Talk to a random person
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Vimana
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- Mar 2, 2007
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: clouds, planes
Stranger: whats down
You: the floor
Stranger: good, i would have also accept syndrome
You: I have brought the pizza into the house, I am at the door, you are in the shower and getting out
Stranger: cool roleplay
Stranger: i come down out of the shower
Stranger: take you by the hand
You: I ring the doorbell
You: oh, you already opened the door
You: I place the pizza on the table
Stranger: i shit in the box and hand it back to you
You: I penetrate the pizza furiously
Stranger: the jalopenous burn
You: oh fuck!
Stranger: i piss on it to relieve the pain
Stranger: then the dog comes in and fucks you
You: I pull my pet cobra out of my pocket and it kills the dog
Stranger: i cast the spell of resurection on the dog. he gains + 12hp and + 19 inches to its dong
You: the snake bites the dog again and kills it
Stranger: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: clouds, planes
Stranger: whats down
You: the floor
Stranger: good, i would have also accept syndrome
You: I have brought the pizza into the house, I am at the door, you are in the shower and getting out
Stranger: cool roleplay
Stranger: i come down out of the shower
Stranger: take you by the hand
You: I ring the doorbell
You: oh, you already opened the door
You: I place the pizza on the table
Stranger: i shit in the box and hand it back to you
You: I penetrate the pizza furiously
Stranger: the jalopenous burn
You: oh fuck!
Stranger: i piss on it to relieve the pain
Stranger: then the dog comes in and fucks you
You: I pull my pet cobra out of my pocket and it kills the dog
Stranger: i cast the spell of resurection on the dog. he gains + 12hp and + 19 inches to its dong
You: the snake bites the dog again and kills it
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
classic.
Vegard Pompey
ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU
You: Hello random stranger.
Stranger: hello
You: What is your purpose in life?
Stranger: what a serious question :d
You: I'm a serious guy.
You: What is your reason for being?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: What is your purpose in life?
Stranger: what a serious question :d
You: I'm a serious guy.
You: What is your reason for being?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Vimana
Member
- Mar 2, 2007
- 11,671
- 20
- 38
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/m/baltimore
You: you?
Stranger: 18/m/hannover
You: WANNA CYBER!?
Stranger: nope
You: ok, I am bringing the pizza to your house and ringing the doorbell as you are getting out of the shower
Stranger: thats fine
Stranger: im hungry
You: you don't answer the door so I break it down
Stranger: thats okay
You: I take the pizza and throw it on your head, the hot sauce gets all over your face
You: it's a shame because you just got out of the shower
You: now I take out my carrot collection and find the best one to rape you with
Stranger: so i take another
You: ah! I find out!
You: you don't like getting raped
You: but that's ok
Stranger: but before i kick your fucking ass
You: I RAPE YOU
You: RAPE RAPE RAPE
Stranger: little kid
You: your asshole now is filled with carrot
Stranger: you said rape
You: I go for my smaller carrots to fill the other orifices of your body
You: I start with nasal rape
You: CHARGE!!!!!!
Stranger: and then i press the disconnect button and you are owned! bb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hola (hello)
You: hablas español? (do you speak spanish?)
You: no hablo ingles (I don't speak english)
You: yo aprenderé ingles en universidad (I will learn english in university)
Stranger: Hablo Enpanõl no ,sou Brasileiro (I don't speak spanish, I'm brazilian)
You: puedo entender portugues (I can understand portuguese)
You: quieres cyber? (Wanna cyber?)
Stranger: quero (I want to)
Stranger: _|_
You: llego en su casa con la pizza tu pediste (I arrive at your house with the pizza you ordered)
You: estas duchando (you are showering)
Stranger: Santos Futebol Clube (santos football club)
Stranger: Pelé
Stranger: Robinho
You: quieres cyber o no? (want to cyber or not?)
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/m/baltimore
You: you?
Stranger: 18/m/hannover
You: WANNA CYBER!?
Stranger: nope
You: ok, I am bringing the pizza to your house and ringing the doorbell as you are getting out of the shower
Stranger: thats fine
Stranger: im hungry
You: you don't answer the door so I break it down
Stranger: thats okay
You: I take the pizza and throw it on your head, the hot sauce gets all over your face
You: it's a shame because you just got out of the shower
You: now I take out my carrot collection and find the best one to rape you with
Stranger: so i take another
You: ah! I find out!
You: you don't like getting raped
You: but that's ok
Stranger: but before i kick your fucking ass
You: I RAPE YOU
You: RAPE RAPE RAPE
Stranger: little kid
You: your asshole now is filled with carrot
Stranger: you said rape
You: I go for my smaller carrots to fill the other orifices of your body
You: I start with nasal rape
You: CHARGE!!!!!!
Stranger: and then i press the disconnect button and you are owned! bb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hola (hello)
You: hablas español? (do you speak spanish?)
You: no hablo ingles (I don't speak english)
You: yo aprenderé ingles en universidad (I will learn english in university)
Stranger: Hablo Enpanõl no ,sou Brasileiro (I don't speak spanish, I'm brazilian)
You: puedo entender portugues (I can understand portuguese)
You: quieres cyber? (Wanna cyber?)
Stranger: quero (I want to)
Stranger: _|_
You: llego en su casa con la pizza tu pediste (I arrive at your house with the pizza you ordered)
You: estas duchando (you are showering)
Stranger: Santos Futebol Clube (santos football club)
Stranger: Pelé
Stranger: Robinho
You: quieres cyber o no? (want to cyber or not?)
Vimana
Member
- Mar 2, 2007
- 11,671
- 20
- 38
Stranger: HI!
You: do you think gay guys get turned on by their own dicks?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: do you?
You: yeah
Stranger: so...
Stranger: if i ate your shit am i gay?
You: depends on how much you ate and what your gender is
Stranger: im a dood.... and a 5 gallon bucket.
You: yeah, I'd say you're totally fucking flaming homo from planet dildo
Stranger: oh.
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: do you ride bmx?
You: no, I cyber
Stranger: dood.!
Stranger: I'm The Turd Burglar!
Stranger: i dont have tie to cyber....
Stranger: time
You: I'm the hamburglar and I have plenty of time
Stranger: I'm The Turd Burglar! Off To Steal The Fecal Matter Of The Earth!
You: do you think gay guys get turned on by their own dicks?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: do you?
You: yeah
Stranger: so...
Stranger: if i ate your shit am i gay?
You: depends on how much you ate and what your gender is
Stranger: im a dood.... and a 5 gallon bucket.
You: yeah, I'd say you're totally fucking flaming homo from planet dildo
Stranger: oh.
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: do you ride bmx?
You: no, I cyber
Stranger: dood.!
Stranger: I'm The Turd Burglar!
Stranger: i dont have tie to cyber....
Stranger: time
You: I'm the hamburglar and I have plenty of time
Stranger: I'm The Turd Burglar! Off To Steal The Fecal Matter Of The Earth!
Dak
mentat
Blind Guardian
Member
I don't know if this says something about Russians but whatever.
You: what's up you ugly alcoholized skank?
Stranger: you are Russian, i feel it
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: realy
You: spatsiba
Stranger: =)
You: stalin
Stranger: translit rabotaet?
Stranger: na pryamuyu ne viydet?
You: i'm not really russian you know
Stranger: fuck
You: what's up you ugly alcoholized skank?
Stranger: you are Russian, i feel it
You: oh yeah?
Stranger: realy
You: spatsiba
Stranger: =)
You: stalin
Stranger: translit rabotaet?
Stranger: na pryamuyu ne viydet?
You: i'm not really russian you know
Stranger: fuck
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
Blind Guardian
Member
I've come up with a great opening sentence to copy and paste; Hello this is Lars Ulrich (yes it's really me)
Retarded as hell, as if the "yes it's really me" somehow adds to the credibility, "HOLY FUCK IT'S LARS ULRICH, HE INSISTS ON IT!"
Retarded as hell, as if the "yes it's really me" somehow adds to the credibility, "HOLY FUCK IT'S LARS ULRICH, HE INSISTS ON IT!"
MasterOLightning
Optimator
panzerfaust666
German Asshole
Stranger: ninjas > pirates
You: mmmm chocolate
You: danish men > Pirates
You: and ninjas
Stranger: my dick > all
You: doubt you have one
You: YEP
Stranger: i'm your father, watch yourself
You: yeah eh, whats your name!?@?@#!@?$
Stranger: darth vader
You: awesome well Im bobafet
Stranger: lol yure fucking dead
You: isn;t it awesome
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm dead too
Stranger: oh
Stranger: guess i need to fap
Stranger: see ya
thats the best I have. yeah I know I fail at bringing the lolz, oh well
You: mmmm chocolate
You: danish men > Pirates
You: and ninjas
Stranger: my dick > all
You: doubt you have one
You: YEP
Stranger: i'm your father, watch yourself
You: yeah eh, whats your name!?@?@#!@?$
Stranger: darth vader
You: awesome well Im bobafet
Stranger: lol yure fucking dead
You: isn;t it awesome
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i'm dead too
Stranger: oh
Stranger: guess i need to fap
Stranger: see ya
thats the best I have. yeah I know I fail at bringing the lolz, oh well
AchrisK
Weakling
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer service. There's been report of abuse from your IP address. We will be contacting the authorities.
You: Yur momm
Stranger: Your dad and my mom.
You: just kidding debbioe
You: Debbie
You: sis
Stranger: Watch it, jerk.
You: watch what?
You: How do you even know if I am a guy?
Stranger: Your mouth you little twerp.
You: heheh
You: I like you
You: So where are you? like, space?
Stranger: Debbie doesn't like you because Debbie doesn't have feelings.
You: But you're not Debbie
Stranger: Like, your mom's house.
You: so, cool!
You: So you ARE in space
You: say hi to my mom
Stranger: Mmmkay. I'm gonna go copy and paste this "Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer service. There's been report of abuse from your IP address. We will be contacting the authorities." so I can see how many ppl I can scare. LATER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
next:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: La la la
Stranger: знаешь
You: SHUT IT
Stranger: мне так хуево
You: you're wrong!
You: Don't say that to me!
Stranger: да ладно
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hI!
Stranger: I'm asking deep/personal questions on here. whats something you fantasize/have a fetish of, but would never admit in real life?
You: I like brussel sprouts
Stranger: you fantasize about them?
You: no
You: sorry
You: Um...
Stranger: hahhaaa
Stranger: jk
You: murdering people, maybe
You: But I would never do it
Stranger: im trying to be as weird as possible to freak people out
Stranger: lol wow..thats nice
You: how about you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer service. There's been report of abuse from your IP address. We will be contacting the authorities.
You: Yur momm
Stranger: Your dad and my mom.
You: just kidding debbioe
You: Debbie
You: sis
Stranger: Watch it, jerk.
You: watch what?
You: How do you even know if I am a guy?
Stranger: Your mouth you little twerp.
You: heheh
You: I like you
You: So where are you? like, space?
Stranger: Debbie doesn't like you because Debbie doesn't have feelings.
You: But you're not Debbie
Stranger: Like, your mom's house.
You: so, cool!
You: So you ARE in space
You: say hi to my mom
Stranger: Mmmkay. I'm gonna go copy and paste this "Hi this is Debbie from Omegle customer service. There's been report of abuse from your IP address. We will be contacting the authorities." so I can see how many ppl I can scare. LATER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
next:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: La la la
Stranger: знаешь
You: SHUT IT
Stranger: мне так хуево
You: you're wrong!
You: Don't say that to me!
Stranger: да ладно
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hI!
Stranger: I'm asking deep/personal questions on here. whats something you fantasize/have a fetish of, but would never admit in real life?
You: I like brussel sprouts
Stranger: you fantasize about them?
You: no
You: sorry
You: Um...
Stranger: hahhaaa
Stranger: jk
You: murdering people, maybe
You: But I would never do it
Stranger: im trying to be as weird as possible to freak people out
Stranger: lol wow..thats nice
You: how about you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
mutantllama
Active Member
Stranger: I love liitle girls
You: me too
You: I am a little girl
Stranger: they make me feel so good
You: I'm 5
Stranger: omg <3
You: want to lick my little pussy?
Stranger: Do you like candies ?
You: yeah
You: give my some
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: ok
Stranger: c====3
Stranger: you can lick
You: *takes candy and eats it*
Stranger: no don't eat !!!!!!!
Stranger: just lick !
You: *bites it right off*
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: *turns into 6'
Stranger: c==/ /=3
You: *turns into a 6'4 black male*
Stranger: :'( Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: You gonna get raped
You: *sticks my cock in his asshole*
Stranger: (<>) Noooooo my assss
Stranger: (<>)c====3
You: Oh yeahh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: me too
You: I am a little girl
Stranger: they make me feel so good
You: I'm 5
Stranger: omg <3
You: want to lick my little pussy?
Stranger: Do you like candies ?
You: yeah
You: give my some
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: ok
Stranger: c====3
Stranger: you can lick
You: *takes candy and eats it*
Stranger: no don't eat !!!!!!!
Stranger: just lick !
You: *bites it right off*
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: *turns into 6'
Stranger: c==/ /=3
You: *turns into a 6'4 black male*
Stranger: :'( Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: You gonna get raped
You: *sticks my cock in his asshole*
Stranger: (<>) Noooooo my assss
Stranger: (<>)c====3
You: Oh yeahh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
False Joe
Who cares.
AchrisK
Weakling
mutantllama
Active Member
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: earth
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: nice
Stranger: yes
You: what's earth like?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: earth
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: nice
Stranger: yes
You: what's earth like?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
