Talk to a random person

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: good afternoon
You: philadelphia boyslammer
Stranger: i know
You: people call me Fist McNasty
Stranger: whats that mean
You: i means i pummell boys...furiously
Stranger: ok,i see
You: whats your thoughts on that
 
The second one wasn't funny at all and the person that you were talking to seemed more confused by how silly it was than upset or shocked by it.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy doody!
Stranger: yo bro
You: whats goin on slice
Stranger: aww ya know, dawg, just chillin like a mofukka
You: section 8?
Stranger: yes
You: i figured
You: what did you have for dinner?
Stranger: penis
You: syrup sandwiches with kool aid
Stranger: awww yeah
You: the meal of champions
Stranger: damn straight
You: yo i got my 28" rims yesterday
Stranger: awww hell yeah, u be stylin now, dawg
Stranger: all them bitches be wantin to suck yo dick
You: im gunna put em on a 1983 Impala dawg
You: its worth 1900 dollaz
Stranger: shit son, thats how we do
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi. I'm black.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where u from
You: Can I interest you in some nuclear weapons plans?
You: Very high-grade
Stranger: hell no u piece of shit fuck u where r u from
You: The best Russia has to offer
Stranger: no fuck off
You: wanna cyber?
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This made me laugh.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: !
You: my face itches.
You: you?
Stranger: why?
You: fuck knows
Stranger: fine thnx
Stranger: f/m?
You: where are you from?
You: female
Stranger: nice
Stranger: holland
Stranger: you?
You: nice. Romania. It sucks. How was your day?
Stranger: my day was fine
Stranger: :p
Stranger: age?
You: 17. yours?
Stranger: almost 17 :p
You: hah, you're young. Star sign?
Stranger: lion

That's so sad. I was just about to tell him I was a Pisces. :p
 
You: hello there
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: here's to hoping you are not a freak =)
Stranger: how are you doing?
You: howz it going tonight
Stranger: not very well
You: why?
Stranger: there are some pretty rude men here today
You: hows your beaver shaved?
Stranger: in the words "I'm a guy who's fooling assholes online"
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Stranger: hi
You: Bond. James Bond.
You: and you?
Stranger: I'm Scaramanga
You: UP YOUR ASS, Scaramanga!
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Omegle rules.
 
I did a lengthy cyber with some chick and then she called me weird and disconnected. :erk:
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyyy oh
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: fuck no
You: u want cream of sum yung guy?
Stranger: ....i don't like "fuck"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/nyc
You: you?
Stranger: 22m, southbeach mia
Stranger: you have pics?
You: yeah
Stranger: Dynomite8509@gmail.com
Stranger: send and i will send mine
You: I wanna cyber in this window
You: Photo of a hot asian chick I knew in Hong Kong
Stranger: i wanna see you
You: I'm on the left
Stranger: sexy asian
You: with a nice tight pussy
Stranger: i have something you will like
Stranger: nice big cock to make your toes pop
You: bring it here, but wait, what's the scenario?
Stranger: dark,candles. i just got home from a long day at work
Stranger: and you are surprising me
Stranger: im really tired and swore
You: I'll help relax you
You: I come over to you seductively biting my lower lip
Stranger: i bite back, softly
Stranger: then move down and start issng your neck. you can hear my breathe and its turning you on
You: I breathe heavily, a bursts of ecstasy run through my body
Stranger: i run my hands down your back, slowly removing your shirt. and i notice you new sexy bra
You: I look into your eyes with a look of desire
You: waiting for you to make another move
Stranger: i pick you off your feet and take you to the jacuzzi softly kissing everypart i can as i walk
You: oh
Stranger: we kiss more undressing very quicky at this point, very wet and anxious to get in the jacuzzi i stop you and lay you on the patio chair kissing your chest as i go down
You: I moan, and whisper take me
You: take me
Stranger: your legs are extremly soft and i begen to kiss around your pussy feeling it twitch with desire
Stranger: i lick slowly, builidng up the anticipation to climax. i stop and start kissing you all the way back up to your beautiful lips
You: I moan softly, I look up and put my hands on your arms
Stranger: we make eye contact, and have an awkward staring moment. we decide to skip the jacuzzi and go straight to the bedroom eager for a long night of bliss
Stranger: i light candles in the room, straing into your beauty. i am frozen, without a move, lost in your eyes
You: I smile, opening my legs, beckoning you to come to me
Stranger: without hesitation i leap ontop of you kissing every space i can, i slowly slide my cock inside teasing you, making your pussy soaking wet and twitching with anticipation.
You: I moan again, I grab your shoulders, I want you even more now
Stranger: i begen to thrust, your moans of bliss encourage me to go faster, harder. i have found your spot and you cant get enough. my cock is rock hard and throbbing with pleasure, we lock eyes and realize this is perfect
You: oh, don't stop, keep going
Stranger: harder and faster your basicly screaming at this point, i slow down to catch my breath. i am tired from a long days work in the sun. i kiss you passionitly as i roll on to my back and pull you on me
You: I move up and down on your cock slowly, breathing and moaning softly as I do it
You: I lean over and kiss you passionately
You: s I slide your cock in and out
Stranger: my hands are all over your body enjoying every second
You: I slide faster
You: I grab your arms for leverage
Stranger: i begen to talk control again, flipping you on your hands and knees. i rub your nice little ass and play with your pussy before sliding my cock into you, but you push back, its obvious you want a lot more
You: I put my hands on the floor, I look back and smile
Stranger: as i thrust faster and faster it is becoming harder and harder for me to hold back my load
You: I scream
Stranger: i pull out and bust on your cute little ass, you turn around and the look on your face could only be described as pure pleasure. i give a little wink before learning over and kissing you
You: that was great, we should do it more often
Stranger: whew, im tired
You: I'm a 15 year old boy from baltimore
You: have a nice day
Stranger: me too
You: wut
Stranger: yup
Stranger: im 14 in md
Stranger: lol jokes on u
You: you too bro
Stranger: copy paste FTW
Stranger: weirdo
You: weird? you copied and pasted
Stranger: lol g-night azn girl
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Stranger: hi
You: Bag of old dirty mustard dicks
Stranger: yeap
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I inspired myself from the "omg wasp in my urethra" convo and it turned pretty faggy, 'cause I pretended I was a guy, well anyway.

Stranger: hi
You: I swallowed a wasp today :|
You: hey!
Stranger: awh sucks
You: has this ever happened to you?
You: yeah!
You: I mean
You: I was like holy fuck!
Stranger: Aw man
You: and then I just pah and it was gone
You: and then
You: I tried to somehow spit it out
You: and it was grosssss like shit
You: anyway
You: how's your life?
Stranger: good i guess
You: well yeah, not everyone swallows wasps everyday *sighs*
You: oh, but I can't tell you what happened to me last week!
Stranger: Why not :O
You: nah, you're just gonna think I'm a perv or a fag or whatever, but it was real misfortune, it's like EVERYTHING bad in this world happens to me
Stranger: Ah, nevermind, tell me
You: oh well, okay
You: last week I zipped my fucking foreskin up
You: can't describe the pain!
Stranger: Oh damn
Stranger: Wait, are you a guy?
You: yeah
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
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