Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *farts*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: *farts*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Talk to a random person
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Vimana
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I HAVE THE SWORD!
You: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU GOLTHAR!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: YOU STOLE IT FROM ME!
You: DIE BY THE MIGHT OF MY MIGHTY BLADE YOU WRETCHED DRAGON!
Stranger: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
You: I SWING THE BLADE FOR YOUR THROAT!
Stranger: you will never smite me!
You: THINK AGAIN GOLTHAR!
You: AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: your sword is no match for MY TEETH!
You: YOUR TEETH ARE NO MATCH FOR MY DENTISTRY KIT!
You: YOU HAVE MANY CAVITIES DRAGON!
You: SIT IN THE CHAIR!
Stranger: nooooooooooooo not the chair!
You: LAUGHING GAS, OR ANESTHETIC?
Stranger: laughing gas, alas, i shall die happy
You: TAKE THE GAS
You: NOW MY SWORD SLICES YOUR HEAD OFF! I AM THE GREATEST DENTIST EVER!
Stranger: *cough* *cough* *cough*
Stranger: -END SCENE-
Stranger: that's a wrap
You have disconnected.
You: I HAVE THE SWORD!
You: IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU GOLTHAR!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: YOU STOLE IT FROM ME!
You: DIE BY THE MIGHT OF MY MIGHTY BLADE YOU WRETCHED DRAGON!
Stranger: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR
You: I SWING THE BLADE FOR YOUR THROAT!
Stranger: you will never smite me!
You: THINK AGAIN GOLTHAR!
You: AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: your sword is no match for MY TEETH!
You: YOUR TEETH ARE NO MATCH FOR MY DENTISTRY KIT!
You: YOU HAVE MANY CAVITIES DRAGON!
You: SIT IN THE CHAIR!
Stranger: nooooooooooooo not the chair!
You: LAUGHING GAS, OR ANESTHETIC?
Stranger: laughing gas, alas, i shall die happy
You: TAKE THE GAS
You: NOW MY SWORD SLICES YOUR HEAD OFF! I AM THE GREATEST DENTIST EVER!
Stranger: *cough* *cough* *cough*
Stranger: -END SCENE-
Stranger: that's a wrap
You have disconnected.
You: I have shit stains in my hair.
Stranger: Your conversational partner have disconnected.
You: Maybe I should disconnect you from life support.
Stranger: ;-)
You: Make a sad face.
Stranger: why you have it?
Stranger: :-D
You: I got it in birth. I know it's sick, but I can't help it.
Stranger: how sad
You: At the sight of a bear I just go hyper...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He/she didn't quite get the idea.
Stranger: Your conversational partner have disconnected.
You: Maybe I should disconnect you from life support.
Stranger: ;-)
You: Make a sad face.
Stranger: why you have it?
Stranger: :-D
You: I got it in birth. I know it's sick, but I can't help it.
Stranger: how sad
You: At the sight of a bear I just go hyper...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He/she didn't quite get the idea.
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
mutantllama
Active Member
You: I AM SUPERMAN
You: HERE TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY
You: OH FUCK
You: WHAT IS THAT
Stranger: I AM BATMAN
Stranger: BITCH.
You: LOOKS LIKE WE WILL JUST HAVE TO BATTLE IT OUT
You: THEN
Stranger: *KICKS YOU IN THE FACE*
You: *KICKS YOU IN THE NUTS*
You: OHHHHHHH
Stranger: OHH HELL NAWWW
Stranger: *GETS ROBIN ON YOU*
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: *THROWS RANDOM BAT THINGS AT YOU*
You: THROWS A ROPE AT YOU*
You: OH YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT
Stranger: OHH SHIEET
You: NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PERFORM A BOOB JOB
Stranger: *KICKS YOUR BALLS*
You: ON YOU
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: AHAHA
Stranger: Oh YEAHHH
You: NOW GET DOWN BITCH
You: YOU ARE GONNA GET BOOBS
You: AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Stranger: Bitch, *makes you give me a blowjob*
Stranger: You got no boobs!
You: Oh, it's gonna be much harder to get me to suck your dick then that
Stranger: Don't be too sure about that
Stranger: *Pushes your head to my dick*
You: Aw, not again
Stranger: Oh yess
You: *sucks his dick against my will*
Stranger: ahaaha
Stranger: I win =D
You: OH THIS IS STARTING TO GET HOT
Stranger: *Creams inn your face**
You: *SWALLOWS IT*
Stranger: Yummy?
You: Yeah, it is quite good
You: it's salty
Stranger: Haha
You: you want some?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Fuck no.
You: you sure, you are missing out on a lot
You: I mean, it's really tasty
Stranger: Nahh you can have it
You: no I insist
Stranger: Nahhh
You: here have a sample
Stranger: No *shoves it back*
You: *forces it down your throat*
Stranger: NO!!!
You: YOU WILL EAT IT BITCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Stranger: HELL NO!
You: YES
Stranger: YOU EAT IT!
You: I DID
Stranger: EAT MORE!!!
You: I WANT YOU TO TRY A SAMPLE
Stranger: I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT!
You: WHY NOT?
Stranger: CAUSE I HAVE PLENTY!
Stranger: YOU CAN HAVE IT!
You: OH, WELL THAT MAKES SENSE
You: Sorry to bother you
You: good bye batman
Stranger: BYE
You have disconnected.
You: HERE TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY
You: OH FUCK
You: WHAT IS THAT
Stranger: I AM BATMAN
Stranger: BITCH.
You: LOOKS LIKE WE WILL JUST HAVE TO BATTLE IT OUT
You: THEN
Stranger: *KICKS YOU IN THE FACE*
You: *KICKS YOU IN THE NUTS*
You: OHHHHHHH
Stranger: OHH HELL NAWWW
Stranger: *GETS ROBIN ON YOU*
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: *THROWS RANDOM BAT THINGS AT YOU*
You: THROWS A ROPE AT YOU*
You: OH YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT
Stranger: OHH SHIEET
You: NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PERFORM A BOOB JOB
Stranger: *KICKS YOUR BALLS*
You: ON YOU
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: AHAHA
Stranger: Oh YEAHHH
You: NOW GET DOWN BITCH
You: YOU ARE GONNA GET BOOBS
You: AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Stranger: Bitch, *makes you give me a blowjob*
Stranger: You got no boobs!
You: Oh, it's gonna be much harder to get me to suck your dick then that
Stranger: Don't be too sure about that
Stranger: *Pushes your head to my dick*
You: Aw, not again
Stranger: Oh yess
You: *sucks his dick against my will*
Stranger: ahaaha
Stranger: I win =D
You: OH THIS IS STARTING TO GET HOT
Stranger: *Creams inn your face**
You: *SWALLOWS IT*
Stranger: Yummy?
You: Yeah, it is quite good
You: it's salty
Stranger: Haha
You: you want some?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Fuck no.
You: you sure, you are missing out on a lot
You: I mean, it's really tasty
Stranger: Nahh you can have it
You: no I insist
Stranger: Nahhh
You: here have a sample
Stranger: No *shoves it back*
You: *forces it down your throat*
Stranger: NO!!!
You: YOU WILL EAT IT BITCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Stranger: HELL NO!
You: YES
Stranger: YOU EAT IT!
You: I DID
Stranger: EAT MORE!!!
You: I WANT YOU TO TRY A SAMPLE
Stranger: I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT!
You: WHY NOT?
Stranger: CAUSE I HAVE PLENTY!
Stranger: YOU CAN HAVE IT!
You: OH, WELL THAT MAKES SENSE
You: Sorry to bother you
You: good bye batman
Stranger: BYE
You have disconnected.
entanglement
Member
Vimana
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I need a translator.
Stranger: w
You: hey
Stranger: bisch du a mädle
You: du hast
You: du hast mich
You: ich liebe dich
Stranger: cool ein duetscher
You: schnitzel
You: oktoberfest
Stranger: bist bestimmt vom forum oder?
You: du hast mich?
Stranger: schwul
Stranger: ?
You: DU HAST MICH
Stranger: Eierlecken=
Stranger: Team Eierlecken
Stranger: Team Gabel
Stranger: Stage 6
You: du hast mich gerfragt
You: du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
You: willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
treu ihr sein fr alle tage
You: nein
Stranger: egal was du nummst, nimm weniger davon
Stranger: Opfer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: w
You: hey
Stranger: bisch du a mädle
You: du hast
You: du hast mich
You: ich liebe dich
Stranger: cool ein duetscher
You: schnitzel
You: oktoberfest
Stranger: bist bestimmt vom forum oder?
You: du hast mich?
Stranger: schwul
Stranger: ?
You: DU HAST MICH
Stranger: Eierlecken=
Stranger: Team Eierlecken
Stranger: Team Gabel
Stranger: Stage 6
You: du hast mich gerfragt
You: du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
You: willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
treu ihr sein fr alle tage
You: nein
Stranger: egal was du nummst, nimm weniger davon
Stranger: Opfer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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I um chatted to this girl.
I wont post the pic but she's very hot
model looks, easily.
Half italian half asian.
I wont post the pic but she's very hot
model looks, easily.
Half italian half asian.
False Joe
Who cares.
Vimana
Member
- Mar 2, 2007
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One time my friend was sending me a huge picture and I asked him what it was and he said it was this hot pornstar who was half chinese half italian named anna valencia and until the file transfer finished I was looking for pictures on google and couldn't find anything.
SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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mutantllama
Active Member
Vimana
Member
- Mar 2, 2007
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay!
Stranger: hi can u believe someone just disconnected himself because Im french :d
You: yeah!
Stranger: u dont like french too hehe ?
You: what?
Stranger: just asking to see if you're like this person
You: okay!
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: what?
Stranger: what ?
You: okay!
Stranger: u just know how to say okay yeah what
Stranger: ?
You: yeah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: okay!
Stranger: hi can u believe someone just disconnected himself because Im french :d
You: yeah!
Stranger: u dont like french too hehe ?
You: what?
Stranger: just asking to see if you're like this person
You: okay!
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: what?
Stranger: what ?
You: okay!
Stranger: u just know how to say okay yeah what
Stranger: ?
You: yeah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Blind Guardian
Member
You should've done like this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay!
Stranger: hi can u believe someone just disconnected himself because Im french :d
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay!
Stranger: hi can u believe someone just disconnected himself because Im french :d
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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I asked a swedish man about people disconnecting because I'm English and we went on to have a long discussion about books and music.
So haha!
So haha!
Blind Guardian
Member
This was especially pointless.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes this is McDonalds, may I take your order?
Stranger: i'd like a number 2, please
Stranger: ohh, with looots of catchup
You: One number two with lots of ketchup coming up, please drive around the corner to receive your order
Stranger: ok, tranks.... (car motor noise)
You: That will be 8 dollars please
Stranger: Ooops, ain't got no money... Can I pay with sexual pleasure??
You: Sir, I am not allowed to receive payment other than in cash, please pay the right amount or I will have to get my boss
Stranger: Is your boss handsome?
You: *goes and gets boss*
You: Yes this is the boss of McDonalds, Mr McFlannigan, what seems to be the problem sir?
Stranger: I don't have 8 dollars... Can I pay with sexual pleasure??
Stranger: boss, i'm sure ur gonna like it
You: Sir, here at McDonalds we have a proud tradition of serving well cooked and healthy food to honorable customers, please refrain from such implications, or I will have to get my superior boss
Stranger: Is your superior more handsome than you?
You: *goes and gets superior*
You: Yes, this is the superior boss of McDonalds, Mr McDirkland, what seems to be the problem?
Stranger: Well, you're not as handsome as I thought you were... here are your eight dollars!
You: Thank you sir, *hands over burger*, please enjoy your meal and come again
Stranger: Thanks, bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes this is McDonalds, may I take your order?
Stranger: i'd like a number 2, please
Stranger: ohh, with looots of catchup
You: One number two with lots of ketchup coming up, please drive around the corner to receive your order
Stranger: ok, tranks.... (car motor noise)
You: That will be 8 dollars please
Stranger: Ooops, ain't got no money... Can I pay with sexual pleasure??
You: Sir, I am not allowed to receive payment other than in cash, please pay the right amount or I will have to get my boss
Stranger: Is your boss handsome?
You: *goes and gets boss*
You: Yes this is the boss of McDonalds, Mr McFlannigan, what seems to be the problem sir?
Stranger: I don't have 8 dollars... Can I pay with sexual pleasure??
Stranger: boss, i'm sure ur gonna like it
You: Sir, here at McDonalds we have a proud tradition of serving well cooked and healthy food to honorable customers, please refrain from such implications, or I will have to get my superior boss
Stranger: Is your superior more handsome than you?
You: *goes and gets superior*
You: Yes, this is the superior boss of McDonalds, Mr McDirkland, what seems to be the problem?
Stranger: Well, you're not as handsome as I thought you were... here are your eight dollars!
You: Thank you sir, *hands over burger*, please enjoy your meal and come again
Stranger: Thanks, bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Belligerent
Greekus Urungus
ok then,I've come up with a great opening sentence to copy and paste; Hello this is Lars Ulrich (yes it's really me)
Retarded as hell, as if the "yes it's really me" somehow adds to the credibility, "HOLY FUCK IT'S LARS ULRICH, HE INSISTS ON IT!"
You: Hello this is Lars Ulrich (yes it's really me)
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: the supagroup Metallica dummy
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: relay?
Stranger: ohhh
You: i have a gold toilet and you don't
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
You: but my butthole is so loose from Kirk i rarely use it
Stranger: hahahhahah
Stranger: is gay?
You: double bass your face biatch
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: vamos falar portugues msm
Stranger: vc nao ta com nada mentindo assim
Stranger: huashuashu
You: wat, Lars no speak dat
