The "Ask CK and Fetzer" Thread. Two for one!

[SteveMCsteve]

why won;t you put the goat in your avatar again?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

What can I say?

Welcome back to the forum, now ask me some new questions my pet monkey.

why won;t you put the goat in your avatar again?

Probably because it will most likely lead to my bannage. The whole goat fiasco almost got me banned back when I did it.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Will I get a boner from watching dears?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Will I get a boner from watching dears?

Yes you will. 100% guaranteed unless you are gay or neutered.

 

[Bodomonkey]

I don't really think it was made for m0nk33s, do you?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I don't really think it was made for m0nk33s, do you?

Listen to your master and WATCH IT!

 

[Bodomonkey]

Did Dr. Stein really grow funny creatures?:zombie:

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Did Dr. Stein really grow funny creatures?:zombie:

It's funny that one of his own creations would ask such a question.

 

[Bodomonkey]

But why did he let me run into the jungle, instead of the night?:zombie:

 

[Chairman Kaga]

But why did he let me run into the jungle, instead of the night?:zombie:

because the jungle is IN the night!

Listen and you will learn my pet monkey.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Why haven't I become a great rock musician or a politician?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why haven't I become a great rock musician or a politician?

Patience young pada-wan, it will come in time.

 

[Bodomonkey]

Patience young pada-wan, it will come in time.

Why?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why?

Well if you don't have patience you'll end up like one of those messed up mofos from Dune. >.>

 

[Bodomonkey]

Well if you don't have patience you'll end up like one of those messed up mofos from Dune. >.>

Why?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Why?

Because I fucking said so!

Dr. Stein didn't make you a funny creature for nothing!

 

[Bodomonkey]

May I sig that?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

May I sig that?

lol. Dew it!

 

[Bodomonkey]

When was the last time you went to KFC?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

When was the last time you went to KFC?

August 2007