Talk to a random person

[Vimana]

I said both to one guy and he was like "awesome" and then kept calling me my pals and jew.

 

[Ross]

Stranger: lyssnar du på black också?
You: lit
You: e
You: som Emperor
You: of Marduk
You: och*
Stranger: marduk e helt galna
You: aaa
Stranger: haru msn?
You: aa
Stranger: filmjolkk@hotmail.com lägg till
You: sugminstoraengelskkuk@dinmamma.com



i was actually having a good converstaion about metal with this guy
then he asked for msn...


Stranger: swedish girls are cute !
You: fuck yeah dude
Stranger: boys have look also, ps im not gay
You: -_________-

 

[A1a23]

Stranger: I'll fuck your pets for free, you interested?
You: sure
You: i got a hamster
Stranger: i'd love to do your hamster
Stranger: also, do you like scat pron?
You: fuck yeah, i love scat porn
Stranger: Good, sec lemme show u a good site.
Stranger: or wait i gotta get on runescape, g2g
You: k
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Ross]

Stranger: KEVIN IS DROWNING
Stranger: SAVE HIM
Stranger: HURRY
Stranger: HE CAN'T SWIM
Stranger: DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU FOOL
You: OH DEAR GOD
You: *throwas rope*
Stranger: HE HAS NO ARMS
Stranger: HOW CAN HE HOLD ONTO A ROPE
You: OH SHIT
You: HIS TEETHE
You: BITE THE ROPE KEVIN
You: BIIIIIITE ITTTT
Stranger: KEVIN DON'T GIVE UP NOW
Stranger: HE'S GETTING WEAK
You: OH CHRIST THINK OF HIS FAMILY
Stranger: QUICK, OFFER HIM YOUR PENIS
You: OH SHIT
You: NEED TO GET ERECT
You: CMON JESSICA ALBA GET ME HARD
Stranger: ( . ) Y ( . ) I OFFER YOU MY TITTIES
You: YES YES
THAT HELPS
Stranger: FAP FASTER
You: SOOOOO CLOOOOOSSSSEE
Stranger: HASTE
You: YES
You: KEVIN GOT IT
You: I NEED YOU TO FAP ME
Stranger: RIGHT, TEAMWORK
You: SO IT CAN GET SMALLER AND I CAN REEL KEVIN IN
You: GOGO
Stranger: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
You: YOUR GOING TO SLOW
Stranger: I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL
You: FFFFAAAASSSTEEERRR
You: OH FUCK
You: I HAV HIV
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: THIS IS MY KARMA
You: KEVIN IS ON LAND
Stranger: MOUTH 2 MOUTH
You: I HAVE NO BREATH
You: MUST.....USE.....COK...
Stranger: I WILL DO IT, YOU FAPPING BASTARD
You: OH DO IT DO IT
Stranger: YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS COCK
You: ITS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER
Stranger: SUCH A SMALL OFFER
You: INDEED
Stranger: BOOM
Stranger: ROASTED
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: MOTHER FUUUUUCCKEEERR
Stranger: I AM THE VICTOR
You: EPIC FAIL
Stranger: YOU HAS FAIL, I WIN
You: IM SOO ASHAMED
Stranger: AT LEAST YOU HELPED SAVE A LIFE
You: I SUPPOSE, SOME GOD CAM OUT OF THIS
You: WAIT WTF!!!
You: KEVIN IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK
You: KEVIN...............PASSED AWAY
Stranger: WHY MUST YOU SPITE US GOD!!!!
You: OH JESUS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
Stranger: YOU'RE MY BOY, KEV
You: HE THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD
Stranger: NOW TO RAPE HIS SISTER
You: SHES IN SHOCK
You: TAKE ADVANTAGE
You: SHES FUCKING PARALYZED
Stranger: I WILL INFILTRATE FROM THE REAR
You: ILL TAKE MOUTH
Stranger: THIS IS FOR YOU KEVIN
You: TEAMWORK AGAIN *hai fajv*
Stranger: YA US!! *low five*
You: ILL THINK OF KEVIN THE WHOLE TIME
You: I LOVE YOU BRO
Stranger: I'M NOT A BRO, BRO
You: I MEANT KEVIN
Stranger: I KNEW THAT I WAS TESTING YOU
You: OH FUCK NICE ONE!
Stranger: GRACIAS!!
You: OH SHIT I JUST BUSTED AN EPIC LOAD INTO KEVIN'S SISTERS MOUTH
Stranger: HER THROAT IS CLOSED
Stranger: HOW WILL SHE SWALLOW
You: MUST SHOVE TAIL DOWN THROAT
You: OH GOD SO WET
You: MY TAIL IS COVERED IN FUCKING CUM
Stranger: I'M HARD TBQH
You: I NEED TO PEE IN HER MOUTH SO IT GOES DOWN
You: OMG ME TOO
Stranger: LET'S TOUCH TIPS!
You: *TOUCH*
Stranger: *AAHHHH* SO GOOD
You: OH SHIT I BUSTED AGAIN
You: SORRY, I CAN CLEAN YOUR DICK IF YOU WANT
Stranger: OPEN SEASAME, BITCH
You: OH SHIT A FUCKING ALIEN BLEW THROUGH HER CHEST
You: RIDLEY HEEEEEELP!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[mutantllama]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[Ross]

Stranger: there coming
Stranger: RUUUUN
You: who
Stranger: the bear
You: oh god
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Stranger: its to late
Stranger: he here
You: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[mutantllama]

You: FUCK
You: HELP ME
You: I'M BEING INVADED
You: BY SHEEP
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: Hi Randon Stranger Fucker and Sad!
You: ONE IS STICKING IT'S COCK IN MY ASS
You: IT HURTS SO BAD
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Stranger: holy hell
You: HELP ME
You: THEY ARE ALL RAPING ME IN THE ANUS
Stranger: try cut the cock with your asshole!
You: I CAN'T
You: IT IS AN ARMY OF SHEEP
Stranger: YOU CANT!
Stranger: you just have to belive!
You: FUCK I GUESS
Stranger: You CAN!
You: *IMAGINES SHEEP GOING AWAY*
You: YESSS
You: THEY ARE GONE
Stranger: Cut this fucking cock with your powerfull asshole!
You: THANK YOU
You: FOR YOUR HELP
You have disconnected.

 

[mutantllama]

You: no
Stranger: It's so hard to live, but you need not despair.
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: no
You: WHY GOD WHY
You: I AM GOING TO SATAN NOW
You: CURSE YOU GOD
Stranger: I'm not going to disconnect, if that's what you want.
You: SATAN WILL SHOW ME THE WAY
Stranger: sorry pal, satan is a fairy tale.
You: HAIL SATAN
You: HE IS MY TRUE GOD
You: HE CARES FOR ME
Stranger: You should worship me, I'm cooler.
You: HE CARES
You: YOU DON'T CARE
You: SATAN DOES THOUGH
Stranger: Yes I do.
Stranger: Tell me problems.
You: NO YOU DON'T
You: I WAS BEING ATTACKED MY SHEEP
You: AND THEY ATTACKED ME IN THE ANAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[whiskey funeral]

If someone could translate this for me, that would be very sweet of you.

You: When you grow up, what do you want to be? I want to be a choo choo train operator.
Stranger: i want to be a whore
Stranger: analsex
You: Guess what?
You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
You: We're doing a story on computer predators.
Stranger: was
You: Now if there's anything you have to say, please do so now.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: analsex
You: I have alerted Perverted Justice.
Stranger: gut das diese gesetzte nicht international sind hahaha
Stranger: echt dumm
You: Well gut das diese whatever blah blah to you too!
Stranger: ja eben
Stranger: und sonst so
Stranger: wer bist du
Stranger: und was ist nbc?
Stranger: check ich nicht

 

[Black Friday]

Stranger: hey babe
You: You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you, then play around with your blood.
Stranger: brutal
You: Want to start?
Stranger: you can start
You: I come out of my room, naked, wielding a chainsaw.
You: I go to work on your genitalia
You: Your screaming becomes higher and higher in pitch, as I go deeper and deeper.
Stranger: i start screaming, a sudden wind comes blowing in, making my hair fly in the air
Stranger: i start to studder from the freezing cold
You: I press my body onto yours, my hot skin sucking the coldness from your body in a rush.
You: The various liquids interplay with this, becoming hot and sticky, smearing all over our bodies.
Stranger: i pull out my shlong and shove it in your rectum, you start screaming bloody murder
You: I stick my chainsaw through your rectum.

 

[supseudonymous]

If someone could translate this for me, that would be very sweet of you.

Stranger: gut das diese gesetzte nicht international sind hahaha
Stranger: echt dumm

> Why hello Clarice, so glad we could finally talk again, by the time you translate this it will
> already be too late

You: Well gut das diese whatever blah blah to you too!
Stranger: ja eben
Stranger: und sonst so
Stranger: wer bist du
Stranger: und was ist nbc?
Stranger: check ich nicht

I'm not sure if you really want me to keep going.

Just, please, check on your family.

 

[panzerfaust666]

If someone could translate this for me, that would be very sweet of you.

Stranger: gut das diese gesetzte nicht international sind hahaha
Stranger: echt dumm
You: Well gut das diese whatever blah blah to you too!
Stranger: ja eben
Stranger: und sonst so
Stranger: wer bist du
Stranger: und was ist nbc?
Stranger: check ich nicht

GOod thing that these laws are international hahah
really dumb
ya,and who are you?
and what is NBC?
check ich nicht???


I dont get what the last sentence is reffering to tbh.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Fucking @ kil. And thanks anyway, panzerfaust.

 

[arg]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: peitinho!
You: i like anal
You: how about you
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Stranger: hi stranger
You: Quantum mechanics is essential to understand the behavior of systems at atomic length scales and smaller. For example, if classical mechanics governed the workings of an atom, electrons would rapidly travel towards and collide with the nucleus, making stable atoms impossible. However, in the natural world the electrons normally remain in an unknown orbital path around the nucleus, defying classical electromagnetism.
Stranger: nemli
You: Albert Einstein[4] postulated, as based on Planck’s quantum hypothesis, that light itself consists of individual quanta, which later came to be called photons (1926). From Einstein's simple postulation was borne a flurry of debating, theorizing and testing, and thus, the entire field of quantum physics.
You: What are your thoughts on this, hmm?
Stranger: is not better boring me with one thing more funny than that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I suggest staying away from that site, it is virus/hacker prone.

 

[MasterOLightning]

How so?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkknnected.

 

[MasterOLightning]

I can't say I found that information useful.