The "Ask CK and Fetzer" Thread. Two for one!

What can I do when my asscleaner paper is running out ?

then use some normal sheets of paper. if you don't have any, then use pages from a useless book that you're never going to read. AND if that doesn't work and you can't find anything else, use the grass outside. Though using a hose usually works well if you don't like using any paper at all.
 
What am I eating right now?

and a banaani
Why did all the dinosaurs die?:zombie:
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Deaer CK,

Will I enjoy my night out with friends? :kickass:
If it doesn't involve Borknagar, then fuck no.:lol: