Talk to a random person
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Evil?
omghaxlol!1
You: hi
Stranger: female?
You: yes
Stranger: Then er meplease cyb
Stranger: * then please cyber me
You: Are you into Pokemon?
Stranger: Bitch'
You: Oo yeah...I like it rough Pikachu. Thunderbolt me
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Stranger: female?
You: yes
Stranger: Then er meplease cyb
Stranger: * then please cyber me
You: Are you into Pokemon?
Stranger: Bitch'
You: Oo yeah...I like it rough Pikachu. Thunderbolt me
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Evil?
omghaxlol!1
Stranger: top 5 bands?
You: 1. Brokencyde
You: 2. Nickleback
You: 3. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
You: 4. Hanson
You: 5. Milli Vanilli
Stranger: #1. If you're being sarcastic, you're pretty funny. #2. if you're being serious, kill yourself.
You: ok
You: Would you like to debate?
You: What are you into?
Stranger: brutal death metal like korn, slipknot, trivium, bullet for my valentine, and disturbed
You: #1. If you're being sarcastic, you're pretty funny. #2. if you're being serious, kill yourself.
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You: 1. Brokencyde
You: 2. Nickleback
You: 3. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
You: 4. Hanson
You: 5. Milli Vanilli
Stranger: #1. If you're being sarcastic, you're pretty funny. #2. if you're being serious, kill yourself.
You: ok
You: Would you like to debate?
You: What are you into?
Stranger: brutal death metal like korn, slipknot, trivium, bullet for my valentine, and disturbed
You: #1. If you're being sarcastic, you're pretty funny. #2. if you're being serious, kill yourself.
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Evil?
omghaxlol!1
You: Hello there
Stranger: copa cabana
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: rio dejanerio
Stranger: USA vai se fudewr
You: I will get you yet Carmen Sandiego!!!
You: You won't get away this time
You: You mother fucker...I have played your game, 10,000 times and not yet caught you
You: You slippery bitch!!!
You: Now I know where you are
You: I am going...
You: TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!@
You: And to make it even better, I am going to take your fucking red coat, and hide it some foreign country, whose name you cannot even pronounce. Good luck douche!
You: What's wrong!? Run away from your computer, eh? I am tracing your IP whore! You are going down!!!
Stranger: ) - I don't mind.
You: Wow...how anti-climactic...thanks for ruining this!
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Stranger: copa cabana
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: portugal
Stranger: rio dejanerio
Stranger: USA vai se fudewr
You: I will get you yet Carmen Sandiego!!!
You: You won't get away this time
You: You mother fucker...I have played your game, 10,000 times and not yet caught you
You: You slippery bitch!!!
You: Now I know where you are
You: I am going...
You: TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!@
You: And to make it even better, I am going to take your fucking red coat, and hide it some foreign country, whose name you cannot even pronounce. Good luck douche!
You: What's wrong!? Run away from your computer, eh? I am tracing your IP whore! You are going down!!!
Stranger: ) - I don't mind.
You: Wow...how anti-climactic...thanks for ruining this!
You have disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup?
Stranger: 19.f.fl
You: would you bang a Tusken raider?
Stranger: no i only fuck humans
Stranger: sorry
You:
would you cuddle with a tusken raider?
Stranger: maybe
You: Spoon?
Stranger: i like spooning
You: lets take a long walk on the beach in single file to hide our numbers.
You: lets take a long walk on the beach in single file to hide our numbers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup?
Stranger: 19.f.fl
You: would you bang a Tusken raider?
Stranger: no i only fuck humans
Stranger: sorry
You:
would you cuddle with a tusken raider?Stranger: maybe
You: Spoon?
Stranger: i like spooning
You: lets take a long walk on the beach in single file to hide our numbers.
You: lets take a long walk on the beach in single file to hide our numbers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
divine_torture
leVel
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I gotta warn you, I'm a pimp
Stranger: pimp as in
You: I am probably smarter than you, smoother than you, or I can fight better than you
You: Most likely all 3
You: Word
Stranger: fucker. you think you got it all. well let me tell you somthin. compare to me your nothin
You: *smooth in action. I have body hair negating any chance of physical smoothness
You: My nothin' is your violent sexual debauchery
Stranger: wear you from kid
You: *where
You: Denver
You: And 'kid' would imply that you are my mental superior
You: You certainly are not my mental superior
Stranger: phs denver. such a pussy. im from philly bitch
You: The only thing Philly did was provide the world with the catch phrase "Yo Adrian, I did it!"...which was spewed from the mouth of a slightly retarded, made up character
Stranger: ifyou think your smarter than me. exsplane the pheory of strodingers cat
You: Oh, and the Philly cheesesteak
You: That's worthwhile too
You: "Exsplane the pheory"...that proves my point, Billy Bob
You: Mmmhmmm
Stranger: beat you dont know
Stranger: by the way. we got the world series. what now
You: It's SCHRODINGER's cat, asshole
You: Learn to spell
You: Except that the Phillies haven't actually won the World Series, nor does anyone care about it anymore
Stranger: im just learnin english asshole
Stranger: and ya we have
Stranger: last year bitch
You: I'm referring to this year, dill hole
You: Last year is an old meme, and your ignorance is a failed method to veil my eyes
Stranger: cunt
You: You type slower than my syphilis spreads
You: It took you 2 minutes to spell CUNT?!?
You: I lollicoastered around Philly
Stranger: shut up my momma died of syphilis
You: Really? You're going to feed me fodder like that?
Stranger: asshole
You: That's like getting a celebrity naked in public. The press will kill their career...much like I'll kill your feelings
You: Assholes can getcha syphilis
You: FUCK! TYPE FASTER!
Stranger: i hope you get cancer then die and your ashes are used in an ash tray. then some gaymoterfucker cums all over you dead body
You: You make me want to rape.
You: Go figure...the first thing you think of is CANCER and GAY SECKS
You: Typical Philly Jewsteak
Stranger: im not homophobic
You: No, you're an inverted heterosexual
Stranger: im just gonna type this slow to make you angry
You: No, you're going to type it slow because you're stupid
You: It's okay. I'm sure you use WINDOZE. TAKE THAT V5!
Stranger: could of had a v8
You: You don't realize it, but you've created some lulz for the futre
You: *future
Stranger: what
You: Nothing. Just know that you're faggy response was funnier than you think
You: Although, to be honest, a V8 sounds good
You: Almost as good as rape
Stranger: you sure are a pediphile arent ya
You: Rape implies that it's someone of age, dill hole
You: AND YOU, ASSHOLE, SHALL NOT REVOKE MY RIGHT TO ASSAULT IN A SEXUAL MANNER
Stranger: like i care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I gotta warn you, I'm a pimp
Stranger: pimp as in
You: I am probably smarter than you, smoother than you, or I can fight better than you
You: Most likely all 3
You: Word
Stranger: fucker. you think you got it all. well let me tell you somthin. compare to me your nothin
You: *smooth in action. I have body hair negating any chance of physical smoothness
You: My nothin' is your violent sexual debauchery
Stranger: wear you from kid
You: *where
You: Denver
You: And 'kid' would imply that you are my mental superior
You: You certainly are not my mental superior
Stranger: phs denver. such a pussy. im from philly bitch
You: The only thing Philly did was provide the world with the catch phrase "Yo Adrian, I did it!"...which was spewed from the mouth of a slightly retarded, made up character
Stranger: ifyou think your smarter than me. exsplane the pheory of strodingers cat
You: Oh, and the Philly cheesesteak
You: That's worthwhile too
You: "Exsplane the pheory"...that proves my point, Billy Bob
You: Mmmhmmm
Stranger: beat you dont know
Stranger: by the way. we got the world series. what now
You: It's SCHRODINGER's cat, asshole
You: Learn to spell
You: Except that the Phillies haven't actually won the World Series, nor does anyone care about it anymore
Stranger: im just learnin english asshole
Stranger: and ya we have
Stranger: last year bitch
You: I'm referring to this year, dill hole
You: Last year is an old meme, and your ignorance is a failed method to veil my eyes
Stranger: cunt
You: You type slower than my syphilis spreads
You: It took you 2 minutes to spell CUNT?!?
You: I lollicoastered around Philly
Stranger: shut up my momma died of syphilis
You: Really? You're going to feed me fodder like that?
Stranger: asshole
You: That's like getting a celebrity naked in public. The press will kill their career...much like I'll kill your feelings
You: Assholes can getcha syphilis
You: FUCK! TYPE FASTER!
Stranger: i hope you get cancer then die and your ashes are used in an ash tray. then some gaymoterfucker cums all over you dead body
You: You make me want to rape.
You: Go figure...the first thing you think of is CANCER and GAY SECKS
You: Typical Philly Jewsteak
Stranger: im not homophobic
You: No, you're an inverted heterosexual
Stranger: im just gonna type this slow to make you angry
You: No, you're going to type it slow because you're stupid
You: It's okay. I'm sure you use WINDOZE. TAKE THAT V5!
Stranger: could of had a v8
You: You don't realize it, but you've created some lulz for the futre
You: *future
Stranger: what
You: Nothing. Just know that you're faggy response was funnier than you think
You: Although, to be honest, a V8 sounds good
You: Almost as good as rape
Stranger: you sure are a pediphile arent ya
You: Rape implies that it's someone of age, dill hole
You: AND YOU, ASSHOLE, SHALL NOT REVOKE MY RIGHT TO ASSAULT IN A SEXUAL MANNER
Stranger: like i care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
viewerfromnihil
Vein-Marbled Tower
I'm pretty sure this is my first convo that I've posted...
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
You: Male or female?
Stranger: Male, you?
You: Same lol
Stranger: Ah, cool
You: Yeah, who needs girls anyways?
Stranger: Haha, yeah!
You: Other than sex they're useless
You: I can even cook better than most of those bitches
Stranger: Fuck yeah. If it weren't for those vagina's of there's...
You: Thank god there are flesh lights
Stranger: Discrete is key!
You: I just stick it in my BF's butthole and act like I'm not gay
Stranger: Hahaha, what the fuck?
You: Seriously man, try it
You: I do it with my roomate/bf all of the time
You: Less bitching, moar hetero sex
Stranger: Umm, I think I'll pass
You: I think you're missing out
Stranger: No offense
You: tis cool, I hate faggots too
Stranger: No, I think I'm pretty much set on pussy
You: Fake pussy is the way to go
Stranger: It feels weird on my real dick
Stranger: No thank you
You: Eww, you've tried it?
You: weirdo
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
You: Male or female?
Stranger: Male, you?
You: Same lol
Stranger: Ah, cool
You: Yeah, who needs girls anyways?
Stranger: Haha, yeah!
You: Other than sex they're useless
You: I can even cook better than most of those bitches
Stranger: Fuck yeah. If it weren't for those vagina's of there's...
You: Thank god there are flesh lights
Stranger: Discrete is key!
You: I just stick it in my BF's butthole and act like I'm not gay
Stranger: Hahaha, what the fuck?
You: Seriously man, try it
You: I do it with my roomate/bf all of the time
You: Less bitching, moar hetero sex
Stranger: Umm, I think I'll pass
You: I think you're missing out
Stranger: No offense
You: tis cool, I hate faggots too
Stranger: No, I think I'm pretty much set on pussy
You: Fake pussy is the way to go
Stranger: It feels weird on my real dick
Stranger: No thank you
You: Eww, you've tried it?
You: weirdo
You have disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
- 10,015
- 153
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Stranger: 4real
You: yeah
You: we got some cat spiders
You: some ayrabs
You: some injuns
Stranger: lol
You: some knee grows
Stranger: lol
You:
Stranger: k no more jokes
Stranger: 4real dis time
You: ok
You: I'm from england
Stranger: can i talk to quenn elizabeth
You: yeah
You: she said you owe her tax
Stranger: how much
You: £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Stranger: fuck i only have a penny
You: DAYM
You: get a job boi
Stranger: alrite ill work at mcdonalds
You: bring me some fries over
Stranger: wat size
You: and some models
You: supersize
Stranger: k
You: female models
Stranger: ill get u da ugliest models dats all we have over here
You: go to brazil then
You: get adriana limas female relatives
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: alrite
You:
Stranger: u want sum of da sexiest asians from asia
You: I like the brown ones more than the orientals tbh
Stranger: alrite ill get over der as soon as possible, b4 i leave want anything else
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: /
Stranger: /
Stranger: /
Stranger: /?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: HELOO
You: yeah
You: can I have some pineapple juice
You: some prawn cocktails
You: and snuggly wife with brown hair
You: who takes it up the rear
You: and likes have her feet touched
You: and uh
You: some chocolate biscuits
Stranger: s dat all
You: yeah
Stranger: k dat will b 5 dollars
You: I'll paypal it through
Stranger: k cya l8er
You: yeah
You: we got some cat spiders
You: some ayrabs
You: some injuns
Stranger: lol
You: some knee grows
Stranger: lol
You:
Stranger: k no more jokes
Stranger: 4real dis time
You: ok
You: I'm from england
Stranger: can i talk to quenn elizabeth
You: yeah
You: she said you owe her tax
Stranger: how much
You: £9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Stranger: fuck i only have a penny
You: DAYM
You: get a job boi
Stranger: alrite ill work at mcdonalds
You: bring me some fries over
Stranger: wat size
You: and some models
You: supersize
Stranger: k
You: female models
Stranger: ill get u da ugliest models dats all we have over here
You: go to brazil then
You: get adriana limas female relatives
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: alrite
You:
Stranger: u want sum of da sexiest asians from asia
You: I like the brown ones more than the orientals tbh
Stranger: alrite ill get over der as soon as possible, b4 i leave want anything else
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: /
Stranger: /
Stranger: /
Stranger: /?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: HELOO
You: yeah
You: can I have some pineapple juice
You: some prawn cocktails
You: and snuggly wife with brown hair
You: who takes it up the rear
You: and likes have her feet touched
You: and uh
You: some chocolate biscuits
Stranger: s dat all
You: yeah
Stranger: k dat will b 5 dollars
You: I'll paypal it through
Stranger: k cya l8er
Belligerent
Greekus Urungus
nice
supseudonymous
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Valerie
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- Aug 29, 2005
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diddykoi6
Stone Cold Metal
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/us
Stranger: cool im 19 m australia
You: awesome.
You: im black
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You: 18/f/us
Stranger: cool im 19 m australia
You: awesome.
You: im black
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Draehl
Lurker
Didn't save my convo, but we started chatting and I told them I was from Norway, the land of the grim and frostbitten. They laugh. Lo and behold they start speaking Norwegian to me and I have to fess up that I'm from the states. We end up talking about what our favorite foods are and about me tearing up parquet flooring all week.
Blind Guardian
Member
Chanakya
Orphaned Brother
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: from
You: new orleans. you?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: do u have msn
You: ya
Stranger: can I add u
You: xoxogirl91@hotmail.com
You: im black
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: I personality person
You: dont lie
You: i thought you were a bunch of racist assholes
You: are you a nazi ?
Stranger: no
You: i'm not a nazi
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm not german
Stranger: but I live in germany
You: then what are you?
You: a faggot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm turk
You: oh. you mean a faggot
Stranger: you?
You: im black
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I'm halfbred
You: im 100% niggah
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: have you ever had sex?
Stranger: can I add your msn
You: okay but after you tell me this
Stranger: no
Stranger: u
You: haha you fucking loser!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: from
You: new orleans. you?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: do u have msn
You: ya
Stranger: can I add u
You: xoxogirl91@hotmail.com
You: im black
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: I personality person
You: dont lie
You: i thought you were a bunch of racist assholes
You: are you a nazi ?
Stranger: no
You: i'm not a nazi
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm not german
Stranger: but I live in germany
You: then what are you?
You: a faggot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm turk
You: oh. you mean a faggot
Stranger: you?
You: im black
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I'm halfbred
You: im 100% niggah
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
You: have you ever had sex?
Stranger: can I add your msn
You: okay but after you tell me this
Stranger: no
Stranger: u
You: haha you fucking loser!!
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mutantllama
Active Member
Vimana
Member
- Mar 2, 2007
- 11,671
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You: hey
Stranger: Please help
Stranger: I'm being held against my will in an underwater prison called Marina.
Stranger: Once I'm caught accessing this channel I'll be in trouble, so please hurry.
You: Do they have anchovies?
Stranger: Well, yes, there are anchovies in the kitchen, and perhaps in the ocean too.
Stranger: But I don't see how they will be of any use.
You: You will enjoy the prison if you eat more anchovies.
You: They are quite delicious, you see.
Stranger: Is that you, Mr. Sentience?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Eek!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Please help
Stranger: I'm being held against my will in an underwater prison called Marina.
Stranger: Once I'm caught accessing this channel I'll be in trouble, so please hurry.
You: Do they have anchovies?
Stranger: Well, yes, there are anchovies in the kitchen, and perhaps in the ocean too.
Stranger: But I don't see how they will be of any use.
You: You will enjoy the prison if you eat more anchovies.
You: They are quite delicious, you see.
Stranger: Is that you, Mr. Sentience?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Eek!
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Evil?
omghaxlol!1
I love when people try and be weird and you go right along with it. Those convos are the most fun.
