Talk to a random person

[panzerfaust666]

I was bored and lack creativity today, so I just copied F&F idea. meh I failed but hey what the fuck here it is anyway



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay!
Stranger: okay too
Stranger: srs
You: what?
Stranger: nothing srsrs
You: maybe
Stranger: u from ?
You: sure!
You: what
You: ?
You: from?
Stranger: brasil
You: okay!
Stranger: do u like ?
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: or u dont know
You: YEAH!
Stranger: hey u there ?
You: what?
You: sure!
Connection imploded.

 

[Satanstoenail]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, is there any real woman here, just to talk with?
You: yes
Stranger: But it's not you?
You: i'm female yeah
Stranger: Hi I'm Denis
You: hi denis, i'm amber
Stranger: Tell me more please
You: i'm 22, blonde, roughly 300 pounds
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Satanstoenail]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: *farts*
Stranger: wt
You: oh dear, sorry
Stranger: thatkk
You: jesus that smells
You: i'm really sorry
Stranger: wt you doing then
You: flatulence in public apparently
You: you?
Stranger: just work
Stranger: init
Stranger: wt is your name
You: my name is prince flaubert III
Stranger: kk
You: KK?
Stranger: wts a matter with kk then
You: i am somewhat unsure of the meaning of this suspected abbreviation
Stranger: wt does all this mean then
You: it means you're a fucking moron
Stranger: why am i
You: you tell me
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy
You: i'm a hermaphrodite
Stranger: wt does that mean
You: are you a mollusk or a crustacean?
Stranger: wt is that
You: LOOK IT UP, FUCKER
Stranger: fuck you
You: don't cry
Stranger: whatever
You: come now, your tears are making you look a little silly
Stranger: im not even crying
Stranger: bruv
You: bruv? for serious?
Stranger: yes bruv for serious
You: me old mukka
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[False Joe]

 

[seedofvengeance]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: *farts*
Stranger: wt
You: oh dear, sorry
Stranger: thatkk
You: jesus that smells
You: i'm really sorry
Stranger: wt you doing then
You: flatulence in public apparently
You: you?
Stranger: just work
Stranger: init
Stranger: wt is your name
You: my name is prince flaubert III
Stranger: kk
You: KK?
Stranger: wts a matter with kk then
You: i am somewhat unsure of the meaning of this suspected abbreviation
Stranger: wt does all this mean then
You: it means you're a fucking moron
Stranger: why am i
You: you tell me
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy
You: i'm a hermaphrodite
Stranger: wt does that mean
You: are you a mollusk or a crustacean?
Stranger: wt is that
You: LOOK IT UP, FUCKER
Stranger: fuck you
You: don't cry
Stranger: whatever
You: come now, your tears are making you look a little silly
Stranger: im not even crying
Stranger: bruv
You: bruv? for serious?
Stranger: yes bruv for serious
You: me old mukka
Your conversational partner has flown at you

fyp

 

[King Richard]

Am I the only person who thinks this thread, and these stranger chat things are extremely stupid?

 

[Onder]

Am I the only person who thinks this thread, and these stranger chat things are extremely stupid?

I'm with you here.

 

[King Richard]

I'm not trying to be a buzzkill or anything, it just seems, well, stupid.

 

[False Joe]

Some of them are funny.
Some of them are stupid as fuck.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Lol I just chatted with some dude from Seattle for ten minutes or so about music, without going into detail about what we each listened to, and then he gives me a "great" tip, and I think "cool", and then:

 

[waif]

You: RRRAAAAAAR!
Stranger: GET BACK LION!
You: RRAAAAAAR
You: You've just been eaten
You: I guess you weren't fast enough
Stranger: :'(
You: Better luck next time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RAHOWA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was weird...I didn't think about what I'd say...made it up on the spot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: shh
You: They'll hear
Stranger: why?
You: they have spies
Stranger: who?
You: in your bedroom
You: the nazis
You: they'll know, man
Stranger: yikes!
You: SHH
You: I've got a secret orangutan in here
Stranger: ......
You: They'll do anything to get it back
You: ANYTHING
You: I need you to help me
Stranger: i would too...
You: Go into your closet, okay?
You: Are you in your closet?
You: Okay, great.
You: Now stay there
You: Thanks
Stranger: ok
You: I'll let you know when the coast is clear.
Stranger: now what?
You: Be quiet so they don't hear you
Stranger: ill try
You: If they hear you they'll know where I am
You: And then we're all dead
You: Do you realize what happens if they get the orangutan?
Stranger: no! tell me!
You: The Third Reich will seem like the Third Republic compared to what will happen
You: Careful
Stranger: OH NO!
You: no exclamation marks
You: they can hear those
Stranger: sorry
You: you could get us all killed
You: sorry isn't worth much when we're dead
Stranger: really sorry?
You: that's more like it
You: hang on
You: I heard something
You: Let me go check
Stranger: go
Stranger: what is it?
You: OH FUCK IT'S THEM
You: Quick
You: I need to get the orangutan out of here
Stranger: OH NO!
You: Can I send it to you?
You: quickly
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: I'll need your SS number
You: so I can fax the monkey
Stranger: 911
You: QUICKLY
You: THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE
You: okay
You: I'm sending the monkey to 911
You: shit, they're on the stairs
You: come on
You: upload faster
You: 50%
You: 60%
You: OH FU
You have disconnected.

Stranger: megan_likes_that@live.co.uk - add me babes you won't regret it ;xo
You: g'day mate
Stranger: heeeyyyy x
You: you a pooftah, then?
You: we don' like pooftahs here, do we then?
Stranger: im a girl you bastard!
You: you know rule numbe' six, don't you?
You: NO POOFTAHS
Stranger: megan_likes_that@live.co.uk - add me babes you won't regret it ;xo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u from
You: Can I interest you in some nuclear weapons plans?
You: Very high-grade
Stranger: hell no u piece of shit fuck u where r u from
You: The best Russia has to offer
Stranger: no fuck off
You: wanna cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not exactly bloodninja-worthy but I found this amusing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: straight to the point huh
Stranger: 19 m netherlands
You: no sense beating around the bush
You: 29/f/chicago
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: cyber lol that sounds kinda wrong
You: but it feels so right
Stranger: go ahead even though if u can be a dude i can have a laugh
You: Okay
You: I can roleplay a guy
Stranger: no thanks thats gay
You: Sometimes I daydream about what it would be like to be a gay man
You: or you could be a woman
You: I've always wondered what it would be like from the other side
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: you sound like a total dude
You: I'm in character
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: a pants and a tshirt
You: nice, nice
You: cotton shirt?
You: what size are you?
Stranger: that made me lol
You: are you wearing a bra?
Stranger: im like 1,95cm
You: a tall one
Stranger: since when do guys wear bra's?
You: I can work with that
Stranger: lol
You: I thought you were a woman
You: this is disgusting
You: you pig
You have disconnected.

 

[Vimana]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey im dave wats ur name?
You: you should definitely join the kkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger:
You: where are you from?
Stranger: US
Stranger: you?
You: me too
Stranger: Nice
You: I just found this cool thing you can download that is like omegle on MSN
You: want the url?
Stranger: sure
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[mutantllama]

You: Hello, this is Windows Tech support how may I help you?
Stranger: my comupter is acting lame
You: ok
You: go to C:\
You: and delete it
Stranger: ok
You: delete everything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Vimana]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: want my dick in your vagina?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[False Joe]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: he
You: wanna see some pics of your mum?
Stranger: yeah
You: sicko
You have disconnected.

 

[Omni]

You: Hi
Stranger: HI I'M A SARCASTIC ASSHOLE
You: Me too
Stranger: PROVE IT
You: I think you're really cool and original
Stranger: well played

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

hahahahaha

 

[Vimana]

Wow, Omni talked to Dodens on Omegle. That means they're meant to be.

 

[Vimana]

My first Chinese omegle conversation!

Stranger: do you understand this"春哥纯爷们"
You: yeah
Stranger: .
Stranger: what's the next
You: do you understand this? 你是同性戀 (you're gay)
Stranger: MD你是SC的 (MD you are SC something)
You: 你是同性戀 (you're gay)
You: 去 (go)
Stranger: 你是同性恋 (you are gay)
You: 去世 (die)
Stranger: 哪来的你 (it comes to you)
You: 我昨天幹你女朋友如同龍 (I fucked your girlfriend yesterday like a dragon)
Stranger: 我昨天干你妈才生出的你 (I did it with your mother who just gave birth)
Stranger: 台巴子把你个傻逼 (the genitals are silly)

 

[Belligerent]

Stranger: a mysterious crate appears outside your door, attached is an envolope with some keys in. When you open the crate, you find me inside, gagged, wrists and ankles shackled with metal manacles. What do you do? Do you let me go, or do you chain me up in your house and keep me as your prisoner?
You: i blumpkin you
You: furiously
Stranger: for how long?
You: until you release