The Ask "MrFast" Thread:

[MIMA]

Have you ever watched the movie Misery? I'm the old lady and the writer is my guitar.

Yes i have! Okay then that means i'm gonna have to steal it...sorry.

 

[Deadly]

what's more appealing to a man to see a woman in: completely butt-naked or still wearing langerey? (if i even spelled that correctly)

 

[Anonymous]

A naked woman is obviously sexier, but lingerie is more fun. It's enticing, something to remove yourself.. Kinda gets you into it more.

 

[Ephiterz]

A naked woman is obviously sexier, but lingerie is more fun. It's enticing, something to remove yourself.. Kinda gets you into it more.

XD Agreed!

 

[Deadly]

aye, any advice on colour?

 

[Anonymous]

Black and red. Black for awesomeness, red for the color of passion.

 

[xxprincess_wildchildxx]

If my guitarists piss me off am I allowed to beat the shit out of them with my drumsticks again?

 

[Anonymous]

No, you just get another guitarist. Guitarists are disposable, so many of them.

Unlike keyboardists, they're actually allowed to piss YOU off, they're just that rare.

 

[Knarfi]

So are drummers.




Actually, in my town people who listen to metal are rare enough.

 

[Death goddess]

Howcome my english is getting worse instead of improving? Is it that bad?

 

[Anonymous]

Howcome my english is getting worse instead of improving? Is it that bad?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/search.php?searchid=670856

Whenever you get discouraged, read some of his posts. It will remind you that your english is very good.

 

[Death goddess]

Thanks but why when I open it it says: "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."

 

[Anonymous]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/member.php?u=67489

There ya go.

 

[Fetzer]

Dear Brandon, what do you think of my existence?

 

[Anonymous]

Dear Brandon, what do you think of my existence?

I honestly have no idea how to answer this question.

 

[Fetzer]

Unlike keyboardists, they're actually allowed to piss YOU off, they're just that rare.

Yeah we got that SuperPower.

But actually, I've meet like 3 or 4 keyboardist in my life, and they were always cool, like the bassist. I think 80% of Guitarists were douchebag, and so were 100% of the singer I've meet

 

[lad]

You call yourself Mr. Fast? Is this because of some recurring theme you have with the ladies?

How many hours do you practise guitar a day?

What do you think of the (most excellent) Jeff Healey??

 

[eternal alchemist]

A naked woman is obviously sexier, but lingerie is more fun. It's enticing, something to remove yourself.. Kinda gets you into it more.

I see how you're viewing things from the perspective of a woman now, which could be effective in a sexual environment.

 

[Anonymous]

You call yourself Mr. Fast? Is this because of some recurring theme you have with the ladies?

How many hours do you practise guitar a day?

What do you think of the (most excellent) Jeff Healey??

1. It's actually a really lame superhero name .
2. When I'm not asleep, I have a guitar in my hands.
3. I remember seeing one of his music videos when I was younger, and in said video he was driving a semi. He's a fantastic guitarist, but he's not the kind of person I'd want to see driving a fucking 18 wheeler

I see how you're viewing things from the perspective of a woman now, which could be effective in a sexual environment.

If I thought of what I prefer during sex as a reference to pleasing a woman, I'd have a very unhappy woman. I mean, some of it applies but there's just so much more to consider.

 

[MIMA]

What's the best new movie to watch?