OMG new survey

[KoichCPA]

Seeings as spiff is to lazy to make one, I AM.

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

2.Where do you stash your porn?

3. What is the best Genisis song?

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

11. What about a handcuff belt?

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

16. Are you a good swimmer?

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

 

[Spiff]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Anally.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

In a huge box in my room that says "Spiff's Porn" on it.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

Invisible Touch.

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Umm...

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

No.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Bridge Man's mortal enemy.

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

I heard them years ago and thought they were neat. Dunno why I'm not obsessed with them.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Both. Dunno.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

I don't know, because he'll never explain even though I posted a rather lengthy post explaining why people take issues with his strong opinions! So answer me, Haupy, because you're not helping yourself any!

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

No.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

No. Cos I don't have any handcuffs.

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Not much, because I'm a Kiwi. But I love Australia to bits and pieces, and I WILL get dual citizenship one day, I promise.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

Not with those warm coats.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

How can we start over when the fighting never ends, now baby?

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

Doh.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

No.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

No.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Dunno, haven't seen it.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

Yes, whilst taking over the Australian/Full Strength forum.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

When you stop treating him as a freak and learn that just because he comes from a different planet and has strange and frightening powers, he IS one of the good guys.

 

[Sydo]

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

He's not very bright. Much unlike myself.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

He's very bright. Much like myself.

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

Yeah!

11. What about a handcuff belt?

Hell yeah!

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

A lot. I love this county, but am beginning to hate it's people.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

Very, especially Mountain Wolves. Devil!

16. Are you a good swimmer?

The best.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

Everyone should. Bush survival is mostly logic anyway.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Jordy is cool!

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

It should be renamed, yes.

 

[spawn]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Id fight back, stopping the invasion of both my anus and the Earth.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

The porn store.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

I dont know.

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Oprah is richer.

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

If anyone was destined to be one, its Trent.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

THE ONE. Though she may not know it.

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

Because I dont like any of the bands you recommend.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Insane, you dont go mentioning Hitler and religion in your rants unless you are nuts.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

Sideshow Raheem syndrome. Angry, angry young man.

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

Several.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

No.

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Reading about suicide bombers and wars in other countries and thanking fuck im not there.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

Hell yeah, especially Werewolves!

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

You can be, the more you fight, the more makeup sex you have.

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

The bell has to ring sometime.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

Not really, but I can if I have to.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

As long as you have watched Bush Tuckerman you are good to go.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Jordy is too young to have facial hair. Its fake.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

I dont really care.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

When someone needs a spanning.

 

[KoichCPA]

Seeings as spiff is to lazy to make one, I AM.

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

anal

2.Where do you stash your porn?
on my pc
3. What is the best Genisis song?
mama
4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Oprah
5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

YES
6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Haupy
7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

I love them, I am
8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?
putting it on, because his band sucks
9. Why does Haupy hate everything?
NON CONFORMISM THE WAY TO GO
10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?
no
11. What about a handcuff belt?
yes
12. What does being Australian mean to you?
Being awesome, in every way, if you aren't awesome, you are un-australian
13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?
yes
14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?
magic
15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
lots of sex
16. Are you a good swimmer?
yes
17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?
yes
18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?
no
19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?
yes
20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

With all the floods, i was hoping he'd help some people, but alas, he posting on here.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Anally of course.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

I don't stash it, it is there for all to see.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

Geni...what?

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Ahh who knows...maybe Rosie if she brings some hot bi chick along, otherwise probably Oprah.

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

Probably not, but he should still keep reaching for that star.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

She is probably some really, REALLY hot chick, and Spawny will have her one day, and we will all eat your hats.

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

Because when you tried to send me the file over MSN it fucked up.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Both, and the reason why is probably because the band is having a change of direction.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

Why don't we ask him. Haupy?

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

It isn't ENTIRELY out of the question. It would have to be called for though.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

*kicks homemade pornos under the bed*

What are you talking about??

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Being in a kick arse country, that is unfortunately placed on the other side of the globe from all the other good shit.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

I wouldn't if they were tearing me to shreds, but they have that mysterious charm about them.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

We are both male Josh, it just wouldn't work.

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

First you must apologise. Thats right, YOU.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

I am no THORPEDO, but I can swim to the side when I am up the deep end, if thats what you mean.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

Not at all. Blokes perhaps.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Undoubtably.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

Yes, yes we should.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

He did the other day, in the 'Last Words Game' thread. His powers are subtle, but effective.

 

[mattt]

Seeings as spiff is to lazy to make one, I AM.

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

anally

2.Where do you stash your porn?

my desk draw.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

i know Genesis, just can't think of the song titles.

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Queen Latifah

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

Yes.

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Koichi

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

Because im not a tool.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

bit of both.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

Because most things in the world suck.

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

no.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

maybe

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Nothing. Im embarrased to be Australian. We live in a shitty little country run by a shitty little fucktard.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

not really.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?


15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

16. Are you a good swimmer?

i can swim but i hate swimming and pools.....and oceans.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

no.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

no.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

no.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

Bridge Man is gutless.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Jordy is cool!

Sydo knows where its at.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

Jordy is too young to have facial hair. Its fake.

Just because your giving it to a wizard, that does not make me young!

 

[KoichCPA]

I am an un australian piece of shit

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?
Anus
2.Where do you stash your porn?
In a folder on my comp
3. What is the best Genisis song?
None
4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?
Oprah.. she's much richer
5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?
No
6. Who is the Bus Woman?
?????????
7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?
Because they are lame
8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?
He's awesome
9. Why does Haupy hate everything?
Because he's smart
10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?
I am wearing one
11. What about a handcuff belt?
No.. stupid
12. What does being Australian mean to you?
G'Day mate!
13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?
Yes
14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?
Because your sexy but dumb
15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
Have sex
16. Are you a good swimmer?
Yes
17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?
Yes
18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?
Nope
19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?
Stupid
20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?
When the day needs to be saved

 

[KoichCPA]

Do you just follow me around UM?

 

[spawn]

Just because your giving it to a wizard, that does not make me young!

Just because I have a robe and wizard hat does NOT mean I have anything to do with Gandalf...

 

[Sydo]

Im embarrased to be Australian

That's really sad.

 

[Wrathchild]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose? Whatever was necessary to get me off the planet.

2.Where do you stash your porn? On the hard drive like everyone else. Whaddya think I am, some kind of weirdo?

3. What is the best Genesis song? Land of Confusion, but only because I haven't heard any Peter Gabriel stuff yet

4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose? Rosie

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star? He can if he believes he can

6. Who is the Bus Woman? She's a woman who can turn into a bus and solve all Spawny's transport problems

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them? Who?

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why? Who's he?

9. Why does Haupy hate everything? He doesn't. he likes Van Halen

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt? As long as it covers the hairy bits I don't care what I wear.

11. What about a handcuff belt? See above

12. What does being Australian mean to you? It's a fucking nuisance. I've spent my whole life wishing I was English

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool? Yes indeedy

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends? I don't know, do I?

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends? Still don't know

16. Are you a good swimmer? I'm adequate but I wouldn't win any medals. Not that I'd try.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills? No. that involves being outside.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool? I didn't know he had any, but I'm envious of anyone who can grow the stuff convincingly.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder? Why not?

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day? He's on the way...

W

 

[Winmar]

We live in a shitty little country run by a shitty little fucktard.

You were the one sticking up for the shitty little fucktard a few months ago!

 

[Destroyer Of Orden]

Do you just follow me around UM?

You know it Koichi, you are jsut that damned irresistable

 

[Winmar]

1. If aliens invaded earth, and you had the choice of being anally probed or probed up your urethra, which would you choose?

Anally.

2.Where do you stash your porn?

In a box.

3. What is the best Genisis song?

Invisible Touch.


4. If you had to choose between having sex with Oprah or Rosie O'donnell, which lard lump would you choose?

Neither!

5. Will Trent ever be a famous Rock Star?

Is the world ready for The Trent?

6. Who is the Bus Woman?

Hmmmm....

7. Why haven't you listened to Carnival in Coal yet? and if you have, why aren't you obsessed with them?

Never heard of them.

8. Is Timo Tolkki insane, or putting it on? Why?

Nuts.

9. Why does Haupy hate everything?

Probably not happy with life.

10. Would you wear a mesh shirt?

No.

11. What about a handcuff belt?

No.

12. What does being Australian mean to you?

Great in one sense, but embarrassing when I consider who represents me internationally.

13. Do you think wolves are pretty cool?

Ja.

14. How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends?

Shut up and bend over.

15. How can we start over if the fighting never ends?

What's the point? God I'm a true romantic.

16. Are you a good swimmer?

No.

17. Do you think real men must know bush survival skills?

No.

18. Is Jordy's facial hair cool?

It's wunderbar.

19. Should we rename this place to Metalheads Downunder?

Very good idea.

20. When will Bridge Man come to save the day?

Next week.

 

[mattt]

You were the one sticking up for the shitty little fucktard a few months ago!

he is better than Simon Crean would be but I have said the country needs major changes and Latham is the dude to do it.

 

[spawn]

6. Who is the Bus Woman? She's a woman who can turn into a bus and solve all Spawny's transport problems

 

[Sydo]

I have said the country needs major changes and Latham is the dude to do it.

Have you read his speech's? Not just listen, but actually read them?
They're extremely ambiguous. In fact I don't think he has mentioned a single thing that he aims to achieve that's even in his 'jurisdiction'.
Primary eduction - State issue.
Health - State issue.
Law enforcement - State issue.

Latham would never have any control of these areas, so I have no idea why he is speaking about them publicly. Unless he thinks he can win by encouraging us all to dream of an unachievable paradise.
I've got nothing against Latham at all, but so far he has given me no reason to vote for him. (which I guess is expected, because we're not at an election yet and he wouldn't want to show all his cards yet)