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[Vimana]

I was going to suggest that he petition the prison be changed to "Marinara."

 

[Vimana]

If this girl wasn't playing along then I feel bad for her.

You: hey
Stranger: hii.
Stranger: whose there ?
You: Joe
You: who's there?
Stranger: chessy here .,
Stranger: asl ?
You: 16/m/baltimore
You: you?
Stranger: i`m 16.m.ina.
Stranger: baltimore ? .,
Stranger: *f
You: it's a city in the US
You: near DC
Stranger: ahh .,
Stranger: ?
Stranger: r u still student
You: yes
You: you?
Stranger: i`m too .,
Stranger: what about school there ?
You: it's boring
Stranger: why ?
You: because, no one is engaged
Stranger: a girl ?
Stranger: u mean ?
You: engaged can also mean focused
You: not like, engaged to be married
Stranger: u still child .,
You: yes
Stranger: r u ever making love ?
You: in school?
Stranger: anywhere .
You: well, in america we can do it in school
You: we don't call it making love
Stranger: cool .
You: we call it cranking the vampire
Stranger: i want that .,
You: to crank the vampire?
Stranger: cranking the vampire .,
Stranger: nice sound .,
Stranger: hahaha .,
You: would you like to crank the vampire with me?
Stranger: hemm .,'
Stranger: i like a big cock .
You: hahahaha "cock"
You: we don't call it cock
Stranger: what u call it ? .,
Stranger: how times u ever do it ?
You: we call it a tephilone
You: i never counted how many times I have cranked the vampire
Stranger: often ? .,
You: yes
Stranger: hahahaha .,
Stranger: tephilone .,
Stranger: first time i heard that .,
Stranger: u`ve a big tepholone ?
You: tephilone*
Stranger: oh sry tephilone .
You: yeah, I have a big tephilone
You: it's pretty long
Stranger: ohhh ...,
Stranger: i want it .,
Stranger: my ass .,
Stranger: still small guys .
You: what do you look like?
You: I need to see your hooters
Stranger: of course .,
You: can you do the lion dance?
Stranger: lion dance ?
You: like a chinese lion dance
You: but instead of us wearing a lion suit over, and us having clothes on
You: my dick is in your ass
Stranger: ahh .,
You:
Stranger: i think i like that .,
Stranger: NICE sense .
You: show me your hooters
You: and your face
You: and you can have my tephilone
Stranger: i did`t find ur link !
You: that doesn't matter, do you want my tephilone?
You: in a box?
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq
You: I can't see it
Stranger: i don`t know .,
Stranger: my link have hacker someone .,
Stranger: shiit .
Stranger: i want u tephilone .
Stranger: mhhh
You: where do you want it?
Stranger: send me ur link .
Stranger: i`m horny now .
You: http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/imgs/artists/reeder_scott/scott_reeder_american_dick.jpg
Stranger: what that .,
Stranger: ?
You: my tephilone
Stranger: i cant see ur tep !
You:
Stranger: no.
Stranger: thats just a picture .,
You: want to crank the vampire?
Stranger: not reality .
Stranger: if u can open in link http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq
You: I can't
Stranger: i think my link had been hacker by someone .,
You: I want to stick my tephilone in something!
You have disconnected.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You: *is neither a hot chick or someone you lost and are looking for*
Stranger: hey
You: HIP HIP HIP HEJ HEJ HEJ
Stranger: lol whats up
You: well
You: I got this lady
You: who is much older than me
You: she's 39
You: I'm 17
You: I got her pregnant
You:
Stranger: sounds like a problem
You: I really don't know what to do with my life
You: my parents live in another country
You: also
You: the lady is kind of abusive in a way
You: she is domineering
You: if that is the word
Stranger: fuck dude
Stranger: does she have money
You: she works in publishing
You: yes she has a considerable salary
You: at least
You: compared to mine
Stranger: man up and take care of it then
You: but I'm 17!
You: I was going to go to uni
You: it's so fucked up
Stranger: why cant you go to a uni
Stranger: still
You: I suppose it could work out
You: but I don't know
You: you know
You: when women are sexually like that
You: she may get sick of her 17 year old husband
Stranger: well you should of thought of that beforehand
You: I suppose
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: I take it you're male?
Stranger: yea
You: no but I mean this woman
You: I found out she used to go to this swingers club
You: it makes me feel really shitty and worried
You: about if she really could be faithful to me
Stranger: well you just have to see how it plays out
Stranger: thats the only thing you can do
Stranger: or you caould kill her
You: but it's not really a game is it
Stranger: just kidding
You: I have a daughter inside her
Stranger: im joking lol
Stranger: when did this happen
You: well we met when she came to the high school
You: I carried some stuff back to her truck for her
You: and she asked me to get in
You: and she was talking to me for like
You: an hour
You: that's how it started
Stranger: when did you get her preggers
You: well
You: yeah
You: October
You: she makes me kiss her feet and everything :S
You: cunnilingus
Stranger: cool
You: ?
Stranger: is she hot atleast
You: in a 39 year old woman kind of way
You: who hasn't had a facelift
You: she's pretty
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: besides the preggers part
Stranger: best of luck to you
Stranger: i gotta go
You: she looks like
You: this woman
You: http://files.myopera.com/ss5150/albums/427129/doro.jpg
You: but older
Stranger: nice

 

[Tonka Time]

Stranger: Hey
You: Good day to you
Stranger: Asl
You: 46/male/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Good day, to you!
You: Do you have Faith?
Stranger: faith in what
You: Ahhh but that is the question!
Stranger: well god isnt real
You: god? Ha of course he isn't I'm not talking about that!
Stranger: seems like it
Stranger: what ar eyou talking about then?
You: How many times do you look a your hand during the day?
You: You can't remember can you!
Stranger: not often. i have fat fingers so i dont look
You: Well of the times that you do have you seen a knuckle?
Stranger: yes
You: Ahhh now we are getting somewhere, you see the Grand Knuckle knows that you do this!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Omegle conversation log2010-01-26
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ralph pls go

You: Who's ralph
Stranger: Can you teach me how to troll ;-;?
You: Yeah. Just post a bunch of annoying shit on a forum until you get banned
Stranger: >forum lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Satanstoenail]

There's a whole bunch of not funny going on in this thread.

 

[Tonka Time]

It's pretty hard for it to be funny when the person you're talking to is also doing it for shits and giggles.

 

[SentinelSlain]

boohooo