Talk to a random person

Stranger: how do u feel about uncircumsized men
You: fuck off jewboy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: are you there, god? it's me, hailey.
You: j'aime aller a la patinoire
Stranger: oh what the fuck i don't know french
You: me neither
Stranger: oh ahahha
Stranger: whats happening
You: i have penis gout
Stranger: penis out, or penis gout?
Stranger: is that a penis mold?
You: it is gout.... of the penis
Stranger: oh, instead i wish it was penis out
You: yea so do i
Stranger: how do you fix the gout
You: one does not fix the gout. the gout fixes one.
Stranger: can you still fuck bitches with the gout
You: yea but it burns.... a lot
Stranger: to have sex? you're fucked then.
Stranger: i feel bad for you.
You: technically i'm the opposite of fucked
Stranger: techically you are
Stranger: i hope the gout fixes you
You: ARGGHHHHH MY GOUT ARGGGHHHHHHH ITS TAKING OVER MY BODY
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: oh god my balls they sing tales of woe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: AARGHHH A WASP IN MY URETHRA
Stranger: what ?
You: CALL AN AMBULANCE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: QUIT SCHMOKIN PAWT.
You: FUCK YOU COON
Stranger: Ouch. i bet your black and upset arent yah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: GO
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: hi
Stranger: giggity
You: hmmm
You: ?
Stranger: a/s/l?
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: AHAHHAAHAHA
Stranger: GARY?
You: OMG YES!
Stranger: wait a minute....GARY!!!!!
You: LARRY!!!!!!!
Stranger: ahhh gary
Stranger: GAY
Stranger: GARY*
Stranger: ops
Stranger: I have failed
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, wanna cyber?
Stranger: hi, no
Stranger: you sick sick man
You: WELL FUCK YOU THEN
Stranger: get a life really
Stranger: go to a brotherl for god sakes
You: MY LIFE IS JUST FINE THANKS
Stranger: go jack off to some porn like normal pp
You: *starts wanking furiously*
Stranger: GOODBYE
Stranger: i bet you're not
You: fuck yeah
You: keep talking to me just like that
Stranger: lol
You: i lost my hard on
You: lols just don't do it for me
Stranger: what does it for you?
You: perhaps an OMG
Stranger: OMG
You: oh fuck yeah
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yes? speak
Stranger: hi there
You: you wanted to ask me something?
Stranger: well,do you want me to?
You: um, whatever
Stranger: hm, what colour is your toothbrush?
You: SIEG HEIL 卐
Stranger: that's just lame
You: sorry
Stranger: ok
You: fucking jew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i love you
Stranger: are you a korean boy?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
no country for old wainds said:
Stranger: are you there, god? it's me, hailey.
You: j'aime aller a la patinoire
Stranger: oh what the fuck i don't know french
You: me neither
Stranger: oh ahahha
Stranger: whats happening
You: i have penis gout
Stranger: penis out, or penis gout?
Stranger: is that a penis mold?
You: it is gout.... of the penis
Stranger: oh, instead i wish it was penis out
You: yea so do i
Stranger: how do you fix the gout
You: one does not fix the gout. the gout fixes one.
Stranger: can you still fuck bitches with the gout
You: yea but it burns.... a lot
Stranger: to have sex? you're fucked then.
Stranger: i feel bad for you.
You: technically i'm the opposite of fucked
Stranger: techically you are
Stranger: i hope the gout fixes you
You: ARGGHHHHH MY GOUT ARGGGHHHHHHH ITS TAKING OVER MY BODY
You have disconnected.
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FTW!
 
Ross said:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Ross said:
Stranger: KEVIN IS DROWNING
Stranger: SAVE HIM
Stranger: HURRY
Stranger: HE CAN'T SWIM
Stranger: DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU FOOL
You: OH DEAR GOD
You: *throwas rope*
Stranger: HE HAS NO ARMS
Stranger: HOW CAN HE HOLD ONTO A ROPE
You: OH SHIT
You: HIS TEETHE
You: BITE THE ROPE KEVIN
You: BIIIIIITE ITTTT
Stranger: KEVIN DON'T GIVE UP NOW
Stranger: HE'S GETTING WEAK
You: OH CHRIST THINK OF HIS FAMILY
Stranger: QUICK, OFFER HIM YOUR PENIS
You: OH SHIT
You: NEED TO GET ERECT
You: CMON JESSICA ALBA GET ME HARD
Stranger: ( . ) Y ( . ) I OFFER YOU MY TITTIES
You: YES YES
THAT HELPS
Stranger: FAP FASTER
You: SOOOOO CLOOOOOSSSSEE
Stranger: HASTE
You: YES
You: KEVIN GOT IT
You: I NEED YOU TO FAP ME
Stranger: RIGHT, TEAMWORK
You: SO IT CAN GET SMALLER AND I CAN REEL KEVIN IN
You: GOGO
Stranger: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
You: YOUR GOING TO SLOW
Stranger: I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL
You: FFFFAAAASSSTEEERRR
You: OH FUCK
You: I HAV HIV
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: THIS IS MY KARMA
You: KEVIN IS ON LAND
Stranger: MOUTH 2 MOUTH
You: I HAVE NO BREATH
You: MUST.....USE.....COK...
Stranger: I WILL DO IT, YOU FAPPING BASTARD
You: OH DO IT DO IT
Stranger: YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS COCK
You: ITS ALL I HAVE TO OFFER
Stranger: SUCH A SMALL OFFER
You: INDEED
Stranger: BOOM
Stranger: ROASTED
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: MOTHER FUUUUUCCKEEERR
Stranger: I AM THE VICTOR
You: EPIC FAIL
Stranger: YOU HAS FAIL, I WIN
You: IM SOO ASHAMED
Stranger: AT LEAST YOU HELPED SAVE A LIFE
You: I SUPPOSE, SOME GOD CAM OUT OF THIS
You: WAIT WTF!!!
You: KEVIN IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK
You: KEVIN...............PASSED AWAY
Stranger: WHY MUST YOU SPITE US GOD!!!!
You: OH JESUS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
Stranger: YOU'RE MY BOY, KEV
You: HE THE BROTHER I NEVER HAD
Stranger: NOW TO RAPE HIS SISTER
You: SHES IN SHOCK
You: TAKE ADVANTAGE
You: SHES FUCKING PARALYZED
Stranger: I WILL INFILTRATE FROM THE REAR
You: ILL TAKE MOUTH
Stranger: THIS IS FOR YOU KEVIN
You: TEAMWORK AGAIN *hai fajv*
Stranger: YA US!! *low five*
You: ILL THINK OF KEVIN THE WHOLE TIME
You: I LOVE YOU BRO
Stranger: I'M NOT A BRO, BRO
You: I MEANT KEVIN
Stranger: I KNEW THAT I WAS TESTING YOU
You: OH FUCK NICE ONE!
Stranger: GRACIAS!!
You: OH SHIT I JUST BUSTED AN EPIC LOAD INTO KEVIN'S SISTERS MOUTH
Stranger: HER THROAT IS CLOSED
Stranger: HOW WILL SHE SWALLOW
You: MUST SHOVE TAIL DOWN THROAT
You: OH GOD SO WET
You: MY TAIL IS COVERED IN FUCKING CUM
Stranger: I'M HARD TBQH
You: I NEED TO PEE IN HER MOUTH SO IT GOES DOWN
You: OMG ME TOO
Stranger: LET'S TOUCH TIPS!
You: *TOUCH*
Stranger: *AAHHHH* SO GOOD
You: OH SHIT I BUSTED AGAIN
You: SORRY, I CAN CLEAN YOUR DICK IF YOU WANT
Stranger: OPEN SEASAME, BITCH
You: OH SHIT A FUCKING ALIEN BLEW THROUGH HER CHEST
You: RIDLEY HEEEEEELP!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
You: what ho
Stranger: o/
You: age/sex/location????
You:
Stranger: 20/male/brazil
Stranger: and u?
You: 17/male/England
You: I tried to cyber with some finnish girl lol
Stranger: hum...ok
You: that failed epically
You: hahaha
You: it was a legend
Stranger: oh yeh!! hahaha
You: I accidentally my whole orifice
You: sadly
Stranger: how did u do it?
You: I sat on anti matter

You: I sat on anti matter
Stranger: hum..really sad
You: yeah
Stranger: what anti matter?
You: well
You: all matter is made up of atoms
You: and within the atoms
You: the subatomic particles
You: their are particles and their anti particles
You: for example electrons and positrons
You: with opposite charges
Stranger: ok..i got it
You: I sat on an anti bottom
You: and my bottom became a photon of light
 
JAGEagent said:
You: what ho
Stranger: o/
You: age/sex/location????
You:
Stranger: 20/male/brazil
Stranger: and u?
You: 17/male/England
You: I tried to cyber with some finnish girl lol
Stranger: hum...ok
You: that failed epically
You: hahaha
You: it was a legend
Stranger: oh yeh!! hahaha
You: I accidentally my whole orifice
You: sadly
Stranger: how did u do it?
You: I sat on anti matter

You: I sat on anti matter
Stranger: hum..really sad
You: yeah
Stranger: what anti matter?
You: well
You: all matter is made up of atoms
You: and within the atoms
You: the subatomic particles
You: their are particles and their anti particles
You: for example electrons and positrons
You: with opposite charges
Stranger: ok..i got it
You: I sat on an anti bottom
You: and my bottom became a photon of light
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Fucking win!


Stranger: br?
You: The fuck is br? Battle Riffle?
Stranger: fuck you mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: hi, wanna cyber?
Stranger: holla holla holla
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lets do this
You: start'
Stranger: wait
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: im girl
Stranger: well then this would be gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i never get to fucking cyber
 
Ross said:
You: hi, wanna cyber?
Stranger: holla holla holla
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lets do this
You: start'
Stranger: wait
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: im girl
Stranger: well then this would be gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i never get to fucking cyber
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I remember I did a femdom cyber with someone.

It was interesting.
 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what up?
You: hablas español?
Stranger: un poco
You: que bueno
You: de donde eres?
Stranger: I'm peter
Stranger: yo soy peter
You: peter pan?
Stranger: e tu?
You: captain hook
Stranger: si, peter pan
You: I'm gonna stick my hook up your ass you faggot
You: my fucking hand!
Stranger: You're a sorry little guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: heyy
You: where are you from?
Stranger: canada
Stranger: you?
You: the states
You: my country is going to nuke your country
Stranger: yeah right
You: and turn all your cities into giant zoos
Stranger: your country is going to fall like rome
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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