The "Ask CK and Fetzer" Thread. Two for one!

Dear CK,

Why does everyone reference 4chan here? :erk:

Cause they are addickted to the intarwebz. They use it as a source of their power possibly. (if you get what I mean). joesus is an ideal example of this though he's been b& from it. You can't deny that you like animated gifs anyways.
 
What msn font are you currently using? *Insert (ape) here*

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Times New Roman

Why do you like the Telecaster so much (sorry for diverting the thread away from odd things)

I love telecasters but not all of them are good. Depending on which one you get, you'll have an wet-orgy of power cumming out of them on whatever type of riff you play. The plate and the pick-ups really make it gruesomely awesome. I love maple necks anyways, though not all of them have maple necks.
 
Who brings us all the sadness?
Who brings us all the fear?
Who spreads disease and misery,
and steals our destiny?