Ooh lookee here, another SURVEY!!

[Spiff]

Yep, that time of the fortnight again. Answer the following questions, and you MIGHT win a prize (can't promise anything though).

Oh, and one more thing - OI, WRATHCHILD, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO THIS APPLIES TO!! CUT AND PASTE THE QUESTIONS SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP SCROLLING UP AND SEEING WHAT QUESSIE YOU'RE ANSWERING! I'M BEGGING YA!!

*ahem*

Here goes.

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
b) use the hand dryer thing
c) why wash my hands? I didn't get anything on them!
d) I don't use public/work toilets

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

a) Sure did!
b) No, couldn't afford it
c) No, it wasn't available at my local music emporium
d) No, I refuse to continue to oil the wheels of the Sanctuary money machine until Maiden either tours Australia again or replaces the cover art of Edward the Great

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money
b) You have every CD you will ever want
c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying
d) Honestly, who cares?

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

a) Moon Child, when she releases her debut album and it tops the charts (even if it just gets to number one in Dubbo)
b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away
c) Spiff, when he finally gets 30 registered members at www.talkmovies.net
d) Cooperman, when he wins the Nobel Prize for some subject none of us have a hope in hell of understanding
e) Smashed, when he breaking Boonie's beer-drinking record
f) Someone else Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed, when they do something that Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed (please supply your own answer)

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
b) use the hand dryer thing
c) why wash my hands? I didn't get anything on them!
d) I don't use public/work toilets But when I'm drunk I do and I dry them on my jeans.

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

No

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

Haven't seen it hehe. However I imagine it would be the best. Knight Rider rules!

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

This is a hard question to answer without being mean! Um... any 3 guys coz I want 3 girls to take turns with.

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

I'd say "see a doctor big boy I'm not going near that thing"

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

Me! Motley Crue in '84 wooooo!

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

THRILLER!!!!!

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

a) Sure did!
b) No, couldn't afford it
c) No, it wasn't available at my local music emporium
d) No, I refuse to continue to oil the wheels of the Sanctuary money machine until Maiden either tours Australia again or replaces the cover art of Edward the Great

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money
b) You have every CD you will ever want
c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying
d) Honestly, who cares?

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

a) Moon Child, when she releases her debut album and it tops the charts (even if it just gets to number one in Dubbo)
b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away
c) Spiff, when he finally gets 30 registered members at www.talkmovies.net
d) Cooperman, when he wins the Nobel Prize for some subject none of us have a hope in hell of understanding
e) Smashed, when he breaking Boonie's beer-drinking record
f) Someone else Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed, when they do something that Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed (please supply your own answer)

Dungeon I can see happening more probably just because both Dungeon and Tania are extremely talented but it is the metal scene where the talent counts to making it. Tania certainly has the talent but making it as a pop artist is about trends, money and advertising unfortunately.

If Tania is able to get the recognition she deserves and break into the scene, hers will be a bigger success story than Dungeon's coz she could make it huge, but it is harder because record companies are more likely to push 17 year olds posing as skaters or talentless manufactured boy bands and girl groups.

 

[Cyclonus]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

b) use the hand dryer thing... it's the law at my work


2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk. At home yeah. And down in the bush part out back... but that's not public... so no...

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was? Didn't see it

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why? I love you all.

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it? No. I'd be worried and make him go to the doctor.

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar? Me... errrrr... I am not sure who else has one I like... Gorerippers is hardcore, phlogs is funny... but mines the best...

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff. I haven't heard much. I don't really like it. I only remember Smooth Criminal because of AAF's pimping on the radio...

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

e) It's at the shop, just wanna spend money on other things...

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying


10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away ... I really hope for that one

 

[salty]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
b) use the hand dryer thing
c) why wash my hands? I didn't get anything on them!
d) I don't use public/work toilets

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

nope

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

never saw it

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

hmmm...dunno

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

Doctor is the person to give a better opinion than me. I dont think I could go on after seeing one of my mates nads close up.

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

I really should make one sometime...then it would be me

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

At the moment its smooth criminal...mostly for the video...but it is an awesome song. I love all his big early hits...and jackson 5 stuff rocks too

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

a) Sure did!
b) No, couldn't afford it
c) No, it wasn't available at my local music emporium
d) No, I refuse to continue to oil the wheels of the Sanctuary money machine until Maiden either tours Australia again or replaces the cover art of Edward the Great

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money
b) You have every CD you will ever want
c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying
d) Honestly, who cares?

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

a) Moon Child, when she releases her debut album and it tops the charts (even if it just gets to number one in Dubbo)
b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away
c) Spiff, when he finally gets 30 registered members at www.talkmovies.net
d) Cooperman, when he wins the Nobel Prize for some subject none of us have a hope in hell of understanding
e) Smashed, when he breaking Boonie's beer-drinking record
f) Someone else Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed, when they do something that Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed (please supply your own answer)

When my artwork becomes huge and sought after and I am able to actually sell the stuff to make a living.

 

[spawn]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
Or the hand dryer if theres no towels.


2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

Nope, never.

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

Id say so, I cant think of a better one, maybe a Hem-Man and She-Ra episode, that was a big deal when I was a kid, but you really cant beat Knight Rider.

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

Spiffy at his shit stirring best
Ill actually answer it unlike everyone else
Xena: Obviously id get tired of being yelled at
Troops: Because if I hear one more thing about VV ill neck myself
Ironcross: Because he would just disappear and then id have noone to talk to at all

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

Nope. F**king go to a doctor you idiot!

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

It used to be Koichi with Alf, but I dont know whot he current reigning champion is.

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

Billie Jean id say, but just about anything he did in the 80s r0xx0rs.

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

a) Sure did! To be honest I only bought it for the cool biscuit tin.

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

You need a rest after having been going at it for so long probably!

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

c) Spiff, when he finally gets 30 registered members at www.talkmovies.net

It will happen Spiffy, dont you worry! First 30 members, then world domination, remember that. Thats how it always works.

 

[Seventh Son]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
b) use the hand dryer thing
c) why wash my hands? I didn't get anything on them!
d) I don't use public/work toilets

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

yeah, it was a bet to run across cavil avenue (in surfers paradise) after I won an Australian medal.

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

hell yeah!!!

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

Spiff - too many of these pain-in-the-ass surveys
Spawn - I don't think I could handle all that talk about IE
... not sure about a third one

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

No fucking way am i playing with some dudes balls

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

Spiff!!!

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

....

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

a) Sure did!
b) No, couldn't afford it
c) No, it wasn't available at my local music emporium
d) No, I refuse to continue to oil the wheels of the Sanctuary money machine until Maiden either tours Australia again or replaces the cover art of Edward the Great

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money
b) You have every CD you will ever want
c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying
d) Honestly, who cares?

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

a) Moon Child, when she releases her debut album and it tops the charts (even if it just gets to number one in Dubbo)
b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away
c) Spiff, when he finally gets 30 registered members at www.talkmovies.net
d) Cooperman, when he wins the Nobel Prize for some subject none of us have a hope in hell of understanding
e) Smashed, when he breaking Boonie's beer-drinking record
f) Someone else Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed, when they do something that Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed (please supply your own answer)

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Seventh Son

Spawn - I don't think I could handle all that talk about IE

But 7th, they are GREAT

(Did you really run across a street naked? )

 

[Wrathchild]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

Good Lord, no. I'm rarely naked in private unless there's a shower involved.

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

Space Ghost *and* The Herculoids!

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

Anyone who's likely to punch me out because I don't like Dream Theater

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

That's what his girlfriend is for

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

Soilworker

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

Beat it, because of Mr Edward VH's guitar solo

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

b) No, couldn't afford it


9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying


10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

a) Moon Child, when she releases her debut album and it tops the charts (even if it just gets to number one in Dubbo)


W

 

[mattt]

Originally posted by Spiff


1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

d) I don't use public/work toilets

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

no..

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

ive seen it but cant remember it

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

i dont care

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

id tell him to do to a Doctor

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

has to be me...

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

He fuckin rules, most of his stuff in the 80's rocked

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

b) No, couldn't afford it

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

e) i have no money to spend

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away

 

[Goreripper]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

Wipe them on my pants

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

Yes. I had to run around the block starkers for a bet. That's why I don't gamble anymore.

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

The one where KITT kidnapped Arnold and drove under a truck, and exploded.

4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

Spiff. Everyday I'd have to do a bloody survey.
Someone else.
Someone else else.


5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

No. If you want a second opinion, get it from a medical professional.

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

Me. Soilworker's is also cool.

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

Beat It.

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

b) No, couldn't afford it

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

With all the promos I get, I don't need to.

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

Me. When my book comes out in Europe.

 

[Seventh Son]

I know... their awesome

 

[Dakk]

Originally posted by Spiff
Yep, that time of the fortnight again. Answer the following questions....

Too much time on your hands, hey Spiff!??

 

[Spruce Goose]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

Wipe hands on clothes

2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

About 2 weeks ago I walked home from the pub with my ex..... We didn't make it home.

3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows?

Sure.... Why not


4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

Spawn - For his sake more than mine, because he would get terribly burnt. Those Mesh Shirts arnt SPF safe y'know.

Smashed - No beer and no TV make Smashed something something...... Go Mad? Don't mind if I do!

Bobbi Rockfella - Because he just shits me.


5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

I have seen Tomcats

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

What's an avatar?

7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

I havnt heard the song 'None', so I wouldnt say that one anyway, but I do like Beat It. Thriller is cool too... especially the badass film clip

8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

Cant afford the fucker

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

Broke, and I have to go to Utopia to buy cd's, and I couldnt be bothered to get the train

10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

Me..... Just because

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Spruce Goose

Spawn - For his sake more than mine, because he would get terribly burnt. Those Mesh Shirts arnt SPF safe y'know.

So nice of you to care Who the hell is Bobbi Rockefellar?

 

[Spruce Goose]

You dont know him

He's not very nice

 

[spawn]

He probably doesnt even like Iron Maiden. The git.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Yeah, he is a poser... A wanker poser shitface dick.

But, he has his moments

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
or
b) use the hand dryer thing


2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.
nope
3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?
umm YES OH WOW THAT EPISODE GAVE ME SUCH A HEAD RUSH
4. You're stuck on a deserted island with four Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?
i only know a few poster's here like Aussie Outlaw, Tinman666, Cooperman and Spawn, i would have to go with them

5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?
no

6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?
ummm i haven't seen em all but i'll go with mine, a pic of me with Jed Simon's guitarist of Strapping Young Lad
7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.
the one with EVH
8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?


d) No, I refuse to continue to oil the wheels of the Sanctuary money machine until Maiden either tours Australia again or replaces the cover art of Edward the Great

9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money


10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?


f) Terry joins an awesome Traditional Metal/ Powermetal band that becomes huge in Malta and stays at #1 on the charts for 96 weeks straight

 

[Kem]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

Towels if possible, if not then the dryer.



2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.

Nope!



3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?

You tell us Spiff, you tell us...



4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?

Crossy, because then I'd be deserted for sure.



5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?

Sure I do.



6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?

Smashed I think



7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.

Heal the World



8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

b) No, couldn't afford it



9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money



10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

a) Moon Child, when she releases her debut album and it tops the charts (even if it just gets to number one in Dubbo)
b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away
c) Spiff, when he finally gets 30 registered members at www.talkmovies.net
d) Cooperman, when he wins the Nobel Prize for some subject none of us have a hope in hell of understanding
e) Smashed, when he breaking Boonie's beer-drinking record
f) Someone else Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed, when they do something that Spiff can't be bothered thinking of because he's about to go to bed (please supply your own answer)

All of these and more. Don't forget (g) When Troops' petition to get VV down here pays off and (h) When Crossy switches his computer back on.

 

[JonBonJovi]

1. When you use a public/work toilet and wash your hands afterwards, how do you dry your hands?

a) use the paper towels
b) use the hand dryer thing
c) why wash my hands? I didn't get anything on them!
d) I don't use public/work toilets
Both A and B depends on whats available...at wrk paper towel though!
2. Have you ever been naked or semi-naked in public? If so, please provide details. Guys, not wearing a shirt doesn't count, unless you're fat enough to have breasts that bounce around when you walk.
Yes many times-one that comes to memory is when I was living in Taree I got really drunk and was walking down the main street with some friends and decided it was to hot and decided to take my top of and walk the rest of the way home in just my skirt. One day also whilst still at school I was standing at an intersection with a friend and a car went by and some wanker yelled out show is ya tits so my friend and I promptly did..nearly caused and accident(alcohol again was in volved) there are many other stories I can tell here as well!
3. Was the episode of Diff'rent Strokes when Arnold and the gang met Michael Knight and KITT the best-ever crossover of two great shows? If not, what was?
never really watched it those episodes I did see can't remember them!
4. You're stuck on a deserted island with three Maiden Downunder regulars. Who do you hope it's NOT, and why?
have no bleedin' idea
5. Your best male friend asks you to inspect his testicles because he thinks he might have a cancerous lump. He doesn't want to go to a doctor until he gets a second opinion and he doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Do you do it?
my best male friend is Brian so I would say alrighty!
6. Which MD BB-er has the best avatar?
Troops goota love the Crue
7. What's your favourite Michael Jackson song? Don't say "none" because everyone likes Wacko Jacko, even if it's just his early stuff.
Billie Jean
8. Did you buy Eddie's Archive?

b) No, couldn't afford it
9. I haven't bought a CD in almost three weeks, and haven't felt inclined to. Why is this?

a) You're saving money
b) You have every CD you will ever want
c) There's nothing out at the moment that you feel like buying
d) Honestly, who cares?
sorry I bought a cd 2 weeks ago
10. Which of the following will be MD the success story of 2003?

b) Dungeon, when they get invited to a few metal festivals in Europe and blow everyone away