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Blind Guardian
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Stranger: im korean
You: i'm a washing machine, use me
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What's even more brilliant about this is that I replied in like 1 second.
You: i'm a washing machine, use me
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What's even more brilliant about this is that I replied in like 1 second.
SweptbackFlame
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Something in My Eye
- Jan 12, 2009
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LOL just had an epic convo:
You: hey
Stranger: hi hi
You: want to have some surprise buttsecks?
Stranger: what's "buttsecks" mean?
You: well
You: first i'd have to ask how old you are
Stranger: i'm a foreigner~~!
You: ok
You: well buttsecks is very simple, but surprise buttsecks is a little different
Stranger: i
You: it involves a 6' 2" man coming around the corner wearing black tights grabbing you by the neck and throwing you down on the ground
You: he then proceeds to rip off your pants with his bare hands, then inserting his giant yogurt cannon in your butthole
You: he will unload about 3 fl oz of yogurt into your anus and then leave you disgraced in the middle of the curb
You: so.....do you want to have some surprise buttsecks?
Stranger: oh```shut up your fucking mouth
You: you understand? comprende? capische? buttsecks??!!
Stranger: r u sure your spelling all right?
You: have you ever been to america?
Stranger: no ,but i want to visit
You: have you heard of the grand canyon?
Stranger: u r a american?
You: answer my question
Stranger: i hane learned it from my lesson
You: well you won't need to visit america after I'm done with you, your asshole will be gaping wider than the motherfucking grand canyon you hear me?
You: have you ever bent over for another man and taken it like a whore from athens?
Stranger: how abominable u r
You: Do you spit or swallow?
Stranger: n
Stranger: u r a boy? a fat boy?
You: do you like fat boys?
Stranger: of couse not~!
Stranger: that's impossible
You: what is impossible? that you love fat boys? that you love to take the cock up the rectum?
You: you sir, are mistaken
You: where are you from?
Stranger: am~~~China
You: I've always wondered, does everyone get equal amounts of surprise buttsecks in a communist nation?
You: Hey assmunch answer the fucking question
Stranger: You've gone too far!
You: Yeah...too far up your butthole!! I think I've pierced your liver
You: Hey chinkfaced butt-voyager, tell me, have you ever grabbed another mans scrotum tightly?
Stranger: Enough is enough!
You: Like a real clench-fisted grip
You: That's like 3 questions that you haven't answered yet, you pioneer of the anus
You: ok do you have any questions for me?
Stranger: r u a bad man?
Stranger: the answeris:yes
You: So you have indeed clenched another mans penis?
You: Perhaps you would like to grab mine?
Stranger: tell the truthes,you really make me sick
You: Any more questions?
Stranger: no ,how boring r u
You: What music do you listen to?
Stranger: Jay Chow,have u heard it?
You: Do you want to Chow down on my cock?
You: only if you swallow though
Stranger: no
You: Do you listen to Death Metal?
You: you type slower than a dead dog for fucks sake speed it up
You: have you eaten dog for breakfast today by the way?
Stranger: 【死亡金属的特点】
　　1.这些乐队的演奏极其朴实，不象普通重金属乐队，在乐器上加许多效果器，或是用点弦、大小泛音等花哨指法。然而他们的音乐一听就是“金属”味，噪而重，从乐器到主唱的噪音都有噪音成分，而且配合巧妙，有种出人意料的效果，并将“金属乐”这个概念表达得淋漓尽致。
　　2.这些乐队很突出的一点就是鼓的节奏异常惊人，他们采用双面双槌脚鼓，双脚轮踩，其速度之快难以言表。第二是铙（CYMBOL）的运用，比一般的乐队快而频繁的多，声音刺耳。第三是鼓的运用似乎代替了普通金属中的吉他独奏，占比重很大。
　　3.主唱的噪音基本上用“吼”（低）和“嚎”（高）两种，而且大部分主唱用真嗓，而非靠麦克风或录音技术做出来的。
　　4.反宗教意识非常明显，从乐队名到歌名，大量涉及宗教名词，晦涩难懂。内容多涉及死亡、虐待、精神错乱、人格分裂、道德危机等等。总体上反映人类社会的阴暗面，所以这种音乐本身也显得黑暗、丑陋，就象死尸散发着恶臭一样。
　　5.封面设计充满血淋淋的人体残片，或是人的肌肉神经解剖图，或是被钉在十字架上的死人，或是恐怖电影中的恶魔形象，一看就让人不自在。
　　6.每个专辑都象流水一样，没有任何停顿喘气的机会，鼓手自始至终快速击打，贝司和吉他发出巨大刺耳的爆炸声，主唱的高低兽吼都让人感到无法忍受，这是对人类听觉系统的巨大考验（摧残），当你摘下耳机时，会有一种如释重负的轻松感。
　　7.没有性和毒品的成分。 “死亡金属”是一代人忧虑怒吼，表明了青少年们有些不对劲。不管你父母怎么讨厌它，这是进入金属暴力世界的最后一班火车。METALLICA乐
You: WTF?!
You: hey
Stranger: hi hi
You: want to have some surprise buttsecks?
Stranger: what's "buttsecks" mean?
You: well
You: first i'd have to ask how old you are
Stranger: i'm a foreigner~~!
You: ok
You: well buttsecks is very simple, but surprise buttsecks is a little different
Stranger: i
You: it involves a 6' 2" man coming around the corner wearing black tights grabbing you by the neck and throwing you down on the ground
You: he then proceeds to rip off your pants with his bare hands, then inserting his giant yogurt cannon in your butthole
You: he will unload about 3 fl oz of yogurt into your anus and then leave you disgraced in the middle of the curb
You: so.....do you want to have some surprise buttsecks?
Stranger: oh```shut up your fucking mouth
You: you understand? comprende? capische? buttsecks??!!
Stranger: r u sure your spelling all right?
You: have you ever been to america?
Stranger: no ,but i want to visit
You: have you heard of the grand canyon?
Stranger: u r a american?
You: answer my question
Stranger: i hane learned it from my lesson
You: well you won't need to visit america after I'm done with you, your asshole will be gaping wider than the motherfucking grand canyon you hear me?
You: have you ever bent over for another man and taken it like a whore from athens?
Stranger: how abominable u r
You: Do you spit or swallow?
Stranger: n
Stranger: u r a boy? a fat boy?
You: do you like fat boys?
Stranger: of couse not~!
Stranger: that's impossible
You: what is impossible? that you love fat boys? that you love to take the cock up the rectum?
You: you sir, are mistaken
You: where are you from?
Stranger: am~~~China
You: I've always wondered, does everyone get equal amounts of surprise buttsecks in a communist nation?
You: Hey assmunch answer the fucking question
Stranger: You've gone too far!
You: Yeah...too far up your butthole!! I think I've pierced your liver
You: Hey chinkfaced butt-voyager, tell me, have you ever grabbed another mans scrotum tightly?
Stranger: Enough is enough!
You: Like a real clench-fisted grip
You: That's like 3 questions that you haven't answered yet, you pioneer of the anus
You: ok do you have any questions for me?
Stranger: r u a bad man?
Stranger: the answeris:yes
You: So you have indeed clenched another mans penis?
You: Perhaps you would like to grab mine?
Stranger: tell the truthes,you really make me sick
You: Any more questions?
Stranger: no ,how boring r u
You: What music do you listen to?
Stranger: Jay Chow,have u heard it?
You: Do you want to Chow down on my cock?
You: only if you swallow though
Stranger: no
You: Do you listen to Death Metal?
You: you type slower than a dead dog for fucks sake speed it up
You: have you eaten dog for breakfast today by the way?
Stranger: 【死亡金属的特点】
　　1.这些乐队的演奏极其朴实，不象普通重金属乐队，在乐器上加许多效果器，或是用点弦、大小泛音等花哨指法。然而他们的音乐一听就是“金属”味，噪而重，从乐器到主唱的噪音都有噪音成分，而且配合巧妙，有种出人意料的效果，并将“金属乐”这个概念表达得淋漓尽致。
　　2.这些乐队很突出的一点就是鼓的节奏异常惊人，他们采用双面双槌脚鼓，双脚轮踩，其速度之快难以言表。第二是铙（CYMBOL）的运用，比一般的乐队快而频繁的多，声音刺耳。第三是鼓的运用似乎代替了普通金属中的吉他独奏，占比重很大。
　　3.主唱的噪音基本上用“吼”（低）和“嚎”（高）两种，而且大部分主唱用真嗓，而非靠麦克风或录音技术做出来的。
　　4.反宗教意识非常明显，从乐队名到歌名，大量涉及宗教名词，晦涩难懂。内容多涉及死亡、虐待、精神错乱、人格分裂、道德危机等等。总体上反映人类社会的阴暗面，所以这种音乐本身也显得黑暗、丑陋，就象死尸散发着恶臭一样。
　　5.封面设计充满血淋淋的人体残片，或是人的肌肉神经解剖图，或是被钉在十字架上的死人，或是恐怖电影中的恶魔形象，一看就让人不自在。
　　6.每个专辑都象流水一样，没有任何停顿喘气的机会，鼓手自始至终快速击打，贝司和吉他发出巨大刺耳的爆炸声，主唱的高低兽吼都让人感到无法忍受，这是对人类听觉系统的巨大考验（摧残），当你摘下耳机时，会有一种如释重负的轻松感。
　　7.没有性和毒品的成分。 “死亡金属”是一代人忧虑怒吼，表明了青少年们有些不对劲。不管你父母怎么讨厌它，这是进入金属暴力世界的最后一班火车。METALLICA乐
You: WTF?!
False Joe
Who cares.
I'll admit, I laughed at
"Stranger: Jay Chow,have u heard it?
You: Do you want to Chow down on my cock?"
But not much else.
"Stranger: Jay Chow,have u heard it?
You: Do you want to Chow down on my cock?"
But not much else.
Doomguy
This is huh, wow...
Stranger: heyy
You: 卐
Stranger: :O
Stranger: that isnt funny
Stanger: my grandma was killed by nazis
You: i lol'd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: 卐
Stranger: :O
Stranger: that isnt funny
Stanger: my grandma was killed by nazis
You: i lol'd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Blind Guardian
Member
You: hey
Stranger: Hello
You: when i'm in hell you can talk to my ghost
Stranger: Nice
You:
Stranger: When I'm in hell I'll be too busy getting my ass kicked to do much else
You: Yeah, that's what they do to pedophiles like you my friend
Stranger: Spell it right at least. If you're going to be a cunt, do it correctly.
You: where was the error then?
Stranger: There's an A in there where I'm from.
You: in the word "there"? what?
You: you're confusing my friend
Stranger: In the word Paedophile, and there is no reason to be calling me your friend, as you have been nothing but insulting so far.
You: if you're going to be a wise ass, do it correctly my friend, there's no A in there
Stranger: There is in this country.
You: then you don't live in an english speaking country, my friend
Stranger: I'm not being a wise ass, I am just wondering what it so wrong with you, that you have to use this website to insult people.
Stranger: I'm from england, we spell things properly here.
You: Well, when did I insult you, friend? Please point it out for me.
Stranger: You called me a paedophile.
You: We were joking about being in hell, you were in on it too, since you talked about yourself being in hell in the future, my friend.
You: You can't take a joke?
Stranger: No, clearly I can't.
You: Then you need to loosen up, friend. You can't go through life with "a stick in your ass", pardon my French.
Stranger: It's not french. I am usually quite a humourous person, but in this case being called a paedophile didn't tickle my funny bone.
You: "pardon my French" is a saying, referring to a previous phrase that's not meant to be taken in the wrong way
Stranger: You really don't need to keep explaining your phrases to me, I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
You: You know, most people would consider you the asshole, first overreacting to my joke, then criticizing my English, when I'm not a native English speaker.
Stranger: People can think of me how they like, I've been called so many fucking things it just doesn't bother me anymore. All I'm trying to say is, joke or not, calling a random stranger a paedophile might be taken the wrong way, or atleast I took it the wrong way.
You: Why do you write on another "board", after which you copy and paste your text here? Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for a chatboard, my friend.
Stranger: I am pretty confused, what do you mean?
You: Oh, don't bother with it, I'm not arsed to explain it to you.
Stranger: And I thought I was the one with a stick up my arse.
You: And you were correct in those thoughts of yours, indeed you were.
Stranger: Thanks very much, means alot coming from someone I don't even know
You: A tip; it's the internet, get used to it, my pals.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hello
You: when i'm in hell you can talk to my ghost
Stranger: Nice
You:
Stranger: When I'm in hell I'll be too busy getting my ass kicked to do much else
You: Yeah, that's what they do to pedophiles like you my friend
Stranger: Spell it right at least. If you're going to be a cunt, do it correctly.
You: where was the error then?
Stranger: There's an A in there where I'm from.
You: in the word "there"? what?
You: you're confusing my friend
Stranger: In the word Paedophile, and there is no reason to be calling me your friend, as you have been nothing but insulting so far.
You: if you're going to be a wise ass, do it correctly my friend, there's no A in there
Stranger: There is in this country.
You: then you don't live in an english speaking country, my friend
Stranger: I'm not being a wise ass, I am just wondering what it so wrong with you, that you have to use this website to insult people.
Stranger: I'm from england, we spell things properly here.
You: Well, when did I insult you, friend? Please point it out for me.
Stranger: You called me a paedophile.
You: We were joking about being in hell, you were in on it too, since you talked about yourself being in hell in the future, my friend.
You: You can't take a joke?
Stranger: No, clearly I can't.
You: Then you need to loosen up, friend. You can't go through life with "a stick in your ass", pardon my French.
Stranger: It's not french. I am usually quite a humourous person, but in this case being called a paedophile didn't tickle my funny bone.
You: "pardon my French" is a saying, referring to a previous phrase that's not meant to be taken in the wrong way
Stranger: You really don't need to keep explaining your phrases to me, I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
You: You know, most people would consider you the asshole, first overreacting to my joke, then criticizing my English, when I'm not a native English speaker.
Stranger: People can think of me how they like, I've been called so many fucking things it just doesn't bother me anymore. All I'm trying to say is, joke or not, calling a random stranger a paedophile might be taken the wrong way, or atleast I took it the wrong way.
You: Why do you write on another "board", after which you copy and paste your text here? Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for a chatboard, my friend.
Stranger: I am pretty confused, what do you mean?
You: Oh, don't bother with it, I'm not arsed to explain it to you.
Stranger: And I thought I was the one with a stick up my arse.
You: And you were correct in those thoughts of yours, indeed you were.
Stranger: Thanks very much, means alot coming from someone I don't even know
You: A tip; it's the internet, get used to it, my pals.
You have disconnected.
Vimana
Member
- Mar 2, 2007
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You: I just wanna sex
Stranger: i see
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: I just wanna sex
Stranger: ok
You: Do you wanna sex?
You: I just wanna sex
Stranger: sure
You: You start
You: I just wanna sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: My dick is like a fruit by the foot; the fun goes on and on.
Stranger: I have a asshole
You: Asshole?! That is one of the most powerful monsters in all of duel monsters!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: I just wanna sex
Stranger: ok
You: Do you wanna sex?
You: I just wanna sex
Stranger: sure
You: You start
You: I just wanna sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: My dick is like a fruit by the foot; the fun goes on and on.
Stranger: I have a asshole
You: Asshole?! That is one of the most powerful monsters in all of duel monsters!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hI
Stranger: asl
You: I liked the last person i was tal;king to, can you pretend to be the,
You: them*
Stranger: how old where they
You: not sure but their typing was pretty sexy
You: we were talking about satan before I was disconnected
You: I think he is a rad dude. Opinion?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: hI
Stranger: asl
You: I liked the last person i was tal;king to, can you pretend to be the,
You: them*
Stranger: how old where they
You: not sure but their typing was pretty sexy
You: we were talking about satan before I was disconnected
You: I think he is a rad dude. Opinion?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you worship Satan?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you worship Satan?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my dick itches
Stranger: Thanks for sharing?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my dick itches
Stranger: Thanks for sharing?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Who woyuld win in a arm wrestling match, God or Lemmy?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Who woyuld win in a arm wrestling match, God or Lemmy?
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divine_torture
leVel
Trick question: Lemmy is god.
But that movie was awful. Only good part was Lemmy's cameo. Plus the cop ripping off the dude's nipple ring; I've always wanted to do that.
divine_torture
leVel
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail Satan
Stranger: HIde the body
You: Then Hail Satan
You: ?
You: You type slower than my syphilis spreads
Stranger: The cops are coming Hide It ! then i ll hail satan!
You: Lulzy
Stranger: Hide the body!
Stranger: no time for wise cracks!
Stranger: I hear the sirens.
You: Bodies don't need to hide. I'll just rape it, and they will think I'm having sex and leave
Stranger: SLUT!
You: The body?
Stranger: D:
You: Bodies can't be sluts
Stranger: it's a guy...
You: Shit happens
You: Better to rape a body now than to be raped by negroes in PRISON
Stranger: Stans out back with the car.
You: Get it?
You: Shit?
Stranger: NO TIME FOR RAPEING.
You: There's ALWAYS time for rape, asshole
Stranger: Knock knock.
You: You can take my right to make love with strippers, but not to RAPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail Satan
Stranger: HIde the body
You: Then Hail Satan
You: ?
You: You type slower than my syphilis spreads
Stranger: The cops are coming Hide It ! then i ll hail satan!
You: Lulzy
Stranger: Hide the body!
Stranger: no time for wise cracks!
Stranger: I hear the sirens.
You: Bodies don't need to hide. I'll just rape it, and they will think I'm having sex and leave
Stranger: SLUT!
You: The body?
Stranger: D:
You: Bodies can't be sluts
Stranger: it's a guy...
You: Shit happens
You: Better to rape a body now than to be raped by negroes in PRISON
Stranger: Stans out back with the car.
You: Get it?
You: Shit?
Stranger: NO TIME FOR RAPEING.
You: There's ALWAYS time for rape, asshole
Stranger: Knock knock.
You: You can take my right to make love with strippers, but not to RAPE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: from?
Stranger: sal?
Stranger: asl
You: 22/m/michigan
Stranger: USA
Stranger: there?
You: yes
You: Do you liek ghostbusters?
Stranger: yes.....i like
You: Bill Murray fills my dick with Blood
You: I am a proffesional Rap artist
Stranger: oh......!!!
Stranger: cool
You: have you heard of me maybe? Lil Wayne?
Stranger: sorry...~
You: Oh I am pretty big around here. you should youtube me
Stranger: en.......how old are u?
You: 27
You: my friend just farted
You: it is very smelly. Like one thousand jew corpses
Stranger: OK......i will youtube me
Stranger: jew corpses
You: I am so lonely
You: I jsut want someone to love and to love me back
Stranger: maybe...because you are a artist
You: It makes it more difficult for me to relate to regular people. But you seem special.
Stranger: but if somebody love you how can you creat a art?
You: Art comes from both pain and love. I wanna know what Love is, and I want you to show me.
You: are you a cripple or justt a really slow typist?
Stranger: there is not love in the world .but if you care somebody .someone will care u
Stranger: you think that love
Stranger: but it is not
You: I would do anything for love, but i won't do that.
Stranger: my ehgliah is poor
Stranger: sorry
You: where are you from?
You: CHINA!
Stranger: CHINA....
Stranger: oh
You: I knew it. your engrish is apparet
You: apparent
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i do not believe love
You: I have yellow fever. do you have the cure?
Stranger: but i try care someone else
You: you were hurt in the past yes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: just wait
Stranger: someone will love you
You: Will you?
Stranger: i am m
You: That does not matter to me.
Stranger: oh~
You: Is it true you people have tails?
Stranger: long long ago
You: Not recently?
Stranger: no chinese 'S history is so long .......about300 years ago
You: I must have been misinformed.
Stranger: but 80 years ago someoe have
You: Do you know Macho Man Randy Savage?
Stranger: who is he?
You: I think he may have had a tail. But he was white.
You: also, he didn't have any magic powers
You: and I am pretty sure he is poor at math
Stranger: ......hummor
You: I worship Satan. Is that a problem?
Stranger: how do you creat one thing?
Stranger: no
You: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Stranger: talent
You: that makes no sense
You: Do you know karate?
Stranger: yes of course
You: Wow cool.
Stranger: u learned that?
Stranger: i want learn
You: No I am defenseless in a fight.
You: Us real Americans use big guns
Stranger: machine make people stronger ....maybe karate is just a culture
You: that is so true. I got a cyborg arm and I can lift at least three times and much and bend steal bars.
Stranger: likes a film
You: Did you set me up the bomb?
You: I need to play more counterstrike source with my friend. do you like games on the interwebs as is the way of your people?
You: Do you believe in manifest destiny?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i think most chinese believe
Stranger: u can not fight
You: fight what?
Stranger: u are so small
You: are you saying my penis is small? You are the asian one.
Stranger: just destiny
Stranger: no
Stranger: just power to change destiny
You: Like magical power?
Stranger: yes ......
You: Holy shit. Like Dragonball Z?
Stranger: we do not have
Stranger: no
You: Ok, this has gone on for too long. i really jsut wanted a funny convo for the GMD social forum, You you have a good night.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: from?
Stranger: sal?
Stranger: asl
You: 22/m/michigan
Stranger: USA
Stranger: there?
You: yes
You: Do you liek ghostbusters?
Stranger: yes.....i like
You: Bill Murray fills my dick with Blood
You: I am a proffesional Rap artist
Stranger: oh......!!!
Stranger: cool
You: have you heard of me maybe? Lil Wayne?
Stranger: sorry...~
You: Oh I am pretty big around here. you should youtube me
Stranger: en.......how old are u?
You: 27
You: my friend just farted
You: it is very smelly. Like one thousand jew corpses
Stranger: OK......i will youtube me
Stranger: jew corpses
You: I am so lonely
You: I jsut want someone to love and to love me back
Stranger: maybe...because you are a artist
You: It makes it more difficult for me to relate to regular people. But you seem special.
Stranger: but if somebody love you how can you creat a art?
You: Art comes from both pain and love. I wanna know what Love is, and I want you to show me.
You: are you a cripple or justt a really slow typist?
Stranger: there is not love in the world .but if you care somebody .someone will care u
Stranger: you think that love
Stranger: but it is not
You: I would do anything for love, but i won't do that.
Stranger: my ehgliah is poor
Stranger: sorry
You: where are you from?
You: CHINA!
Stranger: CHINA....
Stranger: oh
You: I knew it. your engrish is apparet
You: apparent
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i do not believe love
You: I have yellow fever. do you have the cure?
Stranger: but i try care someone else
You: you were hurt in the past yes?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: just wait
Stranger: someone will love you
You: Will you?
Stranger: i am m
You: That does not matter to me.
Stranger: oh~
You: Is it true you people have tails?
Stranger: long long ago
You: Not recently?
Stranger: no chinese 'S history is so long .......about300 years ago
You: I must have been misinformed.
Stranger: but 80 years ago someoe have
You: Do you know Macho Man Randy Savage?
Stranger: who is he?
You: I think he may have had a tail. But he was white.
You: also, he didn't have any magic powers
You: and I am pretty sure he is poor at math
Stranger: ......hummor
You: I worship Satan. Is that a problem?
Stranger: how do you creat one thing?
Stranger: no
You: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Stranger: talent
You: that makes no sense
You: Do you know karate?
Stranger: yes of course
You: Wow cool.
Stranger: u learned that?
Stranger: i want learn
You: No I am defenseless in a fight.
You: Us real Americans use big guns
Stranger: machine make people stronger ....maybe karate is just a culture
You: that is so true. I got a cyborg arm and I can lift at least three times and much and bend steal bars.
Stranger: likes a film
You: Did you set me up the bomb?
You: I need to play more counterstrike source with my friend. do you like games on the interwebs as is the way of your people?
You: Do you believe in manifest destiny?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i think most chinese believe
Stranger: u can not fight
You: fight what?
Stranger: u are so small
You: are you saying my penis is small? You are the asian one.
Stranger: just destiny
Stranger: no
Stranger: just power to change destiny
You: Like magical power?
Stranger: yes ......
You: Holy shit. Like Dragonball Z?
Stranger: we do not have
Stranger: no
You: Ok, this has gone on for too long. i really jsut wanted a funny convo for the GMD social forum, You you have a good night.
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divine_torture
leVel
Ha@the last line. What's funny is you had that goal, and realized it failed. Then you pointed it out. See guys? The funny is in the fail/point out. Some UM users could take a lesson from Evil?.
diddykoi6
Stone Cold Metal
i love this Stranger: my ehgliah is poor
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Stranger: sex
You: is fun
Stranger: IK
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You: ?
You: AVERAGE SALAMANDER LENGTH??
Stranger: age sex<3 location
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You: i prefer average salamander length
You: im 48 male canada
Stranger: ahhhhh
Stranger: pedifiles
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