The "Ask CK and Fetzer" Thread. Two for one!

[Chairman Kaga]

With swords in their hands, did they kill each and every man?

If they are spartans, then yes.

Why is bodomonkey writing so much in this thread?

Because he's my pet blonde monkey.

Dear Kaga

how much pain does giving birth cause?

is it worse then getting your balls run over by a car?

1. Think about how those guys in the alien series movies felt when it came out of their chest.

2. Yes but it's worth the feeling if you know what I mean.

What is it like?

I'll answer that with another question, have you ever came something that was solid?

 

[Bodomonkey]

Why are everyone petting me?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why are everyone petting me?

Norwegian + Monkey = Epic KFC win. Who wouldn't want to pet that?

 

[Bodomonkey]

Shall I say I was wrong if I'm right?

 

[dawnghost]

Farewell to my last hope.

 

[The Butt]

Norwegian + Monkey = Epic KFC win. Who wouldn't want to pet that?

Lulz.

I bought myself a bunch of fries at KFC today.

 

[Demonite]

Chairman Kaga, what would happen if I put gravy in a super soaker and squirted you with it?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Shall I say I was wrong if I'm right?

You're always right if you believe you are right; if you think you aren't even though you might be right, then you're obviously wrong.

Chairman Kaga, what would happen if I put gravy in a super soaker and squirted you with it?

If it's KFC gravy, then you may as well put some Darkthrone on. If not, I'll have to came back onto you.

 

[Bodomonkey]

I heard the Wise Man calling ... WHY?

 

[blindguard]

The Piper wants us!!!!!!

 

[Demonite]

You're always right if you believe you are right; if you think you aren't even though you might be right, then you're obviously wrong.



If it's KFC gravy, then you may as well put some Darkthrone on. If not, I'll have to came back onto you.

Well what if it was that chunky white gravy that sucks? Would we listen to Eminem or the Backstreet Boys then?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I heard the Wise Man calling ... WHY?

Cause he likes little underage monkeys.

Well what if it was that chunky white gravy that sucks? Would we listen to Eminem or the Backstreet Boys then?

Probably worse. Something along the lines of bubble gum music. Unless you'd like to consider Eminem and/or Backstreet Boys that.

 

[Bodomonkey]

I've made up my mind, but will I find what I search for?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I've made up my mind, but will I find what I search for?

You definitely will if you believe.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Where does the mighty Ahti dwell?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Where does the mighty Ahti dwell?

Ahti lives in the undersea palace of Ahtola. Most likely off the shores of finland somewhere.

 

[Nick Brookes]

If a train is due to arive at the station at 17:00 and it left at 18:00 is it going to be late?

 

[Bodomonkey]

Why is the deathbringer from the sky hunting victims in the night?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

If a train is due to arive at the station at 17:00 and it left at 18:00 is it going to be late?

If it's 17:00 on the next day then no.

Why is the deathbringer from the sky hunting victims in the night?

My best guess is that it/he would be spotted too easily during the day, not to mention it isn't very horrific to kill in daylight concidering that daylight doesn't seem as evil somehow.

 

[Bodomonkey]

^

Will you monkry if CoBoT gets shut down?