot for kicking some bloke's car tyres

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

It's all anal, though.

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Worth a shot!

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

SLAP!!

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Never trust a catholic....

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

They're the same person!!

 

[mattt]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

at the moment: Opeth, Suidakra, Dark Tranquillity, Charon, Entwine, Sentenced, Dungeon, Enforce, Van Halen, LA Guns.....fuck the list is too fucking long

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

Big brother fucking sucks

3. And who would be the last?

see above comment

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

yes of course

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

no, but i like Dave Grohl

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

probably depressed, sitting at home.....

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

:-(

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

worth a try!

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

slap the fuck out of him!

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

fuck the pope

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

thats a fuckin stupid question - hussein

 

[Winmar]

1. What's your favourite band (apart from Iron Maiden)?

Megadeth

2. Which member of the Maiden Downunder BB would be the first voted out of the Big Brother house?

I hate Big Brother!

3. And who would be the last?

Still hate it!

4. You're given the opportunity to see Iron Maiden live in concert, playing the perfect setlist (whatever that may be). Catch is that a million people die due to floods in India. Do you go to the gig?

Nah, I'll see em in England sometime instead.

5. Did you like Nirvana back in their heyday?

Fuck yeah!

6. Whatever happened to the little fat kid from "Hey Dad!"?

Male prostitute.

7. Do you ever feel sad when you realise that there are priests who have had more sex than you?

But I don't take it up the arse or like little boys, so they're welcome that that sort!

8. Would homophobia be reduced if lesbian porn was aired on prime-time free TV?

Worth a shot!

9. Axl Rose - someone who should be slapped upside the head for not reforming GNR, or just misunderstood?

Slap!

10. With the recent news footage of the Pope, do you think it's possible that the Pope actually died a while back and the Vatican is just pulling a 'Weekend At Bernies' with his body?

Highly likely.

11. Who is the real evil dictator - Saddam Hussein or George W. Bush?

They're both fucked.