The "Ask CK and Fetzer" Thread. Two for one!

[SteveMCsteve]

at what point does cpr turn into necrophilia?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

at what point does cpr turn into necrophilia?

When...
1. The person is dead
2. You're enjoying it

approx. 10 minutes.

If a monkey is involved then approx. 2 minutes.

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Dear buddy-goat-bear...
..what is the weather like in Italy, at the moment?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Dear buddy-goat-bear...
..what is the weather like in Italy, at the moment?

61 °F / 16 °C
Scattered Clouds
Humidity: 68%
Dew Point: 50 °F / 10 °C
Pressure: 29.65 in / 1004 hPa (Steady)
Visibility: -
UV: 8 out of 16
Clouds: Few 1500 ft / 457 m
Scattered Clouds 2000 ft / 609 m
(Above Ground Level)
Elevation: 331 ft / 101 m


EDIT: This is for Rome btw.

EDIT2:and also, I don't see the picture in your sig.

EDIT3: Nvm, it works now.

 

[The Butt]

What is typical goat food?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

What is typical goat food?

grass, wheat, corn, and occassionally some soft and tender monkey meat.

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Dear CK("C")... who am I?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Dear CK("C")... who am I?

One who enjoys art, writing, and music. Embracing the shadows found in all that is darkness and light. The mindset of creativity to drift afar from reality. But to cut to the chase, Eli, CoB fan who likes the song In The Shadows and is from Italy. Likes Dire Straits too and also likes bears.

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

^Haaa, that was a very nice description, can't believe that's me... ..anyway, thanks, haha! And you remembered I prefer bears to men: awesome! XD

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I prefer bears to men

 

[Bodomonkey]

Dear Meister, when will I become one with the Stars?

 

[The Butt]

also likes bears.

I guess you wouldn't like Stephen Colbert then.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Dear Meister, when will I become one with the Stars?

I don't know if I want to explain that in a comical way or according to the lyrics in the song...

I guess you wouldn't like Stephen Colbert then.

Ah he's cool, funny how he's got bears on top of his threat down though.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

how did u like the questions i asked u in msn?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

how did u like the questions i asked u in msn?

They were too hott for cobot.

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

 

[Virtuoosi]

Dude, since when Squeee has been a mod? And how he got "chosen"?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Dude, since when Squeee has been a mod?

since like 4-5 days ago or something.

And how he got "chosen"?

closet. I need not say more.

 

[Virtuoosi]

closet. I need not say more.

lolwut?
When he met Deron?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

lolwut?
When he met Deron?