The "Ask CK and Fetzer" Thread. Two for one!

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

fav meme?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Question:
Will you follow me into the light?

No man, I choose to Follow The BLIND!

do you know about the Thumb series

like Thumb Wars, Bat Thumb etc..

Yeah, I haven't watched much of it, but I know exactly what you are talking about.

Coca Cola or Pepsi?

none of the above...
I prefer this...

FUCKING CRUSH or forgive?

Fucking capt'n crunch

Yes or no?

Nei koke

Ozzy-era Sabbath or Dio-era Sabbath?

Dio, cause ozzy is overrated

fav meme?

Mahir's, just cause I can't think of any others.

 

[The Butt]

Dio, cause ozzy is overrated

You're dead to me.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Who was betraying us?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Who was betraying us?

Corrupted old gnom
betrayer of all
you know so much about all
what is your price
Too much, too much
you cannot pay with your silver and your gold
there's just a little chance to save the wizard's life
there's just a little chance for all you fools
now pay

 

[Bodomonkey]

Why won't you let me die?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why won't you let me die?

I'd have to die first, then you could die after maybe. The monkeys conquered in Planet Of The Apes anyways, so you'd have to fulfill your destiny.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Aye!

What can I ask you next?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Aye!

What can I ask you next?

ask about thy future

 

[Bodomonkey]

Why? :]

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why? :]

cause I'm your master! now fucking obey! slaves shall serve!

 

[Bodomonkey]

Where do you see me in ten years?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Where do you see me in ten years?

Leader of the planet of the apes.

(that's assuming you'll conquer earth by then...)

 

[Bodomonkey]

What seven letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

What seven letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

lounger

 

[Bodomonkey]

Fuck...

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't need it and the user can't see it... What is it?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

A coffin

 

[Bodomonkey]

There are two rooms. One has three lights and the other has three switches. Bob starts out in the room with the switches. He is alone. He can not see the room with the lights. Once he leaves the the switches room, the door closes and locks. How does Bob figure out which light goes to which switch?


...


He checks their IP-adresses.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

There are two rooms. One has three lights and the other has three switches. Bob starts out in the room with the switches. He is alone. He can not see the room with the lights. Once he leaves the the switches room, the door closes and locks. How does Bob figure out which light goes to which switch?

Firstly, you go turn the first two switches on and you don’t touch the third switch at all.
Then you let them sit for 5 to 10 minutes (let them sit well over some time)
After that you turn off the second switch
Then you go into the room with the lights and one lightbulb should still be on, that is connected to the first lightswitch.
There are two turned off but one of them is warm. The warm one is connected to the second switch
and the cold one is connected to the third switch.

He checks their IP-adresses.

nope

 

[Bodomonkey]

No more questions for you!