OMG new survey

[phlogiston]

To dream the impossible dream,
to fight the unbeatable foe,
to bear with unbearable sorrow,
to run where the brave dare not go...

To right the unrightable wrong,
to love pure and chaste from afar,
to try when your arms are too weary
to reach the unreachable star!

This is my quest --
to follow that star
no matter how hopeless,
no matter how far --
To fight for the right
without question or pause,
to be willing to march into hell
for a heavenly cause!

And I know
if I'll only be true
to this glorious quest
that my heart
will be peaceful and calm
when I'm laid to my rest.

And the world will be better for this
that one man, scorned and covered with scars,
still strove with his last ounce of courage
To reach the unreachable stars!

 

[Cyclonus]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Anally, no question.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

I have none.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

I haven't heard Genisis, but for Genesis I would say Watcher Of The Sky.

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Oprah, that's a hard one though.

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

He already is in our hearts and minds.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Shagrath.

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

Done.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Insane for putting it on. He ate too many burgers or children.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

Because if he can hate something as beautiful as Josh, everything would just seem even worse.
Fag.

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

Yes.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

Maybe.

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Fuck all.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

Yes.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

Through the ass.

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

Anally.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

No.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

All men must know the bush.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Ice cold.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

Yes.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

Always.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Ice cold.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Anally.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

In "My Documents" my sister found it whilst trying to format the computer, to my surprise she didn't go mad at me and just told me not to get too much of it.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

Invisible Touch.

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Oprah, she has a much superior rack, it could take over the U.S.S.R. if it wanted too.

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

No.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Bridge Man's mortal enemy.

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

N\A

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Both. Dunno.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

Because he loves Spawn, but Spawn doesn't seem to have those type of feelings for Haupy, sorry bud you'll just have to remain friends .

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

Yes.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

Yes.

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Mateship, being honest, not having a carrot stuck up ya arse and being down to earth, showing that you respect ya best mate so much by verbally abusing him everytime you meet up, cricket, sport and the ANZAC's.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

Yes, they are kinda cool, but the way this yank chicks acts about them on the 'Deth board, they now seem kinda gay.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

How can we start over when the fighting never ends, now baby?

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

Doh.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

Kinda

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

Hellz yeah, and they should be forced to go upto Queensland and hunt feral pig's for 2 months straight with just a lever action .3030

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Dunno, haven't seen it.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

Yes, whilst taking over the Australian/Full Strength forum.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

When you stop treating him as a freak and learn that just because he comes from a different planet and has strange and frightening powers, he IS one of the good guys.


p.s. I blatantly ripped off Spiff's answer's

 

[JonBonJovi]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?
aliens don't exist
2.Where do you stash your porn?
In my brain
3. What is the best Genisis song?
No son of mine
4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?
Rosie at least she will make me laugh
5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?
No
6. Who is the Bus Woman?
A figment od Spawn's imagination
7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?
No and won't
8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?
Who
9. Why does Haupy hate everything?
Cause he ain't happy his haupy instead
10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?
Yes
11. What about a handcuff belt?
Yes
12. What does being Australian mean to you?
Loving your country,respecting your country,respecting all who live here and sticking up for the battler. Enjoy the footy and a beer and pie with sauce at the footy.
13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?
Yes they are cool
14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?
By getting a mullet cut.
15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
If i knock you out
16. Are you a good swimmer?
Sure am
17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?
No cause I know many anyway
18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?
never seen it
19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?
No
20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?His burnt to many to save the day now!

 

[Shannow]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Urethrally. Hey, if the aliens are getting down and dirty, they may as well use the business end.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

Not really stashed, just secreted among the other VHS tapes.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

The "coming through her hair tonight" song. (flashback to highschool).

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

I'd let them both perform fellatio on me at the same time. At least it would shut them up.

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

As long as he dreams the impossible dream, there's always a chance.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Does that imply public transport ? we don't get that here.

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

Who ?? prolly 'cause I'm lazy.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Who ??

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

There's a lot to hate in this world (like the staff at the Mercure apartments in Darling Harbour)

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

String, string, string string,
Everybody loves string.

String, string, string string,
Everybody needs string.

NO !!!!

11. What about a handcuff belt?

Nope

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Greatest country that there is.
I always feel that I was extremely lucky to have been born in this country. The odds of being born in Oz are a little over 0.3%, that's lucky.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

I love them.
I've got a Norwegian Elkhound (Akasha), and a Husky/Samoyed cross (Bonnie Jean Mirlu).
I saw a real wolf at the summernats one year.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

Are you saying that we can't be friends ?

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

Ask Howard and Bush.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

Used to be.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

Yep, we should all have an idea on what would be needed. I'd suggest "Surviving in the city and the Country" by Ragnaar Benson as a good introduction.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Facial hair is always cool. At least those of us with great beards can laugh at feeble attempts.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

Yes, but what happend to the "Fuckoff Smallwood....etc..." board ?

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

The people will be living in fear, and sadness, wondering where Bridgeman is, and when he'll save us.

Bridgeman will be walking around the country dressed as a monk, striking a board against his head. He's given up his work as a man of steel having failed to perform the simple task of a cattle grid, forcing a farmer to engage 4WD to get home for a VB.

In his wanderings, he'll come across a swollen creek, with a crossing across it. The water will be running about 3 cm over the crossing, risking the remote controlled cars of a bunch of boy scouts.

Riddled with uncertainty, bridgeman throws himself across the passage, raising himself mere millimetres above the raging three inch stream.

The remote control cars pass safely.

Bridgeman is back !!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

I love them.
I've got a Norwegian Elkhound (Akasha), and a Husky/Samoyed cross (Bonnie Jean Mirlu).

I have an Alaskan Malamute, they are damn stupid, but fun dogs.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Facial hair is always cool. At least those of us with great beards can laugh at feeble attempts.

 

[Shannow]

Malamutes are cool dogs. Bit too big for us 'though. There are a few in Katoomba who's owners hook them up to wheeled sleds and stuff.

(We picked the Elkhound, because they've been a breed for over 3000 years, and are great around kids and stuff). Akasha is way smart, learns stuff easily, but is happy to turn her head away when she doesn't want to obey.

The husky/samoyed is pretty, smart, and we should have named her "Satan's Little Helper". Clever, but evil/stupid.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?
Anally.

2.Where do you stash your porn?
Don't actually own any

3. What is the best Genisis song?
I dunno...

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?
Oh god...

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?
For my answer to this, just listen to the guy from Wet Cherry & Rando O from Odin's answers on Decline of Western Civilization

6. Who is the Bus Woman?
My new girlfriend, sorry Spawny

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?
Because this is the first I've heard about them lol

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?
Insane

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?
He loves the Crue

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?
Only if it was tattered & torn and underneath Nikki Sixx style Shout-era leather stuff

11. What about a handcuff belt?
HELL YEAHHHHHHH! I want one now!

12. What does being Australian mean to you?
Never thought about it. Means I live in Australia haha.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?
Not particularly

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?
Koich we've spoken about this before. Let's leave it out of the public eye and save it for MSN ok?

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
See above. I don't want our love life being everybody else's business.

16. Are you a good swimmer?
NOPE. I can only swim a few metres & run outta breath hahahaha.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?
Nope.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?
Yep looks pretty good.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?
Nah just keep it how it is

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?
He's the worst superhero ever.

 

[The Amazer]

Seeings as spiff is to lazy to make one, I AM.

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?
There's an anal g spot!

2.Where do you stash your porn?
in my bookshelf? Well, they're just $10 porn from the newsagent "Adventures of a Plumbers Mate" and the such. Softcore. Oh... and the rest on this computer.

3. What is the best Genisis song?
Sussudio! (or is that just a Phil Collins song?)

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?
Rosie... I prefer pink nipples.. and I could say I fucked a dyke.

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?
For sure. I'll get famous and then he can be in my rock and roll band!

6. Who is the Bus Woman?
Dennis

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?
Because they sound GAY

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?
He's both. He was raped as a kid, that's funny.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?
Wow, was that a typo for "Koichi" ?

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?
yep

11. What about a handcuff belt?
yep

12. What does being Australian mean to you?
I'm not going to die tomorrow.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?
Shit yeah

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?
You showed me last night

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
Through the looking glass, we will find our inner beauty.

16. Are you a good swimmer?
Nope

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?
For sure

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?
More like you are

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?
No... but something cool like "AUSSIE ASSCHEEK" or "GLENN AND DENNIS"

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?
yesterday!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I gotta say I like "Glenn & Dennis" as a new name for the forum