A new survey!!

Spiff

I have the power
Apr 14, 2001
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It's been a while, and I can tell that you have all been hanging out for another one of my "stupid surveys", as some wags have called them.

As always, please cut & paste the questions so we don't have to scroll up and down trying to see what question you're answering (cos not all of us have photographic memories... or mammaries for that matter! HAHAHA, as Tim might say now and then!).


1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

Childrens television

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

No, my closest friends are on the internet so it wouldnt be so bad :D

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

Yes, for I am metal.

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

Nope, they will be good shows though I think.

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

Yep.

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

Who cares, either way it was the right thing, he wasnt given out, why walk? Walk? Ok good for you. Problem solved :D

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

He is off stalking Iron Maiden with Crossy, getting ready for their assasination attempt in the name of Australia.

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia.

Not for Iron Maiden, no :)
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?
i honestly hope someone assassinates the fucker or blows up the whitehouse.. FUCK AMERICA

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?
Fuck off they can just Die.. i dont watch neighbours

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
i sorta know what your talkin about.. but if it involves cash then.. prolly not
4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?
No.. my dad prolly would

5. So, did you miss the surveys?
Iono.. im new to the forum

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?
iono i havent been watching the news as of recent.. im trying to avoid the War Bullshit on TV

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?
Dunno who is he?

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

tough question... id prolly do it in my boxer shorts or underwear.. but theres no way id walk down the main street in broad daylight naked.. i dont think we have to go to them extremities just to get iron maiden here
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

Pornography

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

Yep I would or I'd feel bad haha.

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

No, no and yes :)

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

Nope :)

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

It just didn't feel like Maiden Downunder for a while there without them

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

Yep I'd say so

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

He's in my basement tied up. I mean.... I dunno. *Shrugs*

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

Nah I don't think so. Maybe for a Vinnie Vincent Invasion reunion with the original members doing a full glam show though :)
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

Who really knows what the crazee foo is gonna do next :err:

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

Yep. I mean harold is a pretty good looking bloke anyway.

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

Nup, yes maybe once I have an income, and yes :)

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

I wish! They would rock! :headbang:

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

I think this is only the 2nd one ive responded to ;)

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

No idea what he actually did. Dont follow cricket at all... Football (soccer) is the only way to go! :D

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

Dunno...Spiff did you hire a hitman? :)

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

Probably not, esp not if its really really cold weather :)
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

North Korea. Oh wait, you wanted funny answers?

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

I don't have three friends.

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

No, probably once I get things settled down, yes.

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

Yes, I'm sure someone is.

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

S'amattaofact I did. I was think of starting up a survey to see what happened to all the surveys.

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

We won the game, so yes. If we had lost, then he should have been strung up by his knees and see if he could walk after having his balls smashed for six.

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

He's shacked up with She-Wolf (spawny's USian friend we scared off earlier)

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

I'm going to say yes I would. Then when it actually comes down to it I'm going to say I have extra naked walking shows to do in the US, so I'm going to have to cancel the Australian dates. But I'll definately be here on the next tour!
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

Everyone else.

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

No. I would hire my body double again.

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

No. Hmmm..... Yes

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

Yes. I'm sure somebody is, but not me.

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

Yes. Strangely, I do, but I have to say this isn't one of your better ones, Spiffo

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

Yes.

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

He's in Iraq as an undercover CIA agent

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

If I could wear my top hat I would. Any excuse to be publicly naked.
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?
France........

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?
Yes. Simple method- drink vodka, lick scrotum, rinse with more vodka.

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Not yet, but will as soon as someone decides to give me a job....

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?
No

5. So, did you miss the surveys?
maybe :p

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?
Walking should be done more often, however I take it now we can assume that Gilchrist will never appeal for a catch or lbw that he knows wasn't out? If not, then how much integrity does he really have?

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?
No idea :err:

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?
No. However, I would do that if it mean't they would tour New Zealand :p
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

North Korea. Duh! Don't you read the papers? ;).


2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

No. The only people I like less than my friends are my Mum's friends.

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

Yes I do know what you're talking about and I'd do it if I trusted online transactions in overseas money.

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

No. Heard the Telstra Dome show was quite good though.

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

Hell yeah. More please!

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

Who?

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

He vanished after hostilities broke out in the Robbie Williams thread a few months ago. I don't think we'll see him round here again.

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

No, because they still wouldn't come to Adelaide. Nor would they play The Prisoner or Sea of Madness live if they did.

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1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

anyone who dont wear spurs and a cowboy hat

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

Hell yeah Harold rules..haha, has anyone seen Banzai! on ch 9 :lol:

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

In the future, when i get a job

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

no

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

first time, so no :D

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

hell yeah he did the right thing, it was good to see

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

meh..do i care

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

i do it for fun..anyway
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

North Korea

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

Probably. Id probably do anything for me mates!

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

No, Yes, Yes

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?

Id love to go as I think Bruce rules but unfortunately i cannot go.

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

yeah, if the board was quiet atleast we could do a survey!

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

Absolutely

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

Who knows.

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

Probably.
 
Goreripper said:
Yes. Strangely, I do, but I have to say this isn't one of your better ones, Spiffo

I know. :( I was struggling after three questions, and a three-question survey just isn't good enough. I shall do another one soon, one that will be the greatest survey since that survey that time.
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?

George is a babe..

2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?

Harold is a babe..

3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?

In da future..

4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?
Bruce is a babe..

5. So, did you miss the surveys?

I miss my computer. :(

6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?

Of course.

7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?

Tough As Steel was a babe..

8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?

I am a babe..
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?
Dude he's fucking liberating Iraq from Saddam and his regime, this war is not about war.
the next country will be North Korea for sure, they are a fucking threat.
2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?
Hell NO!!!
3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Nope, Nope, Yeah
4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?
No
5. So, did you miss the surveys?
Yep, their interesting
6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?
I think so, there should be more of it
7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?
Never heard of them, therefore they must be gay
8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia
Hmmm sure, because nobody i know will see me and i will get paid off by all the hot female maiden fans giving me blow jobs, hand jobs, letting me fuck them up the arse, vagina sex etc
 
1. Once George W. Bush has killed Iraq, who will he set his sights towards next?
He'll go for any country that has great resouces such as gold,Uranium, and Leprechauns etc.
2. Hypothetical: three of your closest friends will be killed in a horrible way unless you go on television and lick the sweaty scrotum of Harold from Neighbours. Do you do it?
My friends can die....Yes I am a bitch and selfish i ain't goin' on telly to lick some fat barstard any where!
3. Have you become a premium UM member yet? If not, do you think you will in the future? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
yeah shall do after I pay important things like fines to get back my licence!
4. Anyone seeing Bruce Springsteen at any of his Australian shows?
I wish I could be the new generation of Courtney Cox and get up on stage for Dancin' In The Dark!
5. So, did you miss the surveys?
Yes I mentioned to Goreripper about not having seen one in a while and said as much as I thought they were a pain there good for a laugh!
6. You know what's sad? When a cricketer can be frowned upon for showing honesty and integrity by walking when he knew he was out. Did Gilchrist do the right thing?
Of course he bloody wel did!
7. Whatever happened to Tough As Steel?
He got lost in Never Never land and Micheal Jackson has captured him seen as Bubbles is no longer there!
8. Would you walk down the main road of your city completely naked in the middle of the day if it meant that Iron Maiden would tour Australia?Sure would watch the titties bounce for Iron Maiden will be the headline on the front page of the newspaper.